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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Microwaves Mom posted:

Apparently its something buzzfeed invented to try and get clicks from what I can tell by the first link turnup.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=478

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


https://twitter.com/RyanLizza/status/755951728269357056

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Tony Homo posted:

Serious question. Can you explain how a billionaire is sensitive to my poor man needs? Also I saw a video where Trumps kids say they are comfortable working a tractor but somehow don't believe they are actually dirtying their hands building buildings.

this billionaire doesn't care about poor people any more than any other billionaire, but it's worth noting that all of the worst people seem to hate him a whole lot

also the Democratic Party would be stronger and much much more likely to address the concerns of progressives in the future if it doesn't spend the next eight years with a Clinton running it.

Trump wins = Clintons are banished to Siberia forever

Clinton wins = the Democrats are the party of Wall Street for at least another generation, and rules will be changed to prevent another insurgency candidate like Bernie from ever happening again

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i don't think that's completely accurate

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Banish the KKKlintons to Siberia forever

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

InterFaced posted:

Banish the KKKlintons to Siberia forever

ban ME to siberia, will you

chelsea.... chel all sea......

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



"How can a RICH person EVER understand my poor needs???"

Said while standing in line for this year's iPhone upgrade.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Boinks posted:

"How can a RICH person EVER understand my poor needs???"

Said while standing in line for this year's iPhone upgrade.

Next thing you know they'll be owning refrigerators!

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Dreddout posted:

Next thing you know they'll be owning refrigerators!

Excuse me, I need to go buy some overpriced organic food and a $5 cup of coffee.

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
Poor people don't live in actual mud huts and that makes stagnant wages for 90% of the country okay.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
suckle upon mine balls

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




yeah that's been a thing round these parts for a while now. we essentially started the whole thing.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Tony Homo posted:

Serious question. Can you explain how a billionaire is sensitive to my poor man needs? Also I saw a video where Trumps kids say they are comfortable working a tractor but somehow don't believe they are actually dirtying their hands building buildings.

Fluffier sheep make better fleece.

Trump sells "rich guy stuff" to middle class idiots. No middle class, no Trump.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

City of Tampa posted:

this billionaire doesn't care about poor people any more than any other billionaire, but it's worth noting that all of the worst people seem to hate him a whole lot

also the Democratic Party would be stronger and much much more likely to address the concerns of progressives in the future if it doesn't spend the next eight years with a Clinton running it.

Trump wins = Clintons are banished to Siberia forever

Clinton wins = the Democrats are the party of Wall Street for at least another generation, and rules will be changed to prevent another insurgency candidate like Bernie from ever happening again

win or lose the democrats will continue sliding to the right

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


Trump must have some serious poo poo on Newt like a gay prostitute or something.

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
I've decided I'm voting for Trump.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
Anyone said trumpence a bag yet

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Best trump performance since home alone 2

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Holy poo poo are the Republicans turning on Zodiac Killer.

Edit: for context, Charles Krauthammer calling his speech last night, the "longest suicide note in American history" (of course, he's getting that from here, so it's not original in the least)...
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/krauthammer-cruz-rnc-speech-was-a-suicide-note/article/2597273?custom_click=rss

quote:

CLEVELAND — Conservative columnist Charles Krauthammer said Ted Cruz's controversial speech at the Republican National Convention on Wednesday was "the most public suicide note in American history."

In an interview with the Weekly Standard, which is owned by the Washington Examiner's parent company, Krauthammer said he was bewildered by Cruz's speech.

"Cruz could have given that speech off campus and that would have been a statement of principle," he said. "But when you accept the invitation of the guy you're about to take down, even by omission [of his name in the speech], you've sort of cross the boundary of, I don't know, maybe Trump would call it political correctness, or maybe you've crossed the boundary of simple elementary manners."

Krauthammer said he is unable to support Donald Trump as the GOP nominee, but that Cruz's speech was unseemly.

"You don't go to a guy's party and essentially denounce him," he said.

Cruz did not endorse his former rival for the nomination in his speech, as many had expected. Instead, he seemed to passively suggest that, on principle, voters might not support Trump in the election, and called on them to vote with their "conscience."

When Cruz was asked at an event here Thursday morning whether he would end up voting for Trump, he declined to say, but said he would not be voting for Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton.

Young Freud fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Jul 22, 2016

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
"Krauthammer" sounds like a kickin' racial slur, no wonder they made it the family name! :911:

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Young Freud posted:

Holy poo poo are the Republicans turning on Zodiac Killer.

It's really good that d00ds like cr0-0se are getting tossed out of politics forever.

gently caress that guy forever and always.

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
Ivanka said Trump is "gender neutral" lol.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

dethkon posted:

Ivanka said Trump is "gender neutral" lol.

With those tiny hands, did he have any other choice?

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
So is there a trypophobia megathread someone can link me to?

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Tell that bitch to be cool!

Vlonald Prump
Aug 28, 2011

Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!
Buglord
So ya
Thought ya
Might like to
Go to the show...
To be here at the thrilling convention
The G.O.P. throws.
Well, I've got some bad news for you, sunshine,
Jeb isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel
So they sent me along, as your surrogate man
We're gonna find out where you fans really stand!

Are there any queers at the arena tonight?
Get them up against the wall!
There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me,
Get him up against the wall!
That one looks Muslim!
And that one's a coon!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint,
And another with spots!
If I had my way...
I'd have all of them shot!

Vlonald Prump fucked around with this message at 06:37 on Jul 22, 2016

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Hobelhouse posted:

So ya
Thought ya
Might like to
Go to the show...
To feel that warm thrill of confusion,
That G.O.P. glow.
I've got some bad news for you sunshine,
Jeb isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel
And they sent me along, as his surrogate man
We're gonna find out where you fans really stand!
Are there any queers at the convention tonight?
Get them up against the wall!
There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me,
Get him up against the wall!
That one looks Muslim!
And that one's a coon!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint,
And another with spots!
If I had my way...
I'd have all of them shot!

goddamn what a piece of garbage The Wall was


Young Freud posted:

Charles Krauthammer

evil evil man that man

Vlonald Prump
Aug 28, 2011

Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!
Buglord
GOP was having trouble
What a sad sad story
Looking for a Leader
To restore its former glory

Where oh where was he?

Now where could that man be?

We looked around
And then we found

The man for you and me…

And
Now
It’s...

Springtime, For Donald, and Fox TV!
Winter, for Marco, and Ted!
We’re marching to a yuuuger pace
Look out, here comes one classy race!
Springtime for Donald, and Wife #3!
C'mon morons, go into your dance...

Vlonald Prump fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Jul 22, 2016

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Hobelhouse posted:

So ya
Thought ya
Might like to
Go to the show...
To be here at the thrilling convention
The G.O.P. throws.
Well, I've got some bad news for you, sunshine,
Jeb isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel
So they sent me along, as your surrogate man
We're gonna find out where you fans really stand!

Are there any queers at the arena tonight?
Get them up against the wall!
There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me,
Get him up against the wall!
That one looks Muslim!
And that one's a coon!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint,
And another with spots!
If I had my way...
I'd have all of them shot!

What a great police force we have

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Egbert Souse posted:

What a great police force we have

They're really terrific. The Best! Believe me! Believe me!

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

Uncle Wemus posted:

win or lose the democrats will continue sliding to the right

This is the lovely part that makes me just want to binge drink until November. Hillary Clinton wins and we get some presumably small and symbolic improvements but ultimately she's going to support TPP and probably lots of other lovely Third Way measures. The Democratic Party probably works its rear end off to ensure that insurgent candidates can never reach Sanders' level again. Trump wins and we get God only knows what. And when his presidency is over, anyone yelling "I'm not Trump" loud enough gets elected no matter what their policies are.

Thank you history for letting me pretend I live in a time when I would be dead by 40 of intestinal parasites instead of being alive in 2016.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
in 3 hours of coverage the only black ppl i saw were the convention workers at the end of the night cleaning up balloons and confetti

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Uncle Wemus posted:

win or lose the democrats will continue sliding to the right
the only people who believe this are college marxists and those with the political comprehension of an earnestly dim child and until the day gamergate minutia comprises less than 90% of the shadows in your cave you should stick with topics more naturally suited to your innate grasp of the foolish and the irrelevant

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Don't talk of dust and roses
Or should we powder our noses?
Don't live for last year's capers
Give me steel, give me steel, give me pulses unreal

We'll build a glass asylum
With just a hint of mayhem
We'll build a better whirlpool
We'll be living from sin, we can really begin

Please savior, save your shores
Tell me I'm rapidly yours

Someone to lead us, someone to follow
Someone to fool us, some brave Apollo
Someone to save us, someone like you
We want you, Big Brother
Big Brother!

I know you think you're awful square
But you made everyone, and you've been anywhere
Lord, I'd take an overdose, if I knew what's going down

Someone to lead us, someone to follow
Someone to fool us, some brave Apollo
Someone to shame us, someone like you

Someone to lead us, someone to follow
Someone to fool us, some brave Apollo
Someone to shame us, someone like you

Someone to lead us, someone to follow
Someone to fool us - some brave Apollo!
Someone to save us, someone like you

We want you Big Brother

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Wasn't the shotgun in the new Wolfenstein called the krauthammer?

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Amarcarts posted:

So is there a trypophobia megathread someone can link me to?

there better loving not be you know it would only be trigger material

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

whoflungpoop posted:

the only people who believe this are college marxists and those with the political comprehension of an earnestly dim child and until the day gamergate minutia comprises less than 90% of the shadows in your cave you should stick with topics more naturally suited to your innate grasp of the foolish and the irrelevant

Nice meltdown

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

whoflungpoop posted:

the only people who believe this are college marxists and those with the political comprehension of an earnestly dim child and until the day gamergate minutia comprises less than 90% of the shadows in your cave you should stick with topics more naturally suited to your innate grasp of the foolish and the irrelevant

:agreed: the Democrats are already right-wing! :v:

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Uncle Wemus posted:

Nice meltdown
a 10 petabyte drive descended from your abdomen in early adolescence when your body realized its owner was going to be learning far more about ethics in journalism than it ever would about being a man

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Yes, please do go on, forums user "whoflungpoop", about maturity

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