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Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Mulaney Power Move posted:

The big show would knock the cards out of your geek hands and laugh like a giant

Hand destruction, so he does play a mill deck :downs:

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Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!
The Big Show is a huge loving dork tho?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Now I want to see Big Show grab the hands of some fan at ringside and then squeeze said hands until they're utterly destroyed.

Just bits of bone and muscle.

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




Has anyone compared the 5 moves of doom to the exodia pieces yet

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!
Who is the idiot nerd kid who threw Cena's five moves of doom over the side of a boat so he couldn't use them?

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




Lady Naga posted:

Who is the idiot nerd kid who threw Cena's five moves of doom over the side of a boat so he couldn't use them?

AJ Styles, because much like Weevil, he's beaten nobody of significance and never will.

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014

Junpei Hyde posted:

AJ Styles, because much like Weevil, he's beaten nobody of significance and never will.

But AJ beat John Cena, the most significant man.

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President
A John Cena roast would be pretty good but a Vince McMahon roast would be goddamn epic.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Keep New Day together and have Big E be Cruiserweight champion whose division is managed and written by Jericho channeling his early creative days when he was in WCW.

wagnike2
May 31, 2007

Lucha LaBOOM
To be contrarian - how long does Kofi really think The New Day needs to go on? All factions have a limited shelf life.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

wagnike2 posted:

To be contrarian - how long does Kofi really think The New Day needs to go on? All factions have a limited shelf life.

the new day is eternal

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


wagnike2 posted:

To be contrarian - how long does Kofi really think The New Day needs to go on? All factions have a limited shelf life.

He knows what it's like when they have no plans for him. He knows when the team's up, he'll go right back to where he was, and he'd rather be done with wrestling than do that again. Not like it'd be that big of a singles loss, he already did all the possible Rumble spots he could have done where he was temporarily not eliminated

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89A6-nZKelw
xavier is working on the new day's alternate options

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

Chris James 2 posted:

He knows what it's like when they have no plans for him. He knows when the team's up, he'll go right back to where he was, and he'd rather be done with wrestling than do that again. Not like it'd be that big of a singles loss, he already did all the possible Rumble spots he could have done where he was temporarily not eliminated

the logical conclusion to his career is for him to win the loving royal rumble but that will never happen

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

http://shop.wwe.com/sami-zayn-and-kevin-owens-fight-forever-vintage-t-shirt/W11781.html?dwvar_W11781_color=Black#start=65

lol this shirt rules

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Oh drat, when did they stop doing the giant stupid tag on the shirts?

Now if they could just manage to make them comfortable I might buy some.

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...
Watching the highlights from smackdown, the crowd seemed awful. Just an arena full of folks doing nothing.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/mikeVSphilly/status/751812819025362944

https://twitter.com/LanceStorm/status/751813789637439490

rovert fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Jul 9, 2016

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

We are creating a new DVD: The Rise and Fall of Jimmy Snuka. Chapter 1: December to Dismember

Wow Russo

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.
The real reason Roman Reigns was suspended it that he was snorting cocaine off Roman Reigns rear end.

The Flexibility

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://twitter.com/TheFrayMovement/status/751824505832558592
If my dad was like this I would take all the fat burners in the world too

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

achillesforever6 posted:

https://twitter.com/TheFrayMovement/status/751824505832558592
If my dad was like this I would take all the fat burners in the world too

Isn't that his brother?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

achillesforever6 posted:

https://twitter.com/TheFrayMovement/status/751824505832558592
If my dad was like this I would take all the fat burners in the world too

Fatman Gains

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

Onmi posted:

Vince has a new idea for Jason Jordan: His manager now is Dario Cueto.
Trish Stratus is actually the responsible for the death of WCW.
The undercard of PROGRESS Chapter 50 is now composed of a yu-gi-oh duel of Izzy against Kurt Angle for the WWE Championship
Razor Ramon is actually not a good guy, and he's not a bad guy. He's the guy.
Under the mask of Mr. America lies Dave Meltzer.
Enzo Amore new tag partner and catchphrase: This is Stephanie McMahon, and he's Papa Shango, and you can't teach that.
Vince has a new idea for The Aborted Son of Lita: His manager now is Donald Trump.
The Club has a new member: Snitsky.
Chyna will turn face against Shawn Michaels because she is gay.
In a new documentary, Bobby Fish shockingly revealed that The Undertaker and Steph marriage was a shoot.

Cool that efed I was in when I was 13 is still around.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Fenrir posted:

Problem is, if Vince thinks Big E's singles draw would be worth losing Kofi, how much would he care?

Even worse, they'd probably ruin a Big E solo push, so basically we the viewers would end up getting little to nothing out of it.

My answer would be to give Big E that singles push while keeping New Day together. Kofi and Xavier would do most of the tag team work, yeah, but that way you at least keep the stable. Worked just fine with the Shield when Dean was US champion and Seth/Roman were the tag champs, except with New Day you could still keep the freebird rule while E carries some other belt. Then again, I wouldn't mind seeing New Day with ALL the belts (Sasha could join up so they'd eventually have the Women's belt too)

Dean as US Champ didn't work that well, to the point where they made jokes about how seldom he defended the belt. He held it for a long time but it was never more than a prop he carried to the ring for the Shield 6-man tags, and he lost it in a battle royal on some random Raw.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Apollo Crews will turn tweener against Alex Riley because he saw Dario Cueto sucking The Miz dick.
Enzo Amore new tag partner and catchphrase: This is Dave Meltzer, and he's Vader watching a Will Ospreay match, and you can't teach that.
There is going to be a segment where Russo is making out with Ric Flair.
The next wrestler to do porn will be The Great Khali. His partner will be the rotting corpse of Alex Riley.


Ok, a lot of these are poo poo, but the good ones are pretty fuckin' good.

DeepDickPizza fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Jul 9, 2016

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





I got "The Hulkster framed Benoit."

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

hm that big feller looks like s.h.i.t.

Akileese
Feb 6, 2005

Well then. "On his deathbed, Vince McMahon reveals that Bret didn't screw Bret. Actually, Sunny screwed Bret."

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Awful:

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/751657148933746688

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Has Dana Brooke yet nothing went wrong, 5* segment.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




Dang, some radioactive Canadian was hungry that day.

Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.

pressedbunny posted:

Has Dana Brooke yet nothing went wrong, 5* segment.

For some reason she reminds me of Big Poppa Pump, if he had done the Dragon Ball Z Fusion Dance with Miss Piggy.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

achillesforever6 posted:

https://twitter.com/TheFrayMovement/status/751824505832558592
If my dad was like this I would take all the fat burners in the world too

That's actually Roman from the future who travelled back to tell his younger self to take Chinese ephedra and bellee dat

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Future World Heavyweight Champion Dana Brooke

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
man, imagine a fat, truck sized roman reigns vs. samoa joe match

Happy Happyist
Jul 23, 2007

I need your assistance to make the world blue and change it into a happy and peaceful society.

100% agree, she didn't flex once!!

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

I for one am looking forward to Roman's new Vader 2 gimmick.

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




Delsaber posted:

I for one am looking forward to Roman's new Vader 2 gimmick.

Too bad Ospreay's booked up with NJPW.

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kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010

Bran Loghair posted:

I can't wait for the draft to split up the New Day and destroy my soul.

Not trying to be a scoop guy or anything, but I since I worked with Mega Ran I have an almost direct line to Xavier. I had Ran ask specifically what they will do of they try to split them in the draft. The answer is apparently still the same. They will retire in the spot. This supposedly includes E, but I have a hard time believing that.

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