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For a long time I was a big pussy when it came to eating pussy heh. I wouldn't go down to china town unless I was asked to, and even then I wouldn't stay long. The smell and the taste just didn't do it for me. Recently I met a nice lady who I want to make happy so I've been forcing myself to ignore the smell and go ham on her ham wallet haha. I want to get good at the fine art of hooking the shrimp. What do you say, goons? Got any good tips and tricks for eating puss? Serious replies only please.
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Jun 20, 2016 22:13
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I forgot all about Jon Pop
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Jun 20, 2016 22:14
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focus on the clit
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Jun 20, 2016 22:16
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Typical Pubbie posted:For a long time I was a big pussy when it came to eating pussy heh. I wouldn't go down to china town unless I was asked to, and even then I wouldn't stay long. The smell and the taste just didn't do it for me. Recently I met a nice lady who I want to make happy so I've been forcing myself to ignore the smell and go ham on her ham wallet haha. prep the shallow grave with 2 parts lye, one part coffee grounds woops wrong thread
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Jun 20, 2016 22:16
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There's more than one way to skin a cat. Hth
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Jun 20, 2016 22:16
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very carefully
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Jun 20, 2016 22:17
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u don't
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Jun 20, 2016 22:17
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I take a huge lung full of air and just inflate my girlfriend.
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Jun 20, 2016 22:19
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make sure to use a dental dam
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Jun 20, 2016 22:19
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i do it by putting my pitchfork in her stankenstein
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Jun 20, 2016 22:20
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lmao if you don't loving love the taste and smell of pussy. Maybe take the hint.... that you are gay
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Jun 20, 2016 22:21
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i do the Sam Kinison alphabet method
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Jun 20, 2016 22:21
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This thread is full of 'ironic' answers since nobody here has a clue tbh
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Jun 20, 2016 22:21
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skip the puss and eat the rear end
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Jun 20, 2016 22:22
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:very carefully
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Jun 20, 2016 22:22
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With a knife and fork
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Jun 20, 2016 22:23
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If it's ops mother I simply clap my hands and listen for the echo, then I run some calculations.  
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Jun 20, 2016 22:24
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Start slow. Caress the body, play with the boobs a bit. Don't go for the nips immediately. Slowly work down. Caress/kiss the inside of the thighs as you move in. Then pay a lot of attention to the clit.
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Jun 20, 2016 22:24
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u say poosay increasingly louder into her butt and the echos and timbre of that word reverb her p and that's called a 69
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Jun 20, 2016 22:25
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Windows 98 posted:lmao if you don't loving love the taste and smell of pussy. Maybe take the hint.... that you are gay I'm trying to get better. VendaGoat posted:I take a huge lung full of air and just inflate my girlfriend. one time when I was going down on a girl she farted in my face. It was kind of like your technique but in reverse.
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Jun 20, 2016 22:25
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Typical Pubbie posted:I'm trying to get better. Ah, the "hootie and the blowfish" 
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Jun 20, 2016 22:28
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Put your tongue in her vag and butt. Just leave it there. Dont move
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Jun 20, 2016 22:28
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Typical Pubbie posted:I'm trying to get better. drat, that's rough were you able to get it up after instantly ejaculating?
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Jun 20, 2016 22:29
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jeff smisek posted:Put your tongue in her vag and butt. Just leave it there. Dont move Do you have a forked tongue? are you in fact, a snake?
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Jun 20, 2016 22:34
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I saw a movie that said you have to practice by eating a cantaloupe, then do the same motions on the lady
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Jun 20, 2016 22:35
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While thinking of sucking dick~
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Jun 20, 2016 22:36
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cuz the 69 hertz
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Jun 20, 2016 22:41
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bradzilla posted:focus on the clit
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Jun 20, 2016 22:44
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Op has stank women. Don't gently caress fats
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Jun 20, 2016 22:44
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Roylicious posted:Start slow. Caress the body, play with the boobs a bit. Don't go for the nips immediately. Slowly work down. Caress/kiss the inside of the thighs as you move in. This post is the final straw that has made me ignore you
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Jun 20, 2016 22:46
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You need to yell "drat that's a big pussy" while you're down there and wait for her to ask why you said it twice
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Jun 20, 2016 22:47
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paul_soccer10 posted:This post is the final straw that has made me ignore you Good.
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Jun 20, 2016 22:48
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It's illegal on the desecration of corpses laws... unless it is extreme circumstances and the eating is the only way you survived. Technically if you leave them alive and they agree cannibalism is not illegal in some states.
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Jun 20, 2016 22:49
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ElectricSheep posted:You need to yell "drat that's a big pussy" while you're down there and wait for her to ask why you said it twice the inflection is important
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Jun 20, 2016 22:55
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Like a lot
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Jun 20, 2016 22:58
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with 5 of my best pals
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Jun 20, 2016 23:03
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In order to get her to lube up you have to really get in there, start with a couple fingers, then keep reaching further up in there until you are at the thumb. You should now be able to directly stimulate her fluid sack, she may complain that this hurts but there's a fine line between pleasure and pain and she just doesn't know where that line is yet. Once the hand has been firmly entrenched you should begin nibbling the clit, take it between your teeth and play with it back and forth like you were biting your own lip. She'll go wild.
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Jun 20, 2016 23:04
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She dead tho.
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Jun 20, 2016 23:07
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Kharnifex posted:She dead tho. slayin' that poussey.
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Jun 20, 2016 23:11
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VendaGoat posted:Do you have a forked tongue? are you in fact, a snake? Wouldn't you like to know 
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