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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Gat drat

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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WILLSON!

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Contreras is the truth

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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lol nice job cameraman

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Reds are terrible, Cubs are indeed good.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Welp

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


son of a bitch

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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That's KB's ball. Glad they didn't Cubs it up though.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
The gently caress is going on? Why do our OF'ers keep almost colliding?

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Thank god for the Cincinnati Reds. Hopefully the Cubs also score this many runs on Wednesday.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Baez would have tagged Bruce out on his way to third :mad:

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Rizzo is a baseball magnet

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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:lol: Reds

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Well that's one way to grab two more runs :lol:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lol thank god for this AAA team

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Ya beefed it

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Cardinals dishonoring America today by having Rick Horton do color.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Cubs gave the Reds their Cub-itis.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
STOP COLLIDING

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


STOP RUNNING INTO EACH OTHER OH MY GOD KB AAAAAHHH I JUST DIED AND NOW I AM ALIVE AGAIN

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
The downside of moving dudes all over the field, including multiple rookies.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Retail Slave posted:

The gently caress is going on? Why do our OF'ers keep almost colliding?

This time they actually collided

Glad everyone's okay

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
STOP RUNNING INTO EACH OTHER, ASSHOLES!!!!

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Don't OF'ers shout "I got it" anymore?

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Retail Slave posted:

Don't OF'ers shout "I got it" anymore?

My understanding has always been that the CF is in charge of the OF and if they're calling for a ball, you back off even if you think you've got a better shot.

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
Dioner Navarro is trying his hardest to get the South Siders to not completely hate him.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
The Reds bullpen is so bad that Kyle Hendricks just blooped in a single.

His :smugdog: look on 1B was pretty great.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Sydin posted:

My understanding has always been that the CF is in charge of the OF and if they're calling for a ball, you back off even if you think you've got a better shot.

That's how I've always been taught, too. The thing is, I can't recall a season where there have been this many OF collisions and near-misses, and we're only halfway through. Something is wrong and it needs to be fixed ASAP before someone gets Schwarbered again.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Sydin posted:

The Reds bullpen is so bad that Kyle Hendricks just blooped in a single.

His :smugdog: look on 1B was pretty great.

Are they still on pace to be historically terrible?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Hopefully Bryant is being taken out just because they've got an 8-run lead and they don't need to risk him being out there.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
^^
My dad's at the game sitting down the 3B line, and he said Bryant looked pretty dazed coming off the field back into the dugout. I assume he's being pulled as a concussion precaution.

Retail Slave posted:

Are they still on pace to be historically terrible?

7th worst bullpen ERA in NL history, currently the worst since 1938. The Reds just fired their pitching coach this morning.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I've only been half paying attention the past few innings and am also slightly inebriated.... what happened to Bryant that we're afraid he may have a concussion?

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Retail Slave posted:

I've only been half paying attention the past few innings and am also slightly inebriated.... what happened to Bryant that we're afraid he may have a concussion?

Retail Slave posted:

STOP RUNNING INTO EACH OTHER, ASSHOLES!!!!

:v:

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Got it. The collision didn't look all that bad, though.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
On the replay it looked like Bryant bonked his head on Almora's glove hand as they criss-crossed, which I assume was the worst of it.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


(sean connery voice) TOUCH THE BASE FOR GOD'S SAKE

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Why did they get rid of the neighborhood play again

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Why did they get rid of the neighborhood play again

Utley.

Neighborhood play sucks, btw. I hope it burns in Hell forever.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
What absolute loving bullshit.

I mean, I don't even care about the potential runs scoring, I care about the fact that it robbed Kyle of finishing up the 6th and getting his QS :argh:

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Also, the fact that the umps didn't allow time and let Votto run to 3B after the confusion on the botched DP is super dumb.

Sydin fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Jul 4, 2016

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