THE FINALS: Game 5 - Draymond Green Nutshot Simulator 2016

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What is it with Draymond Green and other dudes' balls? This poll is closed.
Daddy issues	14	7.91%
He just loves snatching stuff out of the cookie jar	14	7.91%
Tom Izzo taught him the art of being a fucker	23	12.99%
Dray is the kind of guy who'd rush into the tail end of a fight and brag about how he beat the poo poo out of everybody	32	18.08%
He's just a horrible human being because you don't mess with another man's balls	23	12.99%
After seeing the line drive Juan Uribe took yesterday what Green does is nothing	16	9.04%
He was inspired by old Mr. T memes as a wee child	17	9.60%
BALLS LOL!!!	38	21.47%
Total:	79 votes

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Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

did lbj miss all quarter?

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:47

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# ? May 22, 2024 04:15

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

R.D. Mangles posted:

now i'm remembering the playoff game when delly hit like 5 threes against the Bulls and i want to invade australia

It wouldn't be hard, Australia has already lost 2 wars against Emus

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:47

illcendiary: Dec 4, 2005; Damn, this is good coffee.

Nothing gets me loving pumped like SAP

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:47

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

what the christ is this ad

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:47

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

That Star Trek movie looks like doodoo

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:48

TildeATH: Oct 21, 2010; by Lowtax

AggressivelyStupid posted:

Why do goons hate goons so much?

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:48

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

this ad is why i hate golden state

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:48

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

I miss OKC

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:48

Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

hey guys letting you know all games gonna have vr poo poo

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:48

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

Lessail posted:

hey guys letting you know all games gonna have vr poo poo

make all the players wear head cams so we can vomit in our oculus rifts

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:49

itsjustdrew: May 13, 2014; The more you quote me, the worse I post
ASK ME ABOUT HOW I DON'T NEED TO READ TO PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

Ramadu posted:

As a watcher of all the sports and a sport degenerate the NBA crew is the most accepting of new people I think. ALso the funniest + best. But seriously, if you don't understand words or why something happend (see the chokes mcgee posts above about the elbow/going over the back thing) we will explain it.

We will also complain about refs and plays and bias's and how the NBA is rigged because it's funny and we're all fans. The NBA is also the only sport that I've seen where all the posters watch every game, not just our own teams.

Also watch the Dunk du la Morte, Vince Carter was a god and if we were competent at science we would get the voyager 2 probe back and just have looping videos of VInce dunking instead of that dumb gold pictures of humans and poo poo

Thanks for the warm welcome. I'll try my best to deserve it, I'm a little behind 'cause I've got a bad stream but I'll tr my best to chime in with the odd. 'THESE loving REFS'

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:49

Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Ramadu posted:

make all the players wear head cams so we can vomit in our oculus rifts

let me vr dunk and it'll be ok

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:49

Brolander: Oct 20, 2008; i am but a vessel

Zas posted:

did lbj miss all quarter?

just FREETHROWS MAKE YOUR FREE THROWS LE BRON

lol@ the shook posts, he had like 12 that quarter???

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:49

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Philthy posted:

I miss OKC

We're currently having a mural made of Steven Adams by a famous new Zealand artist

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:49

Ratios and Tendency: Apr 23, 2010; MURALI

I say this about rugby as well, but basketball is another sport that doesn't work and isn't practically refereeable.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:50

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

All these dumb Android commercials have this song stuck in my head so I'm going to post a better use of the song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oll5LlwIxC4

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:50

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

itsjustdrew posted:

Thanks for the warm welcome. I'll try my best to deserve it, I'm a little behind 'cause I've got a bad stream but I'll tr my best to chime in with the odd. 'THESE loving REFS'

Check your pms

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:50

illcendiary: Dec 4, 2005; Damn, this is good coffee.

Metapod posted:

We're currently having a mural made of Steven Adams by a famous new Zealand artist

Is this true lmbo

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:50

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

Lessail posted:

let me vr dunk and it'll be ok

dunk king VR would rule

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:50

Matey: Mar 28, 2008; eat food

AggressivelyStupid posted:

would work if the shirt was at least one size smaller, better if two sizes smaller

Artic Puma posted:

I'm right here.

plz post a pic of you flexxin on Lebron

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:50

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Ratios and Tendency posted:

I say this about rugby as well, but basketball is another sport that doesn't work and isn't practically refereeable.

Let me tell you about American football and what constitutes a catch.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:50

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

itsjustdrew posted:

Thanks for the warm welcome. I'll try my best to deserve it, I'm a little behind 'cause I've got a bad stream but I'll tr my best to chime in with the odd. 'THESE loving REFS'

basketball is a chill game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u587AgkMIc

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:50

illcendiary: Dec 4, 2005; Damn, this is good coffee.

Hope Speights doesn't hit any jumpers I don't want close ups of his power wart

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:51

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

illcendiary posted:

Is this true lmbo

I'm 100% serious https://twitter.com/anthonyVslater/status/742478854468435972

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:51

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

lmao that richard jefferson is outplaying love and irving

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:51

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

FIRST TIME posted:

Let me tell you about American football and what constitutes a catch.

oh nooooooooooooooooo please don't

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:51

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Brolander posted:

just FREETHROWS MAKE YOUR FREE THROWS LE BRON

lol@ the shook posts, he had like 12 that quarter???

His team is losing therefore he must be shook. QED :colbert:

Edit: Cavs up by 1 shook status revoked.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:51

Jesus Rocket: Apr 25, 2003

I'm praying for a lose-lose situation here: Cavs lose but LBJ has an amazing game and wins MVP at Oracle.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:51

TildeATH: Oct 21, 2010; by Lowtax

Philthy posted:

I miss OKC

RIP Metapod

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:51

Fast Luck: Feb 2, 1988

Jefferson got super old overnight and practically fell out of the NBA and now he's like 3 years older than when he went bust with the Spurs and he can perform in the NBA finals. it's really weird.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:51

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Jesus Rocket posted:

I'm praying for a lose-lose situation here: Cavs lose but LBJ has an amazing game and wins MVP at Oracle.

If LBJ didn't get it last year, they aren't ever going to give it to someone on the losing team again.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:52

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Fast Luck posted:

Jefferson got super old overnight and practically fell out of the NBA and now he's like 3 years older than when he went bust with the Spurs and he can perform in the NBA finals. it's really weird.

He was resting for this like the End.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:52

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

English dude you need to get your rear end to your local court for a pickup game. You'll have fun.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:52

de curry GOAT: Oct 23, 2005

kyrie's jumper in rhythm is wet

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:53

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Ramadu posted:

oh nooooooooooooooooo please don't

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:53

sd6: Jan 14, 2008; This has all been posted before, and it will all be posted again

Silicon valley arrogance lmao

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:53

illcendiary: Dec 4, 2005; Damn, this is good coffee.

Fast Luck posted:

Jefferson got super old overnight and practically fell out of the NBA and now he's like 3 years older than when he went bust with the Spurs and he can perform in the NBA finals. it's really weird.

It's reeeeeal weird because he was flat out trash on the Spurs and was actually a good symbol of their death rattle before the 2012-2014 rebirth

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:53

Moxie: Aug 2, 2003

Fast Luck posted:

Jefferson got super old overnight and practically fell out of the NBA and now he's like 3 years older than when he went bust with the Spurs and he can perform in the NBA finals. it's really weird.

2016 cavs worse than 2013 spurs sounds like it makes sense

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:53