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Three Olives posted:This was wrong, the gorilla was a critically endangered animal while we already have way too many loving children everywhere like restaurants and at condo pools. well if anyone can make the case that some humans are a waste of life it's definitely you
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May 30, 2016 19:53
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ScorpioMajesty posted:Why didn't they just trade a bunch of bananas for the kid? I know we don't negotiate with terrorists, but gorillas!?
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May 30, 2016 19:57
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that was my kid in the gorilla pit and if you know me you know I never let my kids play in gorilla pits
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May 30, 2016 20:03
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Gamer With Dignity posted:Applewhite is a weird freak. Yeah he is: a gbs poster that's funny
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May 30, 2016 20:05
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Serious Frolicking posted:because he is black? The gorilla or the kid?
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May 30, 2016 20:06
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I feel like the kid not being dead is pretty good evidence that the gorilla wasn't actively trying to kill him.
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May 30, 2016 20:11
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Do it ironically posted:you can be as pissy as you want but a 4 year old child should not be able to get into a dangerous animal's enclosure and it would be better to shut this podunk place down and spread out the animals to zoos that will actually ensure their safety its totally insane. its like white people are so used to not having healthy amounts of offspring they dont even design things to be toddler proof. "hurr if you dont want one of your kids dieing never have more toddlers than parents!" the white man whos on track for extinction within 200 years.
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May 30, 2016 20:11
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ArbitraryC posted:I feel like the kid not being dead is pretty good evidence that the gorilla wasn't actively trying to kill him. They kept reporting it on the local news that the kid "struggled" with the gorilla for ten minutes. Yeah, if that gorilla lusted for child death, that kid would have been ripped in two.
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May 30, 2016 20:14
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At least they didn't just murder the gorilla for no reason like when they shot that poor baby giraffe in the head in front of a bunch of school children. Anyone remember that story? It was at some zoo in Europe.
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May 30, 2016 20:16
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JiveHonky posted:At least they didn't just murder the gorilla for no reason like when they shot that poor baby giraffe in the head in front of a bunch of school children. Anyone remember that story? It was at some zoo in Europe. thats what happens when you take god out of society
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May 30, 2016 20:18
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JiveHonky posted:At least they didn't just murder the gorilla for no reason like when they shot that poor baby giraffe in the head in front of a bunch of school children. Anyone remember that story? It was at some zoo in Europe. They were trying to demonstrate how there had to be a second gunman at the JFK assassination. The giraffe's long neck exaggerated the back and to the left movement letting even dumbass kids see the truth.
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May 30, 2016 20:20
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Why does anyone care about gorillas? They're like pandas and rhinos - they're going extinct for a reason. They are too dumb to live.
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May 30, 2016 20:20
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tenspott posted:Why does anyone care about gorillas? They're like pandas and rhinos - they're going extinct for a reason. They are too dumb to live. I wish your posting went extinct
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May 30, 2016 20:37
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While it is a shame that we lost a good friend, know that I am stronger than ever
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May 30, 2016 20:38
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stay safe business gorilla
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May 30, 2016 20:40
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they shot him because he was too beautiful  I mean how do you even compete with that bruh    "you don't" -harambe, the gorilla that hosed your girlfriend mellowjournalism fucked around with this message at 21:00 on May 30, 2016 |
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May 30, 2016 20:43
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yellowjournalism posted:they shot him because he was too beautiful you want to gently caress an ape
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May 30, 2016 20:45
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I have and did
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Harambe and I used to hit up OTR and smash some strange. We'd get our nut on Walnut and paint Newport red. Rip buddy, you were a soldier of Islam. May paradise welcome you with open arms and may the Prophet Mohammed ( PBUH ) give you true enlightenment Harambe is... halal bae 
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May 30, 2016 20:49
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i dont want to gently caress apes in general, but id gently caress that one if it hadnt been killed by an inattentive mother
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May 30, 2016 20:51
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Serious Frolicking posted:i dont want to gently caress apes in general, but id gently caress that one if it hadnt been killed by an inattentive mother Pm me
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May 30, 2016 20:52
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Check the gorilla for skittles
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May 30, 2016 20:52
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That gorilla was dragging that kid around like a rag doll lol. Even if the gorilla wasn't a bit aggitated he could have ripped that kid in half without a second thought. Sucks, but that gorilla had to go.
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May 30, 2016 20:53
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Acid Haze posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJkWS4t4l0k tranq darts dont work immediately and would you want to be the guy who shot a tranq dart instead of a real bullet and have the kid wind up dead even if the dart had nothing to do with it?
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May 30, 2016 20:53
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i lust for gorilla death
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May 30, 2016 20:54
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afeelgoodpoop posted:its totally insane. its like white people are so used to not having healthy amounts of offspring they dont even design things to be toddler proof. "hurr if you dont want one of your kids dieing never have more toddlers than parents!" the white man whos on track for extinction within 200 years. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnwAFoQ8o1U
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May 30, 2016 20:55
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yellowjournalism posted:they shot him because he was too beautiful what a beautiful gorilla.
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May 30, 2016 20:56
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Robo Reagan posted:tranq darts dont work immediately and would you want to be the guy who shot a tranq dart instead of a real bullet and have the kid wind up dead even if the dart had nothing to do with it? Even if you inject it directly into the bloodstream, tranquilizer takes a couple minutes to work. If you shoot it into the muscles (like a tranq dart) it could take 10 minutes. That would upset the gorilla, which would be.. ya know... bad for the child's survivability.
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May 30, 2016 20:59
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Personally I think they should have shot the gorilla with a grenade launcher.
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May 30, 2016 21:01
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personally I think they should've napalmed the gorilla enclosure
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May 30, 2016 21:04
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Personally I think they should have shot the gorilla with a grenade launcher. Excelzior posted:personally I think they should've napalmed the gorilla enclosure Both of these are terrible ideas that would also have resulted in the death of the child
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May 30, 2016 21:06
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NegroOnlyGloryHole posted:Both of these are terrible ideas that would also have resulted in the death of the child
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May 30, 2016 21:10
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spray and pray, die gorilla scum
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May 30, 2016 21:14
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Not a fan of the racist chat itt. Mods???
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May 30, 2016 21:18
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ArbitraryC posted:I feel like the kid not being dead is pretty good evidence that the gorilla wasn't actively trying to kill him.  Thank god they razed that exhibit to the ground, it was never good to begin with since it was a big gully that they had cheetahs in. Now the cheetahs have a nice flat exhibit nearby. I wish zoos were better managed, I don't care what people say, they get kids interested in animals that they would never see up close unless they were rich.
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May 30, 2016 21:23
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Your mother raised you to adulthood I think she can handle a toddler in her enclosure
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May 30, 2016 21:26
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:i lust for gorilla death Yet a lusty busty wench yaarrr
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Sue the police. A gorillion dollars ought to cover it
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