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Hi I'd like to be something like a policy maker for your company but without any of the experience, education or time put in.
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May 26, 2016 13:25
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Frankenstyle posted:This is so close to someone explaining how polygamy is actually a really good deal for all parties involved, and the only reason it doesn't work out for everyone is because everyone isn't just like me. Sadly sometimes I draw that same comparison but down to brass tacks, we're considering it primarily because we're poor and don't like the idea of work without enjoyment. More important to do what you want in life than what the internet tells you anyway. Except vote trump because America.
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May 26, 2016 13:56
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Worlds Smuggest posted:I'll be 26 this year, I spent every year after highschool at community college to save my parents money since they insisted I be college educated, I didn't want to join the military since it royally hosed the life of my best friend and they don't get much from the government but it is paying his way through HVAC certification school. I was initially going to be a psychology student, but instead I decided to go for a business admin degree since I figured the only way I would make a living in psych is going for a MD or PHd in a long winded 12 year process that I wasn't interested in making my parents pay for. In the meantime I've been day trading on the market since I was 16 with a base capital of 1,000 dollars I saved selling soda and candy from a backpack in school during the big sugar ban they had for a while. This is an impressive list of bad decisions. Also that community college education really shows in your writing
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May 26, 2016 14:20
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hey everybody guess what MILLENNIALS
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May 26, 2016 14:22
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This child that I raised turned out to be a useless, lazy, entitled piece of poo poo. Who's loving fault is this? Who the gently caress did this to my child? Tell me!
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May 26, 2016 14:24
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33% of millennials now live at home with mommy but only .02% go rear end to rear end with their sister at an FYAD house party *wiki kathy and nooner*
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May 26, 2016 14:26
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Blacktoll posted:Hi I'd like to be something like a policy maker for your company but without any of the experience, education or time put in. and if you'll look at the accomplishments section on my resume you'll see i've had not one but two posts make it to the front page of reddit my youtube channel of lets play videos just hit 100 subscribers and i had a fb post go viral a few months ago when i called out a guy at the gym for body shaming me so when do i start, ill need to know soon so i can tell my mommy when i need to use the car, kthxbai
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May 26, 2016 14:26
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Worlds Smuggest posted:I'll be 26 this year, I spent every year after highschool at community college to save my parents money since they insisted I be college educated, I didn't want to join the military since it royally hosed the life of my best friend and they don't get much from the government but it is paying his way through HVAC certification school. I was initially going to be a psychology student, but instead I decided to go for a business admin degree since I figured the only way I would make a living in psych is going for a MD or PHd in a long winded 12 year process that I wasn't interested in making my parents pay for. In the meantime I've been day trading on the market since I was 16 with a base capital of 1,000 dollars I saved selling soda and candy from a backpack in school during the big sugar ban they had for a while. You've been in community college for 8 years for a loving business degree and you are afraid of a "long winded" 12 year track to an MD? Are you getting a PhD at that community college in steam/e-trade/fanduel fat-assery?
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May 26, 2016 14:28
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Robot Pride posted:You've been in community college for 8 years for a loving business degree and you are afraid of a "long winded" 12 year track to an MD? Are you getting a PhD at that community college in steam/e-trade/fanduel fat-assery? I'm sure a man who writes at an 8th grade level could easily get into medical school if he wanted to
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May 26, 2016 14:30
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you assume he graduated when he was 18
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May 26, 2016 14:32
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i went to school one time but then i realized i could just scam ppls pensions with forex and options trading and also build poo poo with my hands and do odd internet jobs and live pretty decently so i dedicated my time to finding eternal youth and found out its happening in south america then some radical feminists that dont understand bandwagon theory tried to bill cosby me not realizing there were only 3 of them in totality that could bill cosby me if they put in a lot of effort then there were rumors of some darknet video tapes and recordsing and i was like id like to see them :-) then we rehabd the killers pedos and rapists in forest rehab communities with reality tv and ppl made money and the switch only took less than 4 years to turn into a progressive regime but no one even triemrs gallant had a fat pussy. i enjoyed the book freak the mighty euth novel
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May 26, 2016 14:33
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I'm 23, make 10$ an hr, and live several states away from my parents. I'm poor af and it sucks, especially when I see a lot of ppl my age where their parents pay for rent! Rent and utilities is like 60% of my income. My mom is an immigrant and essentially was a factory worker/sub teacher for her life. We were always lower class and she couldn't help me if she wanted to. Yes id like to be a responsible independent adult but Jesus gently caress cant the min wage increase, and I commute to a lovely job via bus for over an hour and why the gently caress are luxury apartments being built everywhere when they're over $1000 per month. Who the gently caress can pay that?!?! Essentially I think the lower class is getting really hosed over here. I'm worried for my older siblings because they are more hosed than me.
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May 26, 2016 15:09
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:I'm 23, make 10$ an hr, and live several states away from my parents. I'm poor af and it sucks, especially when I see a lot of ppl my age where their parents pay for rent! Rent and utilities is like 60% of my income. My mom is an immigrant and essentially was a factory worker/sub teacher for her life. We were always lower class and she couldn't help me if she wanted to. Get a trade. For real.
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May 26, 2016 15:22
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:I'm 23, make 10$ an hr, and live several states away from my parents. I'm poor af and it sucks, especially when I see a lot of ppl my age where their parents pay for rent! Rent and utilities is like 60% of my income. My mom is an immigrant and essentially was a factory worker/sub teacher for her life. We were always lower class and she couldn't help me if she wanted to. you're getting paid $10 an hour because you have a job that a robot can and will do soon learn a skill/trade that's actually worth something you dingus
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May 26, 2016 15:28
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wait wait wait. wait. wait. did somebody say.... MILLENIALS?!??!!!     
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May 26, 2016 15:38
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I have a computer science degree and I program. I'm just an rear end in a top hat who hasn't gotten hired into something better
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May 26, 2016 15:39
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:I have a computer science degree and I program. I'm just an rear end in a top hat who hasn't gotten hired into something better If you have a CS degree and a github account you can reference for code samples then there is no reason you are living like a hobo. No reason.
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May 26, 2016 15:41
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Do people not live with half a dozen roommates for most of their 20's or what? I remember being super excited at like age 25-26 when I got a full time gig paying $30k a year. Before that I think I hovered around 20-25k and somehow managed to pay $300-400 per month for a room in a group house.
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May 26, 2016 15:42
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Well, unless you are a hardcore drug addict or more likely a typical millennial poo poo head that spends all their time playing video games on their loving phone/console/poo poo-rig PC.
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May 26, 2016 15:44
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bongwizzard posted:Do people not live with half a dozen roommates for most of their 20's or what? I remember being super excited at like age 25-26 when I got a full time gig paying $30k a year. Before that I think I hovered around 20-25k and somehow managed to pay $300-400 per month for a room in a group house. yuppie culture and selfishness has ruined this i was getting psyched to do this in my 30s-40s and other more robust community living arrangements, artist communes becoming more mainstream living, compartmentalization, etc but ppl got addictted to friends and sienfeidl and wanted to shop at forever 21 few just a few more years and got to kill ppl with prison etc gently caress all yall
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May 26, 2016 15:47
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:I'm 23, make 10$ an hr, and live several states away from my parents. I'm poor af and it sucks, especially when I see a lot of ppl my age where their parents pay for rent! Rent and utilities is like 60% of my income. My mom is an immigrant and essentially was a factory worker/sub teacher for her life. We were always lower class and she couldn't help me if she wanted to. This is becoming a big problem. There is not one single mid-range apartment complex being built within a 20-mile radius of my city and all the old ones are being torn down. All construction is on luxury units so now the only choices are a) granite countertops/bamboo flooring/75% of your paycheck and b) filthy trash heap that makes suicide seem inviting. There is precisely nothing in between. This affects everyone who is not a homeowner (not just millennials) and owning when you work in a fickle industry is just not practical.
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May 26, 2016 16:11
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I like those budget guides that state you should not spend more than 25% or 33% of your take home income on housing (utilities included). This seems like a very realistical goal and totally achievable in cities where jobs actually are.
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May 26, 2016 16:20
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:The scary part about this generation having to rely on the older generation's wealth and good fortune because of crippling school debt, the hollowing out of well paying secure middle class jobs, and explosive housing cost rises, is that the generation after them is going to have much less of a familial cushion to fall back on. There is going to be a huge slide into poverty for a large portion of the country, and there doesn't seem to be anything anyone can do about it so they just get angry and vote Trump or Bernie I guess. This is why don't have kids tho
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May 26, 2016 16:31
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Lol just lol at the goon with CS degree making ten dollars an hour. Somewhere you must be broken because come on.
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May 26, 2016 16:32
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*drinks two bottles of dimetapp and a forty* gently caress this poo poo job my siblings are hosed
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May 26, 2016 16:33
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now coming to you live!! It's home with mommy!!!
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May 26, 2016 16:33
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Starring the millennial 33!!
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May 26, 2016 16:34
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Guess my experience would be included into this study. I lived with my parents until I was 28, which was when I got married and paid for the wedding on my own, moved into a 2 bedroom condo my wife and I bought, and then 5 years later bought my own house. If I didn't live all those years at home with my parents, then I never would have been able to save enough to do all that. It was worth it.
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May 26, 2016 16:47
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Loqieu posted:Guess my experience would be included into this study. I lived with my parents until I was 28, which was when I got married and paid for the wedding on my own, moved into a 2 bedroom condo my wife and I bought, and then 5 years later bought my own house. If I didn't live all those years at home with my parents, then I never would have been able to save enough to do all that. It was worth it. I guess so but that sounds lame as gently caress to me. Everyone needs a period of poverty, squalor, and 8am bong-rips in their life imho. If you have never pissed in the cat's litter box because your roommates have the only bathroom tied up for hours loving in the shower, then I don't know how you would get on in life.
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May 26, 2016 17:49
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bongwizzard posted:I guess so but that sounds lame as gently caress to me. Everyone needs a period of poverty, squalor, and 8am bong-rips in their life imho. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ckihhKoiL0
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May 26, 2016 17:57
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bongwizzard posted:If you have never pissed in the cat's litter box because your roommates have the only bathroom tied up for hours loving in the shower, then I don't know how you would get on in life. What are you, some kind of barbarian? Use the sink.
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May 26, 2016 18:01
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Chomp8645 posted:What are you, some kind of barbarian? If the bathroom fuckers want to keep bathroom loving then they get to lovingly scoop up my clumped piss and dispose of it for me. Also lol that the sink was ever not overflowing with dishes.
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May 26, 2016 18:24
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Aww shucks, we'll do better next millennium A- at least 90%
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May 26, 2016 18:31
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I've turned my life into a soulless grind to afford my appartment but at least I live on my own. Yeah it sucks so I can see why some folks would rather stay home and be happy a bit longer.
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May 26, 2016 18:34
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Is everyone in this thread some crusty 50-year-old? People younger than you have less accumulated knowledge and experience than you, an old gently caress whining on this dead gay forum, leading them to act out seemingly foolhardy or annoying behaviors from your current perspective. Your actions at a Millenial's age (currently 5-35, 30 years for a generation, right?) likely looked just as bad to the trailblazing olds before you. If you're not over 35, you're complaining about yourself, HTH.
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May 26, 2016 19:10
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If, on the other hand, you are 34 years and 11 months old it is perfectly OK.
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May 26, 2016 19:24
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Pvt.Scott posted:Is everyone in this thread some crusty 50-year-old? Yeah geez I know, and if these people don't stop all this mean talking I just might get triggered!
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May 26, 2016 19:32
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penis man posted:yuppie culture and selfishness has ruined this Everyone I know that is my age either lives at home or with roommates. Edgar Allan Pwned posted:why the gently caress are luxury apartments being built everywhere when they're over $1000 per month. Who the gently caress can pay that?!?! This though for real. Except here they are like $2500/mo.
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May 26, 2016 19:35
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If my rent was 1k I'd live like a god drat king. Instead I pay for a house in Brooklyn in a non-touristy area. Just me, my wife and all the hassids.
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May 26, 2016 19:47
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What does it say about my mom moving Into my apartment? gently caress no I don't make her pay rent. She's my mom.
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