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A spoonerism is "a verbal error in which a speaker accidentally transposes the initial sounds or letters of two or more words, often to humorous effect." I am fascinated by these, as they are the easiest ways to make my kids and wife laugh without actually having to sit down and think of a joke. My most effective two, so far are Sarah Palin becomes parasailin', phoenetically Waterslide becomes slaughter ride Foul beast becomes Bowel feast Popcorn becomes cop porn Four of hearts becomes whore of farst As you can tell, I especially love short spoonerisms, 1-2 words Would love to hear some more. It's fun to accidentally have a verbal miscue and have it turn out to be funny.
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Jul 15, 2016 04:03
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duck my sam balls op
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Jul 15, 2016 04:13
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bas thread, gan the op
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Jul 15, 2016 04:14
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Tale of Two Cities -> Sale of Two Titties
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Jul 15, 2016 04:16
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The Pony Incident posted:duck my sam balls op I went to high school with a wannabe who, when he got pissed off at someone, would yell "Duck a sick, nigga! DUCK A SICK!" until somebody came over and kicked the poo poo out of him. This went on for like three years.
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Jul 15, 2016 04:17
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bigger nuts
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Jul 15, 2016 04:19
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Sounds like poo poo a drunk would say at the end of the night.
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Jul 15, 2016 04:20
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Orkin Mang posted:bigger nuts
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Jul 15, 2016 04:23
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Mardon me Padam, this pie is occupewed. May I sew you to a sheet?
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Jul 15, 2016 04:24
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The Pony Incident posted:duck my sam balls op
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Jul 15, 2016 04:25
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Soundboz posted:Tale of Two Cities -> Sale of Two Titties 
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Jul 15, 2016 04:25
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G'm iay
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Jul 15, 2016 04:26
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there was that news guy who got fired when he wished everybody a happy Martin Luther Koon Jeenior day
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Jul 15, 2016 04:26
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tool kits
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Jul 15, 2016 04:28
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cunning stunt
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Jul 15, 2016 04:30
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you seem like a real fart smeller OP
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Jul 15, 2016 04:35
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Rule Cunnings 
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Jul 15, 2016 04:35
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Nods Moo
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Jul 15, 2016 04:38
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spavorite foonerisms.
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Jul 15, 2016 04:43
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I'm of the opinion that it's more fun to rearrange compound words to their true meanings of what they accomplish. Examples include: Stopdoorer Washdisher Scrapeskyer Mowlawner
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Jul 15, 2016 04:44
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Bill NYSE posted:I'm of the opinion that it's more fun to rearrange compound words to their true meanings of what they accomplish. ban thread, gas the op
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Jul 15, 2016 04:46
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kinky hike plotting in france
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Jul 15, 2016 04:57
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Horniest Manticore posted:ban thread, gas the op Put in a little more effort next time, gumdicker.
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Jul 15, 2016 05:11
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Fish dicks.
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Jul 15, 2016 05:18
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muck the fods
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Jul 15, 2016 05:36
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Knods mew
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Jul 15, 2016 05:58
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One fine morning when walking a fine horse of Caliph Fabit to the fag-killing tower (horse was gay), a snarky yongr Mugphhhussffbblahhh asked "Killing again a horse of Fabit? lol?" "It is a force of habit lmfao!" I ululated in reply
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Jul 15, 2016 06:36
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'something awful' becomes 'something's a fail'.
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Jul 15, 2016 06:43
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the lord is a shoving leopard
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Jul 15, 2016 07:32
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Spooning your mum, OP.
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Jul 15, 2016 11:15
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Ring Kitchard the Thrid.
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Jul 15, 2016 11:30
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Yuk Fu OP
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Jul 15, 2016 11:40
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stunning oval office
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Jul 15, 2016 11:46
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i guess the big spoonerism
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Jul 15, 2016 12:19
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Frain Bart.
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Jul 15, 2016 12:30
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pop stosting
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Jul 15, 2016 13:44
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:ballsmart:
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Jul 15, 2016 13:49
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Capable runt
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Jul 15, 2016 13:55
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spoiters in ya goiters spoiters stinky stalky little spoiters greasy coily boundy energy in ya goiters in ya goiters spoiters in ya goiters gator goiter gator got a gator for a goiter ya got a gator goiter full of spoiters gator spoiter goiter scaly snappy toothy gator goiter full of spoiters gator goiter gator goiter spotting your fotting ya know it ya know it spottin ya fottin gator goiter spoiters spoiters spoiters spoiters
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Jul 15, 2016 16:12
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I was in radio for many years. Doing a live sports report on a women's golf match one day, I said "...Jane Blalock was next at poo poo socks, uh, six shots behind."
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