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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

HulkaMatt posted:

and the fans want lana

this city sucks

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
It's nice ADR & Rusev are still friends even after LoN broke up :unsmith:

DopeGhoti
May 24, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
"I could just straighten my legs and get out of this, but instead I shall reach slowly for the top rope."

I mean, yes, rasslin', but come on, guys, throw me a bone for suspension of disbelief.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

HulkaMatt posted:

and the fans want lana

as they should, lana #1

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
what if, instead of Kallisto, it was Kalypso, from Twisted Metal

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
lol Rusev just dragging midget 2's corpse around like a cat with a bird

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Why is Genma Saotome hanging out in the front row

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Brock Lesnar posted:

what if, instead of Kallisto, it was Kalypso, from Twisted Metal

Kill WWE and air Twisted Metal for 3 hours

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

DopeGhoti posted:

"I could just straighten my legs and get out of this, but instead I shall reach slowly for the top rope."

I mean, yes, rasslin', but come on, guys, throw me a bone for suspension of disbelief.

I'm a sucker for big, splashy moves and something of an ADR fan and, yeah, the Tree of Woe setup length does not look good.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

That segment went on so drat long.

Did the Puerto Rican tour guides debut already? How was it?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I'm glad Lana is finally wearing good clothes and hair again.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



The death of a Kalisto

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Dango Bango posted:

That segment went on so drat long.

Did the Puerto Rican tour guides debut already? How was it?

Imagine, if you will, over ten thousand people not making a sound.

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer
SPINES AREN'T MEANT TO BEND LIKE THAT

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Dango Bango posted:

That segment went on so drat long.

Did the Puerto Rican tour guides debut already? How was it?

It was like when they turn the crowd mics off for Roman, except the crowd mics weren't off.

CJTheran
Mar 31, 2010
Bah gawd that man is clutched in half.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Lol these refs

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Dango Bango posted:

That segment went on so drat long.

Did the Puerto Rican tour guides debut already? How was it?

Heat death of the universe, in a squash against Local Jobbers.

No reaction, at all. I think you can hear someone cough during it.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Rusev only respects puerto rican referees

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
Holy poo poo Rusev

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

I'm glad that Rusev is allowed to be a killer again and also hey Lana what's up

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Fibby Boy posted:

SPINES AREN'T MEANT TO BEND LIKE THAT

Not unless they're on DDP Yoga!

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

TONG PO

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
no one seems to really care about this

I do not disagree

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Chris James 2 posted:

Kill WWE and air Twisted Metal for 3 hours

I dunno about this Dean Ambrose promo though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKWLq1OQ3tI

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Omg that slomo rusev kick looked so awesome. Make this man a power ranger.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Man Kalisto really sold that. A bit long but end beatdown was good.

I hope Rusev wins

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
Pre-Cena Rusev is back and I embrace it

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Rusev should've been like this since the beginning, just tear motherfuckers apart :black101:

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
I know I should care about this but after all of these guys have been booked into obscurity I just really, really don't. Give Rusev the belt and do something with him.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
Can't believe I just saw a guy murdered on live television

Valentin
Sep 16, 2012

loving the energy with which these refs are preventing rusev from killing the reigning champ in the middle of the ring

"hey. come on. get outta here. scram. rusev, buddy, come on."

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

God I love Rusev so much

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








all of this is just filler to get us to memorial day where big match john can reclaim his title

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



DeepDickPizza posted:

I know I should care about this but after all of these guys have been booked into obscurity I just really, really don't. Give Rusev the belt and do something with him.

Something to do like...Lose to John Cena repeatedly.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Rusev should've been like this since the beginning, just tear motherfuckers apart :black101:

Repackage Rusev as Doomguy from Doom 4.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Just caught up, that New Day segment was magical.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Eltoasto posted:

Something to do like...Lose to John Cena repeatedly.

Yeah, that belt's getting shotgunned hard.

But in the meantime MACHKA! MACHKA! MACHKA!

The Grey
Mar 2, 2004

Is the contract signing the main event?

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Eltoasto posted:

Something to do like...Lose to John Cena repeatedly.

Luckily Del Rio is 1st in line for that.

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