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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
it smells like freedom

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



︵‿୨🤍୧‿︵
༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.
A little of guys sweat smell is hot 👌

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

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Skylark posted:

A little of guys sweat smell is hot 👌

So then a log of a guy's sweat smell is even better?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Serviette posted:

So then a log of a guy's sweat smell is even better?

It fuccing better be because that's what pwepps are getting

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i freaking love ball smell

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

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QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

Nigmaetcetera posted:

It fuccing better be because that's what pwepps are getting

:hellyeah:

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Like if you put feta cheese, onions, and vinegar in a blender then filtered it through an old man's teeth.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

i freaking love ball smell

* rolls over, pausing briefly from masturbating in the laundry hamper *
* stares glassily at post *
* rolls back over, masturbates *

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I call it my musk. I bottle it and use it to trap minks. I've made a fortune and will probably buy these forums from Lowtax with it.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Rape Stink posted:

Like if you put feta cheese, onions, and vinegar in a blender then filtered it through an old man's teeth.

I don't know what feta cheese smells like :(

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I don't know what feta cheese smells like :(

Like a nice set of shaved and oiled baaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwelllsssszzzzzzzz.

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

Rape Stink posted:

Like if you put feta cheese, onions, and vinegar in a blender then filtered it through an old man's teeth.

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
New GBS title right there

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Dave_Indeed posted:

Like a nice set of shaved and oiled baaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwelllsssszzzzzzzz.

Are there other cheeses it smells like because as a 97% straight fella I don't go around sniffing dudes' kimchi scented fermented sacks. Well, not very often.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Skylark posted:

A little of guys sweat smell is hot 👌

what did i tell ya fellas

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Parallax Scroll posted:

i try to smell my balls but i can't reach

How does a taradactyl smell it's balls? :shrug:


very carefully

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

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I always likened the smell of my balls to Miss Vickie's Salt & Vinegar Chips.

If you are Canadian, such an odour makes you a god among men–but especially the ladyfolk.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Parallax Scroll posted:

i try to smell my balls but i can't reach

get your rear end in a ball smelling club pronto

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Smells like bleach

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Had one b-day wish and that was that DGSW returned, and it was granted.

Guess I should've wished for something better in retrospect. :shrug:

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
It's good to give the balls a sweep on the reg just to keep it from gumming up for too long, but no one can resist a whiff of 'how bad was it?'

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
German Coach uses power of ball smell to win matches;did not use today and lost.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Rape Stink posted:

Like if you put feta cheese, onions, and vinegar in a blender then filtered it through an old man's teeth.

now were talkin

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

spud posted:

German Coach uses power of ball smell to win matches;did not use today and lost.



thanks for this i couldnt find it.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i taught third grade and one of my students would stick her hand down her pants and then shove her fingers into her nose and then ask a question while sniffing her fingers

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
I'm taking a poo and smelling my balls.
A good vintage.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

dad gay. so what posted:

thanks for this i couldnt find it.

You are welcome! I thought you might not know about it and it was very related to your thread title so I thought I would help out!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

spud posted:

You are welcome! I thought you might not know about it and it was very related to your thread title so I thought I would help out!

its was actually the inspiration for this awesome thread! i just couldnt remember if it was real or not :confused:

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
Like liquefied copper

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


I like putting my bf's balls in my mouth and they smell nice and sexy and maybe musky, so maybe ur right

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

just you and us and a couple pairs of sour, sweaty balls

Miss Cheggs
Mar 22, 2007



Mmm love that smell. Mine are real yeasty at the end of a hot day

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Space cash posted:

Mmm love that smell. Mine are real yeasty at the end of a hot day

sounds good, OP

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Krusty after smelling his balls:

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
scratch and sniff i always say

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

JakeP posted:

Krusty after smelling his balls:


Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I love my gay dad. I'm so happy you are back sorry if this is late.

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
the musk of mr poops balls after he has been stewing in 12 hours of humid hot sea air work and then fermenting on a plane and a car trip home is hard to decribe but ill go with surpisingly arousing pet shop dumpster

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