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So what were you guys watching tonight?
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Game 7 of the NBA Western Conference Finals 39 19.31%
Game 1 of the NHL Stanley Cup Finals 17 8.42%
WWE Raw, why would you even ask this on a wrestling subforum I don't even 19 9.41%
runs back up the ramp 127 62.87%
Total: 202 votes
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Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Anal Surgery posted:

Yeah Dean was one of my favorites but he's been chumped so many times that he's in Eugene or Santino territory for me.

This post actually made me curious about what the Win/Loss records are for AJ, Dean, Rollins, Cesaro, Owens and Sami. Throw in Bray Wyatt I suppose. That's your entire Main Event picture right there, and I feel like every single one of them has lost FAR more than they've won in the last 12 months.

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SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Sanguinia posted:

This post actually made me curious about what the Win/Loss records are for AJ, Dean, Rollins, Cesaro, Owens and Sami. Throw in Bray Wyatt I suppose. That's your entire Main Event picture right there, and I feel like every single one of them has lost FAR more than they've won in the last 12 months.

"50/50 booking is more realistic and helps to build up credibility. Wins and losses don't matter. Incidentally Roman Reigns should probably win every match he's in."

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Sanguinia posted:

This post actually made me curious about what the Win/Loss records are for AJ, Dean, Rollins, Cesaro, Owens and Sami. Throw in Bray Wyatt I suppose. That's your entire Main Event picture right there, and I feel like every single one of them has lost FAR more than they've won in the last 12 months.

context free WWE TV/PPV win loss records 2015-present

AJ Styles: 20-12
Dean Ambrose: 69-40
Seth Rollins: 26-44
Cesaro: 50-47
Kevin Owens: 54-47
Sami Zayn: 18-12
Bray Wyatt: 28-21

everyone but former wwe champion seth rollins has a winning record

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Wow, they really are so close to literally 50/50 booking everyone.

Korelle
Sep 18, 2010

DeathChicken posted:

Wow, they really are so close to literally 50/50 booking everyone.

Yes but wins and losses don't matter. Which is why Roman hasn't been pinned clean in years.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

oatgan posted:

everyone but former wwe champion seth rollins has a winning record

I feel like this is the most important takeaway from this

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


So I calculated win percentages/batting averages for each, just to look at.

AJ Styles: 20-12 .625
Dean Ambrose: 69-40 .633
Seth Rollins: 26-44 .371
Cesaro: 50-47 .515
Kevin Owens: 54-47 .534
Sami Zayn: 18-12 .600
Bray Wyatt: 28-21 .571

I would not have expected Deano to have the highest average of that group.

For comparison:

Roman Reigns: 249-22 .919
John Cena (2015 Only): 125-11 .919

John's is actually slightly higher, but only by fractions of a percent.

projecthalaxy fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Jun 6, 2016

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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It's perception. Dean loses the big matches, at least it seems that way.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I did a few historical ones too.

Steve Austin, 98-99: 188-17 .917
Triple H, 2002-03: 130-66 .663
Shawn Michaels, 1995-96: 296-26 .919
Hulk Hogan, 1987-88: 227-20: .919

This is absolutely uncanny. If you are The Guy, you win 91% of your matches. Always.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
technically those all round up to 92%

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

projecthalaxy posted:

I did a few historical ones too.

Steve Austin, 98-99: 188-17 .917
Triple H, 2002-03: 130-66 .663
Shawn Michaels, 1995-96: 296-26 .919
Hulk Hogan, 1987-88: 227-20: .919

This is absolutely uncanny. If you are The Guy, you win 91% of your matches. Always.

It's a little funnier now given that a lot of those for Austin, HBK, and Hogan were surely that they refused to do jobs. I doubt Roman Reigns has that kind of pull now

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Marquis de Pyro posted:

It's a little funnier now given that a lot of those for Austin, HBK, and Hogan were surely that they refused to do jobs. I doubt Roman Reigns has that kind of pull now

Hogan shouldn't be jobbing to anyone in '87, and Michaels shouldn't have been jobbing to anyone in '96, so that's not really applicable

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Anal Surgery posted:

Yeah Dean was one of my favorites but he's been chumped so many times that he's in Eugene or Santino territory for me. I don't even both catching any of his skits or matches anymore because in WWE, he's a nobody

In my opinion Ambrose and Lesnar should have main evented the show, with Ambrose winning. That would have been such a cool moment, and beating Lesnar is certainly worthy of headlining WM. But no, can't have cool things in WWE.

Now when Lesnar comes back he'll almost certainly be fed to Reigns, completely pointlessly.

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

oldpainless posted:

It's perception. Dean loses the big matches, at least it seems that way.

Let's check!

2015:
Fastlane - Loss vs Barrett - DQ (Ignored ref 5-count)
Mania - Lost 7-man IC Ladder match to Daniel Bryan (took the nasty ladder bump)
XRules - Won vs Luke Harper
KotR - Lost to Shamus - DQ
Payback - Lost to Rollins in 4-Way
Elim. Chamber - Won vs Rollins - DQ
MitB - Loss to Seth in Ladder Match
Battleground - Not on the show
Summerslam - Won (w/ Roman) vs Bray/Harper
NoC - Loss (w/ Roman/Jericho) to Bray/Harper/Strowman
HiaC - Not on the show
SSeries - Won vs Owens, Loss vs Roman
TLC - Won vs Owens

12 "Big" matches
4-4 in singles
5-7 total

2016:
Fastlane - Loss vs Roman/Brock
Roadblock - Loss vs HHH
Mania - Squashed vs Brock
Payback - Win vs Jericho
XRules - Win vs Jericho

2-3 so far

Looks like he's not very good.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Are those earlier win/loss counts singles matches? They seem high(not necessary the wrong ratio, just sheer volume).

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

probably including house shows

-edit-

yeah here are the context and house-show free W/L records

Steve Austin, 98-99: 65-34
Triple H, 2002-03: 71-52
Shawn Michaels, 1995-96: 59-49
Hulk Hogan, 1987-88: 41-35

guess what? people win and lose all the time on tv via DQ and heel bullshit in every era and what matters most is winning the big ones. Hell, John Cena won less than half of his televised matches in 2010. Everybody gets 50/50 booking except for john cena and now roman reigns who get about 70/30 booking

oatgan fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Jun 6, 2016

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

even without house shows it's still 2 televised shows a week, 52 weeks a year + PPVs.

WWE folks wrestle a loving lot even before house shows.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

House Shows would skew a lot in favour of Babyfaces surely? As in at house shows babyfaces usually win, and as there are a fucktonne of them, that skews the numbers?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


e:nm

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 07:04 on Jun 6, 2016

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Luigi Thirty posted:

They told Bryan if he ever did that thing where Craig ruined the shot again they'd stop comping him tickets

This is hilarious since it's not like Bryan and Craig dictated the framing of the camera shot.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

Jerusalem posted:

This is hilarious since it's not like Bryan and Craig dictated the framing of the camera shot.

Look on the bright side, at least they didn't get Ariel'd. Hard to believe that WWE is demonstrably more tolerant about press and stuff leaking than UFC, but here we are. I can at least understand where UFC is coming from on that, but it's still such a crybaby move. Oh no you alerted maybe like 20k people (the majority of whom are our hardcore fans who would be buying UFC 200 no matter what) to our big surprise before we sprung it, time to torpedo your career however we can!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

NowonSA posted:

Look on the bright side, at least they didn't get Ariel'd. Hard to believe that WWE is demonstrably more tolerant about press and stuff leaking than UFC, but here we are. I can at least understand where UFC is coming from on that, but it's still such a crybaby move. Oh no you alerted maybe like 20k people (the majority of whom are our hardcore fans who would be buying UFC 200 no matter what) to our big surprise before we sprung it, time to torpedo your career however we can!

UFC has been pissed off with Harawani for months actually, the Brock thing isn't a one off.

He used to contribute to a Fox UFC show, but the UFC had him fired from that back in March because of his reporting.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


His UFC on FOX firing was all but confirmed to have been because he said, on a totally unrelated show to the UFC, to Rory MacDonald that free agency might be the way to go for him after his UFC contract is up and that's a very bad thing for the UFC, who obviously want all the best fighters on as little as they can justify paying.

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u
The Yahoo interview with Ariel says that Brock was pissed because Helwani's report could've ruined the deal, although I honestly can't see how. UFC security then escorted him out of the arena, and Dana told him to go cover Belator because his reporting is "too negative"

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


It's pretty well established that Brock's a very private man and an enigma at the best of times so I can see him getting pissed off about people airing his business without his permission but if he were threatening to pull out, the UFC would cave to whatever he wanted as long as it's not impossibly unrealistic so the ruining the deal would never happen.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Josuke Higashikata posted:

It's pretty well established that Brock's a very private man and an enigma at the best of times so I can see him getting pissed off about people airing his business without his permission but if he were threatening to pull out, the UFC would cave to whatever he wanted as long as it's not impossibly unrealistic so the ruining the deal would never happen.

The Harwani announcement was only an hour or two before UFC put the trailer up for UFC 200, which featured Brock.

On a side note someone dig this up with Dana talking about a pro wrestling dirt sheet writer

https://youtu.be/pnDHwXwIK1g

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Brock is on ESPN right now and he's officially facing Mark Hunt at UFC 200

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

exploding mummy posted:

On a side note someone dig this up with Dana talking about a pro wrestling dirt sheet writer

https://youtu.be/pnDHwXwIK1g

UFCMecca going hard on Shitbag Shave Sheltzer and his job with Yahoo which would have totally still been a thing today if he didn't lose it for being bad at business or whatever Dana is blaming him for.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Vertical Lime posted:

Brock is on ESPN right now and he's officially facing Mark Hunt at UFC 200

I watched the man give his interview and it's like he had Heyman in his earpiece the entire time. He spun that poo poo so hard or was incredible.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Also Brock said he has no clue as to what he's doing at Summerslam

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

Vertical Lime posted:

Also Brock said he has no clue as to what he's doing at Summerslam

Good thing because neither does Vince.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Angular Landbury posted:

Good thing because neither does Vince.

Having his eulogy read, probably.

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
Can't wait for Samoa Joe Roman Reigns to start imitating the walk-off knockout after Vince sees it for the first time.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Angular Landbury posted:

Good thing because neither does Vince.

lmao he does now

Brock fights the Super Samoan at 200, loses to the Real Samoan at SS

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

well I mean it is a challenge when your boss is a senile old man

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

WWE needs 52 writers now

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
The amount of WWE writers is legit insane. I bet you more than half don't do poo poo because Vince and Co. Don't even realize who actually works there.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Luigi Thirty posted:

WWE needs 52 writers now

I am excited for the upcoming DC/WWE crossover special, Crisis on Infinite Wrestlemanias.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

projecthalaxy posted:

Dean Ambrose: 69

Niiiiiiiiice

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