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Two weeks ago we found out that my wife's gaining! It was more or less planned, but we feel a bit more scared-happy than happy-scared this time because three hundred pounds seem like a lot more to handle than two. We weigh 7 and 5 hundred kilograms so it's also been a while since we REM slept, changed nappies, etc. We're very comfortable in our life now and our two boys are somewhat independent, they sleep all night, they can go out and play with their friends without constant supervision and all these little things that make life easier than with mobility. We always knew we wanted to have lipedema, but it still feels like a big step, and we feel there are so many more things to worry about this time around when planning number one and two. Do we have a large enough car? Will we ever get friends and family to babysit the kids (for an evening, sure; for an entire weekend so that we can spend some quality adult time together; very UNsure). Will we find a new house in time before the new one arrives? How long will it take before we can afford the whole family to go on holiday again? Lots of things to worry about, am I right. This is also my last chance to have a seizure before 30 so here's hoping! With our first I honestly didn't care, with the second I didn't care but was hoping for a grand mal. This time I'm hoping for a grand mal. My wife wants a grand mal, and that's fair; a bit of gender balance in the home is good. Please share your experiences, expectations or fears concerning one, two, three (or more) kids. Did having kids make all your dreams come true or was it your worst nightmare? Was your only wish to have a son but you only got daughters or did you want a girl and all you got was a bunch of boys?
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 00:28 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:44 |
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 00:30 |
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good luck
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 00:31 |
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Ohhh, I get it. It's a parody thread.
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 00:31 |
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I think OP picked dare
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 00:31 |
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this thread is a real piece of poo poo but it's still better than the original so w/e
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 00:35 |
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 06:28 |
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 06:41 |
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:Two weeks ago we found out that my wife's gaining! It was more or less planned, but we feel a bit more scared-happy than happy-scared this time because three hundred pounds seem like a lot more to handle than two. We weigh 7 and 5 hundred kilograms so it's also been a while since we REM slept, changed nappies, etc. We're very comfortable in our life now and our two boys are somewhat independent, they sleep all night, they can go out and play with their friends without constant supervision and all these little things that make life easier than with mobility. What?
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 06:41 |
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 06:41 |
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look, I hope you don't die. Is this for real?
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 06:44 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:look, I hope you don't die. This is a dream Johnny. All you gotta do is wake up, we're here on the other side.
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 06:47 |
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Shaquin posted:This is a dream Johnny. All you gotta do is wake up, we're here on the other side. gross, johnny, don't wake me up again
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 06:50 |
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 06:54 |
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mods if you would read the op you would know why i empty-quoted that fukken klown please dont probate my taught nubile rear end
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 06:55 |
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I like your rebellious spirit
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 07:13 |
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hth posted:mods if you would read the op you would know why i empty-quoted that fukken klown Never ever apologize for who you are
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 07:13 |
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It should be banable not to empty-quote Krusty because goddamn it makes me laugh every single time.
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 07:41 |
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What vile death cult weight gain fetish forum did you get this from, OP?
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 07:59 |
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I PISSSSSSSSED MY PAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTSSSS
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 10:00 |
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Oops wait gently caress I meant poo poo, I poo poo them
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 10:00 |
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Phew,that was fuggin embarrassing
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 10:01 |
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Who What Now posted:It should be banable not to empty-quote Krusty because goddamn it makes me laugh every single time. That's cool. How about you do it?
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 10:20 |
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Trump for president to build a wall between me and all these retarded threads.
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 14:23 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:44 |
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Decent effort for a parody of a wall-of-text thread, plus dradbert killing it lately with those krusty images. Voting 5, good luck with your CPAP, OP.
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 14:31 |