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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
No really it's a great movie about a long lost lover trying to win back his prince buttercup. No wait back!

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Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
you get to kiss a horse

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
there's a forest with 3 dangerous things though

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

dude its got sick swordfights i swear

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Fonzarelli posted:

dude its got dick swordfights i swear

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 21 minutes!
ANYBODY WANT A PEANUT



*fffffffffaaaaarrrrrtttttt*

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
it has andre the giant. thats all the reason anyone should need

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
you might get to touch some boobs

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
so i can clearly not choose the wine in front of me !


!!!

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
inconceivable!

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Hey baby, you wanna watch the House of Cards prequel that focuses on Claire and the photographer she used to bang but it's way back when they were into renfaire poo poo in college

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
my name is inigo montoya suck my drat balls

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Patton oswalt's sad brains swears by it!

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
You know the guy in Spinal Tap with the amp that goes to 11? He's to married Jamie Lee Curtis who they say was borth with both a vagina and cock. Anyway, he plays a guy who has 6 fingers on one hand.

Bonzo fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Jul 27, 2016

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
really though, if "i think you'd like it" wouldn't work then it isn't a very good relationship to begin with. that is how i justify all my friends and family abandoning me over my love of anime, at least.

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Iron Prince posted:

my name is inigo montoya suck my drat balls

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

it was from a time when cary elwes could make a straight dude rock hard

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
Peter Falk, motherfucker

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

its ted cruzs favorite movie and he quotes it frequently

eSporks
Jun 10, 2011

The book is better.

It has 2 chapter where the queen does nothing but describe all of her hats.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


*checks time on phone when the wonder years kid interrupts again*
"No, I'm watching. Really."

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

eSporks posted:

The book is better.

It has 2 chapter where the queen does nothing but describe all of her hats.

And a bunch of poo poo about her packing for a trip.

PostEldar
May 7, 2004

I'm in your area.
We're watching the Princess Bride. Don't even think about trying to escape.

Also, Peter Falk had a glass eye which he would pry out of his head to disturb people.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

It has that guy who says that one thing. You know!

eSporks
Jun 10, 2011

VendaGoat posted:

And a bunch of poo poo about her packing for a trip.
I won't spoil which hats she takes with her, but its a doozy!

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

it has andre the giant. thats all the reason anyone should need

Yeah, I don't get why this is something you have to convince someone to do?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
tell them about the internet, smartphones, and pizza drones because they've clearly been held hostage by a madman for the past 20 years of their life

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul
What kind of lovely person needs to be convinced to watch The Princess Bride? Christopher Guest, Peter Falk, Carol King, Billy Crystal, Wallace Shawn, Andre the loving Giant, Mandy Patinkin, and Robin Wright before Sean Penn beat the beauty off of her. What the hell else does this person need?

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
"Fred Savage is only in it for like. . . 2 minutes."

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
the last VCR is being built this month, we've been at war with Afghan mujahideen for over a decade now, the Berlin Wall fell and David Bowie is dead

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
It's like Game of Thrones but made for children so no actual nudity or gory violence. You should like it, as you're a 14 year old girl I picked up at the mall food court.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I'd like to commandeer this thread and change the theme to "what do you tell someone who just emerged from 1980s cryostasis"

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

I'd like to commandeer this thread and change the theme to "what do you tell someone who just emerged from 1980s cryostasis"

"Sorry frozen corpse, there is nothing we can do to bring you back from the dead"

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

David Bowie is dead

You son of a bitch

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

BLARGHLE posted:

You son of a bitch

Prince too

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Bonzo posted:

You know the guy in Spinal Tap with the amp that goes to 11? He's to married Jamie Lee Curtis who they say was borth with both a vagina and cock. Anyway, he plays a guy who has 6 fingers on one hand.

Barnum Brown Shoes
Jan 29, 2013

Im going to see star trek

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

Couldn't give less of a poo poo

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
they made a new star trek, and then another one, another one, squeezed one more out and a bunch of terrible movies

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Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


it's a bad movie that people like because of nostalgia. Like the Neverending story. You're bound to hate it

I know a guy that looks like falcor

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