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You missed the best part of the comments, when he says she has bipolar disorder. I'd suggest he compromise by saying "Hey, let's take a trip to Paris since you've never been there?" but I imagine that would just make her want to move there even harder.
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Moridin920 posted:Yeah I'm p sure that unless you have EU citizenship or an advanced degree to shake at them in hopes they'll throw you a visa, that ain't happening. But, like, what if he gets to Paris and shows them his girlfriend, and they're all like 'whoa she's super hot, you guys can stay'?
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those french boys will peel her off him in two seconds flat and he'll be fetching some scones from the bistro wondering wtf just happened while his gf is getting railed by that larger than average French dick
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Jul 26, 2016 18:05
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He could join the French Foreign Legion I suppose.
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Jul 26, 2016 18:07
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She is the hot female counterpart to the "Japan is a magical wonderland where I will be accepted!" anime nerd. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siW-wd3HeIs ^^ What the GF thinks Paris is like.
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Jul 26, 2016 18:07
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WampaLord posted:she has bipolar disorder. Well that explains a lot. But him giving serious thought to this plan and having to question whether or not it is crazy is enough to conclude that he can't handle being in a relationship with someone who has bipolar disorder.
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Paris: Just Another Bullshit TownParis Syndrome posted:Paris syndrome (French: Syndrome de Paris, Japanese: パリ症候群, Pari shōkōgun) is a transient psychological disorder exhibited by some individuals when visiting or vacationing to Paris, as a result of extreme shock resulting from their finding out that Paris is not what they had expected it to be. It is characterized by a number of psychiatric symptoms such as acute delusional states, hallucinations, feelings of persecution (perceptions of being a victim of prejudice, aggression, or hostility from others), derealization, depersonalization, anxiety, and also psychosomatic manifestations such as dizziness, tachycardia, sweating, and others, such as vomiting.[1] Similar syndromes include Jerusalem syndrome and Stendhal syndrome. The condition is commonly viewed as a severe form of culture shock. It is particularly noted among Japanese travellers. Paris is so disappointing that people have gotten a psychological disorder from being so disappointed by it
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Moridin920 posted:Yeah I'm p sure that unless you have EU citizenship or an advanced degree to shake at them in hopes they'll throw you a visa, that ain't happening. There's always the Foreign Legion!
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Jul 26, 2016 18:19
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Tricky D posted:Isn't getting a job and setting up permanent residence in France super hard if you aren't already a citizen? Like, don't even bother hard. also paris actually kind of sucks. Australia is a little more doable with my field so that's an option though.
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loquacius posted:Paris: Just Another Bullshit Town Sounds like somebody hasn't seen Midnight in Paris e: or Paris, je t'aime
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loquacius posted:Paris: Just Another Bullshit Town This is the dumbest thing I've ever read.
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Xaris posted:Australia is a little more doable with my field so that's an option though. gently caress off, we're full. Joking, but the mining industry has contracted like crazy unless your specialty is mechatronics. As to the Paris obsessed girlfriend, she has likely just hooked onto it while in a manic state. He should really be able to recognise that and not be convinced by it, let alone enable it. I have a friend with bipolar disorder, if I did half of what he has asked of me while manic I would have ruined his life and made my own way more difficult.
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loquacius posted:Paris: Just Another Bullshit Town Paris is a wonderful, beautiful city. The problem is it's full of Parisians.
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I had a French professor who said that all the American stereotypes about the French are 100% true but only if you apply them to Parisians.
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I dated a girl who had the same obsession with Paris.
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ever since Bulgaria joined the EU I can just move to Europe and find some gas station job there if I want and they can't stop me haha it owns so hard rules for EU citizens moving to a different EU country (so if I wanted to go to France) iirc: you have like 3-6 months once you are there already to find a job (any job) and then you can stay permanently. Finished out my degree in Germany because it only costs 79 euro a semester over there (plus like 300-500 euro a month to rent a studio apartment) and I just lol at my friends when they bitch about their student debt.
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I tried to light a fart on fire once and it just singed my rear end in a top hat hair
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vyst posted:I tried to light a fart on fire once and it just singed my rear end in a top hat hair lmao
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Moridin920 posted:ever since Bulgaria joined the EU I can just move to Europe and find some gas station job there if I want and they can't stop me haha it owns so hard
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Xaris posted:what, do you have like a bulgarian citizenship or something? yup, family moved to the USA pretty much right after the USSR collapsed
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Xaris posted:what, do you have like a bulgarian citizenship or something? perhaps his parents are first generation immigrants
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bulgaria i hardly know her
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loquacius posted:Paris: Just Another Bullshit Town You know, I went to Paris once and figured everyone there was going to be a major rear end in a top hat, but they were all actually quite pleasant. The English were loving jerkoffs though. Never again.
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Tricky D posted:Isn't getting a job and setting up permanent residence in France super hard if you aren't already a citizen? Like, don't even bother hard. There is a way that only takes 3 years...  e rakovsky maybe posted:He could join the French Foreign Legion I suppose. This is my default answer for millennials who get depressed when their life hits a slight speedbump. I really want to imagine an angry Serbian sergeant shaking his fist every time another dumb rear end shows up at the depot.
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Frosted Flake posted:There is a way that only takes 3 years... I think someone mentioned in a similar thread that the French Foreign Legion is actually somewhat picky about taking Americans and other Western Europeans as they tend to have the kind of sadbrains not conducive to the actual work required. So he may literally be too stupid for even them.
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More comedy, less  please.r/hapas Bernie supporter says: "I love Asian girls and yet I worry if I have a boy, he may grow up to have a small penis." u/lurkerfromCanada20h No harrassing or brigading please. https://archive.is/qGqdb He thinks mainstream media is anti-Bernie He is anti-establishment He watches anti-media critic Noam Chomsky... but believes porn is true. Face palm. 1st, have some small American penises in porn (NSFW). 2nd, there is no way an Asian man can contribute genetic material to give your son an Asian penis. Unless you're a cuckold. So there's that... 3rd, this map. Canada has more Asians as a % of it's population than the USA has black people FFS. A lesson for r/hapas They say progressives and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, share nothing in common. Actually there is one thing they share in common. And that is their undying support, tacit acceptance and rabid defence, of racist people having kids. Asian-Americans are a wedge issue. Hapas are the uniting issue. A great Facebook comment by Eric L. from here: "Both sides can gently caress off for all I care. The political right has treated asians like poo poo for decades, and now the political left is getting in on the action too. They'll both use your race as a pawn in a game of chess, one day you're going to be the "model minority" for the right or the "oppressed PoC" for the left, and the next you're going to be stomped on by both sides. Bunch of backstabbing snakes, both left and right. American politics, not even once." To hapas and Asian Americans lurker: do what /r/hapas has done. Strike out on your own. Don't spend your time coddling up to liberal or conservative, Democrat or conservative, white or black. Look at the non-Asians attracted to this forum. /r/hapas is doing something right. Write a blog. Medium, ghost, WordPress are all free. Make videos, podcasts. Talk to your Hapa friends. Rally your own troops.
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I don't understand what's going on there but "penis genes come only from the daddy because they're penis genes" makes as little sense as "I'm worried my kids will have small penises if they are part Asian" which is to say neither makes any sense to clarify just making sure y'all catch my meaning
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Nazzadan posted:My [22F] coworker and cubicle-mate [30s?M] at my new job will not stop farting HR's hands are tied on stuff like this more than you'd think. We had a similar incident at the massive software company I used to work for - some young shy guy who was perfectly pleasant, very sweet, good worker, etc had the worst got-danged BO I have ever experienced. You could practically see the stench in the hallways. It lingered for minutes afterwards. It was shocking. Yes, he was from India. Hella nice kid. Nobody could share an office with this guy, obviously. But HR kept dutifully placing new hires in his office. Every few months, regular as clockwork, some bright-eyed kid with an overpriced degree would show up and have to stew, to wallow in this nearly-liquid stench. They'd last as long as they could - usually a couple of weeks - before tearfully coming to management and begging for a new seat. HR couldn't really do poo poo about it. I don't think the guy would have sued, but HR was terrified that he'd claim racism if they told him he had to shower more often. There's also a potential medical defense ("I'm allergic to water / I'm afraid of soap / I can't help my sweat / etc). It's really stupid, but kind of funny to think that being stinky is basically an inalienable right in the workplace
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If penis size has a reasonable genetic component, it wouldn't be crazy to me that it might be on the y chromosome.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:If penis size has a reasonable genetic component, it wouldn't be crazy to me that it might be on the y chromosome. Yeah, but maybe not. Ever hookup with a girl with a giant clit, then you meet her dad and you just keep trying to sneak a peek at his dilz? Me neither.
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I [17 M] believe that my close "online friend" [18? F] I know for a few months lies about her age Jeffnote: stop reading here. Guess the actual age. Then continue: Before I explain the situation I have to apologize for my broken English. Sorry! I've known mentioned girl for three months now, we got along well immediately and started chatting every day. As we got to know each other better, we realized that we have a lot in common, share almost all of our interests and got much closer through that. During those three months we have also exchanged a few pictures, childhood stories, things that made me believe her age, even though she was being extremely childish at times. I guess that's what made me kinda doubt her so I decided to do some research as I was worried of being catfished by a younger person. Now, three hours after basically stalking her, I am pretty sure that she is eleven years old and have no idea how to tell or ask her about it. I'm scared of being wrong or judged for stalking her but can't just go on. I need help, I'm devastated. Again, I'm sorry for my broken English. tl;dr: Met girl online three months, doubted her because she was being very childish, stalked her, found out she's probably lying about her age and have no idea how to tell or ask her.
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When I found the real age I actually snorted out loud at my desk and then had to fake cough a couple times to cover it
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WampaLord posted:She is the hot female counterpart to the "Japan is a magical wonderland where I will be accepted!" anime nerd. http://www.vagabondish.com/female-foreign-japan/ Some good quotes quote:If you’ve ever visited Asia, you’ve likely seen the pale, rail-thin, greasy-haired white boy walking hand-in hand with a perfectly made-up, mini-skirt wearing Asian chick. This would never happen anywhere else in the world. Because everywhere else, Barbie ends up with Ken, not his underemployed, socially-awkward, samurai-sword-collecting neighbor, Kevin. But in Asia, dating rules defy all logic or evolutionary law. In Asia, the nerd is king.
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ArbitraryC posted:http://www.vagabondish.com/female-foreign-japan/ This lady is a perfect mirror image of the r/hapas posters
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ArbitraryC posted:http://www.vagabondish.com/female-foreign-japan/ lol what the poo poo
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sounds like i need to get to Tokyo yaddadamean hahaha
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I [17 M] believe that my close "online friend" [18? F] I know for a few months lies about her age I got that age totally wrong. I was thinking she was 30s/40s but nope
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I imagine the dates would have gone something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Kp8IwgZ7EA
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