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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Come on folks, buy more poo poo already, I really need a hit (of drugs (the drugs that I do))!!!

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I'm sorry you need help lowtax :(. Sounds like you need to start giving some of the drugs to the under performing mods and admins, that will get them performing at 100% again.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
That must be the longest post on Facebook

heffsay
Mar 5, 2013
Which drug is your favorite?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

[posted 8 months ago]

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

lol youtube is the best website ever...besides these forums. i'm sorry.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Well its been 8 months lowtax have you shaped up yet

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
drugs are bad. you should stop using them.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
spend your money on hugs instead.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
First step is admitting you have a problem. I'm glad I can offer my help to you on this incredibly difficult journey you are on. Call on ya sister, when you need a hand; we all need somebody to lean on.

american_dare
May 18, 2016

by Lowtax
yo mother fucker if u want me to do charge backs then give me an unbannable account I DO NOT GIVE A gently caress ABOUT 1000 DOLLAR DONATION TO LOWTAXS NEPHEW LOL :D

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
drugs are really good

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i'm also addicted to drugs like my rolemodel lowtax. also i'm 12

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I bet the tax does a lot of crack


















butt crack that is, men's butt cracks

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

whoflungpoop posted:

Well its been 8 months lowtax have you shaped up yet

No, I need money now more than ever, my drug habit has escalated and now I'm hooked on SUPER DRUGS.

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

whoflungpoop posted:

Well its been 8 months lowtax have you shaped up yet

No, I need money now more than ever, my drug habit has escalated and now I'm hooked on SUPER DRUGS.

https://secure.somethingawful.com/products/donate.php

https://secure.somethingawful.com/products/donate.php

https://secure.somethingawful.com/products/donate.php

https://secure.somethingawful.com/products/donate.php

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I watched the Blue Mountain Statew movie the other day and they all got high on "cocaine" and "jenkem" (:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
tbf id probably use the money on drugs too

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
would not want to do drugs with anyone who says modicum of decorum (plus all those other words)

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Who can post here when the head guys high on shrooms, tabs, bars, tint, scrape, flood, sour, cramp, and snipped baby jesus only knows what else

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I'm sorry you need help lowtax :(. Sounds like you need to start giving some of the drugs to the under performing mods and admins, that will get them performing at 100% again.

:agreed:

Would help with any confidence issues and doubts they have about their moderating abilities. Don't see any downsides to this idea to be quite honest (tbqh).

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Set up a donation fund for each forum. You can only donate more than the previous person. When you donate you become mod of that forum. When someone donates higher than they take modship from you

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

whoflungpoop posted:

Who can post here when the head guys high on shrooms, tabs, bars, tint, scrape, flood, sour, cramp, and snipped baby jesus only knows what else

hes hopped up on goofballs

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Name searching?

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Mods I have a 4/5 star on Cronster, I recommend myself for excellent cronie service

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Meth! Get your Meth here! Fresh, delectable Meth! Meth! I've got Meth for sale!

You sir, would you like some of my pro-tier Meth!?

Meth! Meth for sale!

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Ban more people?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

when i do drugs i turn into an honest to goodness gorilla

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
can you make it so we can specify which drugs the money is spent on when donating

I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013
I'm a crony of an underperforming moderator. Please dont' ban me!!!!!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

lowtax has been smoking marijuana cigarettes this entire time and eating marijuana chocolate bars and smoking hash oil, all with my money.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

thathonkey posted:

can you make it so we can specify which drugs the money is spent on when donating
I didn't know there were different types of drugs, I've just been taking all of them.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
Have you considered switching to DXM from the Dollar Tree? For five dollars, you can buy 675 mg of DXM, which is a pretty solid trip, and have two dollars left over for either an Arizona Ice Tea and jumbo box of cookies, for steadying your nerves during the come down, or a Spider-Man coloring book and crayons, for something to do while high?

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
just shooting some hoop at the mental health centre and it hit me...drugs are great!

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

I love doing Drug

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Lowtax posted:

I didn't know there were different types of drugs, I've just been taking all of them.

Orally or anally?

heffsay
Mar 5, 2013

Lowtax posted:

I didn't know there were different types of drugs, I've just been taking all of them.

You could at least share some of them.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
do a pot

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
I always suspected Lowtax might be doping, giving him an edge over other owners of comedy websites. Thousands of kids with Lowtax posters on their walls will be crushed when they hear this news :(

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Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Okay I had to look up 'licentious', it's been a while since I've seen that one.

e: Please link me to this licentious content so that I may judge it's licentiousness for myself.

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