NBA Draft 2016: No way those are real names

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Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

how does Simmons improve the 76ers identity tho

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:38

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# ? May 20, 2024 21:34

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

EMC posted:

I just woke up, which teams have front offices that are SHOOK?

Philadelphia

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:38

Gordong Dongbay: Oct 18, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

EMC posted:

I just woke up, which teams have front offices that are SHOOK?

The whole East Coast playa.

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:38

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Terry Glenn posted:

giving away the farm for the next elfrid payton if you're lucky

Noel needs paid, roco is a guy , 24 and whatever are Marco Bellinelli

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:38

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

I don't see how the Sixers could use someone who does everything

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:39

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

Look at his weird facial expressions

There's something I don't like about Ben

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:39

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Terry Glenn posted:

giving away the farm for the next elfrid payton if you're lucky

More like the garden

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:39

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Redgrendel2001 posted:

Uhhhhh he only told Sterling to gently caress off when the league had no other options.

Despite the league knowing about his behavior for decades.

It was literally his job before he took over to regulate this sort of thing, too.

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:39

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

Ben Simmons is Grant Heal?

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:39

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

somewhere Hinkie sheds a tear

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:39

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

Dejan Bimble posted:

Look at his weird facial expressions

There's something I don't like about Ben

Soft

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:39

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Comparing Simmons to Grant Hill feels wrong.

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:39

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Simmons is Lamar Odom but good?? or about the same.

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:40

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/746125564323434496

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:40

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Spacebump posted:

Comparing Simmons to Grant Hill feels wrong.

I doesn't seem wrong though. Hill before the injuries was someone who could do everything but hit long-range jumpers.

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:40

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

lol at the Sixers confetti.

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:40

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Spacebump posted:

Comparing Simmons to Grant Hill feels wrong.

It's a bad comparison

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:40

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

wait until the sixers draft party hears about that trade, bout to look like the hornets' draft party

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:40

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

Spacebump posted:

Comparing Simmons to Grant Hill feels wrong.

Grant Hill was super polished, and Ben Simmons is... Less so

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:40

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

euphronius posted:

Noel needs paid, roco is a guy , 24 and whatever are Marco Bellinelli

Lol

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:40

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/746125564323434496

Oh hell no Joel there is only one brodie

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:40

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

Probably Magic posted:

Simmons is Lamar Odom but good?? or about the same.

Lamar Odom was good

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:41

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Does Ben Simmons even obey his thirst?

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:41

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Probably Magic posted:

Simmons is Lamar Odom but good?? or about the same.

Lamar Odom was really good but it took him about 6 years to get there.

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:41

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Declan MacManus posted:

Grant Hill was super polished, and Ben Simmons is... Less so

But I guess the thing is, where was Grant Hill at basketball-wise when he was 19?

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:41

Libertine: Jun 21, 2004; When I die, I hope they say I made the eSports industry a better place than I made millions of dollars.

Simmons comps well to another athletic LSU PF.

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:41

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Declan MacManus posted:

Lamar Odom was good

Okay then - Lamar Odom before or after Khloe?

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:41

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

Thanks pops for shootin them sperms.

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:41

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/746125920210157570

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:41

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

Rick posted:

Lamar Odom was really good but it took him about 6 years to get there.

Imagine if he wasn't stuck on the Clippers and everyone close to him wasn't dying

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:41

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Libertine posted:

Simmons comps well to another athletic LSU PF.

Here I thought you were going to link to Anthony Randolph.

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:42

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Not liking Ben Simmons is sacrilege

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:42

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

straight up brolic posted:

Not liking Ben Simmons is sacrilege

Ben Simmons is going to be v good

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:42

Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

the strating five of Cap Space, Russell, Simmons, Embiid and 3rd pick seems bad

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:42

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

I am genuinely nauseous with fear that Jimmy Butler is gonna get traded for "definitely one of the three best point guards in a lovely draft"

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:42

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Libertine posted:

Simmons comps well to another athletic LSU PF.

No that's Marquese Chriss

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:42

Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

Metapod posted:

It's a bad comparison

These kind of comparisons are always bad, even worse when it's about top players. They're comfort food.

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:42

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Yeah, Odom was good, I more mean "great," like All-Star great, as opposed to "really good role player."

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:42

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

ESPN pretending the Lakers haven't made their pick yet for dramatic purposes is funny when there is a big "PICK IS IN" thing at the bottom.

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:43

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# ? May 20, 2024 21:34

Libertine: Jun 21, 2004; When I die, I hope they say I made the eSports industry a better place than I made millions of dollars.

Crazy Ted posted:

Here I thought you were going to link to Anthony Randolph.

gently caress man missed opportunity. I failed even at trolling.

straight up brolic posted:

Not liking Ben Simmons is sacrilege

Burn me at the stake then lol

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:43

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