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Applewhite posted:Can I walk out of the cockpit of my space freighter, down the hall and into the space bathroom and take a poo poo there and the poop really comes out and I can look at the poop in the toilet and not flush it and do another poop on top of it and so on and keep not flushing until the ship is filled with turds and the turds have realistic ragdoll physics? ABSOLUTELY, YES. *sticks face into a giant bag of cocaine, snuffling sounds*
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IN FACT WE HAVE JUST BEEN IN THE MOTION CAPTURE STUDIO FOR THE PAST THREE MONTHS AND WE HAVE RECORDED ABOUT A THOUSAND ANIMATIONS FOR making GBS threads AND PISSING INCLUDING EXCLUSIVE FEMALE VERSIONS SQUATTING ON TOP OF THE TOILET
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 01:51 |
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*Andy Serkis in a black bodystocking covered in ping pong balls squats over toilet*
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 01:55 |
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Flesh Forge posted:ABSOLUTELY, YES. *sticks face into a giant bag of cocaine, snuffling sounds* This is how they actually "terminate" bad employees.
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 01:57 |
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Shart Shitizen
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 02:04 |
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:Shart Shitizen
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 02:22 |
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big black turnout posted:What happened to your av??? i pissed off a saucy boy and he correctly rumbled my anime nazi political leanings
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 02:36 |
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:i pissed off a saucy boy and he correctly rumbled my anime nazi political leanings uh oh. If you can be found out then none of us are safe.
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 02:59 |
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 03:35 |
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How many other games can claim that they caused an old school internet warlord to threaten to call a kid in a wheelchair's dad over a twitter war? Buy some ships.
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 03:48 |
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Did some stats on goon Star Citizen spending a while back... Here they are... I predict a minimum of 70 suicides if or when this is ever released. SA Goonrathi and spending on Star Citizen n=792, all figures in $USD Min: $25.00 First quartile: $55.00 Median: $165.00 Average: $401.54 Third quartile: $385.00 Max: $11,180.00 (yes, someone spent 11K on this) Total Spent: $318,020.00 Source: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet...ader=true&gid=0 *Removed the few guys that spent $0 who are on the list*
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 03:56 |
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 04:00 |
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whats up with his shirt
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 04:29 |
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in space bathroom you don't need tp within reach, nice
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 04:32 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:in space bathroom you don't need tp within reach, nice we have evolved past primitive concepts of personal hygeine
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 04:33 |
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The future is going to have seashells.
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 04:48 |
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I'm going to chop my dick off and eat it raw if this game doesn't come out soon
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 15:03 |
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crobble crobble
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 16:01 |
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Tuxedo Gin posted:i think that maybe this game isn't coming out UH, EXCUSE ME, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THE GAME IS IN FACT OUT AND YOU CAN EVEN PLAY IT
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 16:10 |
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nigga crab pollock posted:UH, EXCUSE ME, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THE GAME IS IN FACT OUT AND YOU CAN EVEN PLAY IT welcome to star citizen welcome to star citizen
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 16:28 |
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Maldoror posted:welcome to star citizen My God, it's the zombocom of videogames. Wait, that might be offensive towards zombocom.
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 16:32 |
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if Donald Trump donates 1million to the devs will they FINALLY launch this game?
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 16:37 |
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MariusLecter posted:if Donald Trump donates 1million to the devs will they FINALLY launch this game? its already in playable alpha, you can in fact launch the game and play it RIGHT NOW. what makes you think it isn't launched?
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 16:43 |
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spacetoaster posted:lol. And LTI is going away. And star marine is coming out in a few weeks. etc. etc. Wait, Pillars of Eternity? Pillars of Eternity self-censored to be PC? There was a guy who went insane because he was a rapist raider in one life and then his own born-of-rape-and-taught-to-kill-his-mother's-rapists son in the next life. Like, what did this guy want from it? More of it? Tone down the "... and it was a very bad thing" message? An interactive flashback to that guy's whole deal? A rape event, complete with artwork, where your skills, stats, and reputation unlock new options?
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 16:55 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Wait, Pillars of Eternity? Pillars of Eternity self-censored to be PC? There was a guy who went insane because he was a rapist raider in one life and then his own born-of-rape-and-taught-to-kill-his-mother's-rapists son in the next life. That companion whose every other word was whore was way too subtle.
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 17:20 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Wait, Pillars of Eternity? Pillars of Eternity self-censored to be PC? There was a guy who went insane because he was a rapist raider in one life and then his own born-of-rape-and-taught-to-kill-his-mother's-rapists son in the next life. most video game players have the story comprehension ability of a third, maybe fourth grader try talking to people about bioshock and see how many of them say something like 'rapture failed because fontaine introduced capitalism' you dont have to go read between the lines the game literally tells you the fuckin broken down hellscape the game takes place in failed due to ryan's arrogance but people legit think the games vague theme is the exact opposite of what it is b/c they watched the opening 'sweat off my brow' speech and liked it thats besides the fact that andrew ryan is an anagram of ayn rand and the one major choice you have in the game is to murder children for personal gain, a thing that under ayn rand's philosophy would be a moral imperative to do so nigga crab pollock fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Jun 24, 2016 |
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Deathreaper posted:Did some stats on goon Star Citizen spending a while back... Here they are... I predict a minimum of 70 suicides if or when this is ever released. Nice truncated link
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# ? Jun 25, 2016 00:59 |
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spacetoaster posted:Here's a money taken in timeline: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pb-EC209UCYu1XVuTETg7IgzMj0oMmBZNKBbSfV3-OY/edit?pref=2&pli=1#gid=4 hahahahah at this and everyone in that thread
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# ? Jun 25, 2016 01:09 |
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I can't wait for 2014!
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# ? Jun 25, 2016 02:33 |
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Procedurally generated birds
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# ? Jun 25, 2016 02:36 |
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how much money have they made by now? I bet Fallout 4 cost less
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# ? Jun 25, 2016 02:48 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:how much money have they made by now? Star Citizen is the 6th most expensive video game to develop ever in adjusted 2016 bucks, even higher if you factor out marketing budgets which CIG claims they don't have even though the only thing they actually do is marketing. Fallout 4 isn't even in the top 43 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_expensive_video_games_to_develop
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# ? Jun 25, 2016 02:53 |
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Wafflz posted:Star Citizen is the 6th most expensive video game to develop ever in adjusted 2016 bucks, even higher if you factor out marketing budgets which CIG claims they don't have even though the only thing they actually do is marketing. they are trying to be no 1 at somethimg
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# ? Jun 25, 2016 02:56 |
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to be fair fallout 4 was a pile of poo poo
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# ? Jun 25, 2016 02:59 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:they are trying to be no 1 at somethimg I would say #1 at scamming nerds but then bitcoin exists. Sort of.
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# ? Jun 25, 2016 02:59 |
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how did atari ET cost 22M in 1982 moneys
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What opsec can you do on vaporware Is someone going to get classified reports on towels
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Dely Apple posted:What opsec can you do on vaporware Here's a page out of it:
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