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Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Well. It looks like I'm on top. :smuggo:

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big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
type cookie you idiot

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
I thought you was black, man.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
I'm changing all my passwords to "God"

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
I call this my Greatest Zukes album... all great artists that asphyxiated on their own vomit! You can't get this in stores, man!

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

DiHK posted:

I'm changing all my passwords to "God"

Good. That's pro. And a lil narcissistic but whatever.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
They're trashing our rights, op.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

Nathilus posted:

And a lil narcissistic but whatever.

If you'd hacked a Gibson you would be too.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I'm hacking my nuts. Hurts pretty bad.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I fukkin love that video.

HORRY poo poo! PISSSSSSSSSSS!

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Looking back on it 20+ years, everyone who acted in that movie did pretty well for themselves. Angelina Jolie blew up, Jonny Lee Miller has his own tv show, Matthew Lillard is still running amok, Lorraine Bracco moved to The Sopranos, Wendell Pierce went on to The Wire, and Fisher Stevens is still getting steady work. The casting director did a yeoman's job.

Glad to see the writer and director paid for their crimes, though.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


hackers was so before its time, i mean, just now in the past year we're getting VR goggles, HACKERS DID IT FIRST

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
I hope you don't screw like you type.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGsBRImD0po

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Hypothetically, let's say I forgot to hack the planet?

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Angelina Jolie boobies

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Did your mom buy you a 'puter for Christmas?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I am about to claim the title of King Goon of this thread.



I took a flight to Japan a few years ago, took Air Canada to get there. On both flights to and from home, I watched Hackers. God drat that evil IT dude was hilarious.

PostEldar
May 7, 2004

I'm in your area.
I rewatched this masterpiece because of this thread. I when I was a a kid, I always knew exactly when angelina jolie's nipple was coming.

Cephalectomy
Jun 8, 2007
helpy my screne is being eaten by rabbits what is this what is hap

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Hypothetically, let's say I forgot to hack the planet?

There is still time.


Radical Catholic posted:

I rewatched this masterpiece because of this thread. I when I was a a kid, I always knew exactly when angelina jolie's nipple was coming.

I STILL know exactly when the nipple is coming. My memory is bad but selectively so.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


i just watched it again and there's a scene like 10 minutes after where you can see her in a transparent top and it lasts for a lot longer than the nipple dream scene sequence

i never noticed this before this viewing

anyway, HACK THE PLANETTTTTTTTTTTTT

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

angelina jolie is insanely hot ITM (in this movie)

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

JACK THE PLANET! JACK THE PLANEEEEEEET!

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

numberoneposter posted:

angelina jolie is insanely hot ITM (in this movie)

Yeah she is pretty much still my ideal of smoking hot but bitchy 90s chick. I can't help it I was a teen when this came out.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Otacon posted:

hackers was so before its time, i mean, just now in the past year we're getting VR goggles, HACKERS DID IT FIRST




I always wondered how frustrating it would be to look at code with that thing.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
What did you learn at school today?

Revenge.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!



nm just hackin w/ the fam

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
These unresolved entropy violations seem to be freezing this diode. :staredog:

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

FISTS CURE WOMEN posted:

I always wondered how frustrating it would be to look at code with that thing.

I tried out something similar to that back in the day and it gave me a mild headache and made one of my eyes unfocus for a few minutes afterward. The image quality was also dogshit of course.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Philthy posted:

What did you learn at school today?

Revenge.

Probably the cleverest moment in the movie: when he's standing there under the umbrella barely concealing a poo poo eating grin and angelina glaring daggers at his rear end.

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UKUGZz5Hjw&t=27s

the core owns so hard

DoomLazer
Jun 1, 2011
I don't have an identity until I have a handle

DoomLazer
Jun 1, 2011
Hackers.mp3

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



This movie is a goddamned masterpiece and has some very good boobs. Also plenty of :frogsiren:X-treme 90s rollerblading:frogsiren:

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Skeleton Ape posted:

This movie is a goddamned masterpiece and has some very good boobs. Also plenty of :frogsiren:X-treme 90s rollerblading:frogsiren:

And what's he do?

That's it, you're looking at it, he just looks slick all day.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pBQEbeUlRc

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

gonna hack the local UHF station

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Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

Philthy posted:

And what's he do?

That's it, you're looking at it, he just looks slick all day.

i wanted to watch that scene again so i searched for it on youtube and it gave me like two dozen videos by this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6LQw6aMEos&t=239s

is this what hacking has become

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