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in the chilling season premier of AHS season 11, the gang happen across a horrifying scene of destruction: three pigs labelled 1, 2, and 4 are eating all of farmer Ray's crops
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Nice. Has there literally ever been a movie subtitled "The Final Chapter" where it's actually been the last one? Bonus points if Corey Feldman shows up in this one, too, though.
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kiimo posted:
I didn't know they made a white version of Chiraq
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Just FYI Coven was pretty much universally regarded as the best season. By everyone who didn't see Asylum or Murder House and was just entertained by the sassy witches and one-liners, sure.  (Coven is just when the show got popular. The tone is way different from other seasons and that attracted a ton of new viewers, but if you were already watching the show it was a pretty clear drop in-- God, I sound like a jerk. Never mind.) (But Asylum is the best.)
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There is no good season of American Horror Story.
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More like American Borer Story.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Nice. Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPUPaxgIo98
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The MSJ posted:A poster to give racist cops nightmares.
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10 Beers posted:Ha, the Luke Cage showrunner actually said “When I think about what’s going on in the world right now, the world is ready for a bulletproof black man.” Absolutely can't wait for all the hot takes from facebook racists over this and Black Panther.
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the only scenario in which I would willingly watch AHS is if my gf was into it and asked me to watch it with her
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The MSJ posted:I hope none of you are arachnophobic. "AHS 6?"
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Aug 9, 2016 22:47
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Who is even left alive in that world?
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Aug 9, 2016 22:56
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gently caress me, the Umbrella logo burned into the side of the building. It's art.
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Aug 9, 2016 23:07
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Man, if you don't love the RE movies for all the schlock, slo-mo action and melodrama then we can't be friends. They are such great terrible movies.
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Aug 9, 2016 23:10
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I have seen none of them but I appreciate that they exist.
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Aug 9, 2016 23:12
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Waffleman_ posted:I have seen none of them but I appreciate that they exist. It's a really bizarre series, mostly because every time a new movie starts they have to retcon the events of the last one. Like how the third one states that the world is covered in deserts but this is never mentioned again. Or how one movie ends with Alice getting an army of superpowered clones and then the start of the next movie is all of them dying.
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Aug 9, 2016 23:16
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Inzombiac posted:Man, if you don't love the RE movies for all the schlock, slo-mo action and melodrama then we can't be friends. I've only seen the first one. Do I just plow through in order, or should I skip ahead to a certain point?
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Aug 9, 2016 23:17
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I relaly liked the first season of AHS because the house is just so loving haunted and keeps getting more haunted and then the end they just all totally gently caress up it's great.
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Aug 9, 2016 23:23
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The family even actively makes the house more haunted. I love it.
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Allen Wren posted:I've only seen the first one. Do I just plow through in order, or should I skip ahead to a certain point? They get worse as they go on so watch them in order because if you see 5 then 2 will seem quaint in its badness. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Aug 9, 2016 |
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Light Gun Man posted:I relaly liked the first season of AHS because the house is just so loving haunted and keeps getting more haunted and then the end they just all totally gently caress up it's great.
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Allen Wren posted:I've only seen the first one. Do I just plow through in order, or should I skip ahead to a certain point? Definitely watch them in order. They won't make any more sense but it is important for the comedy value.
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Aug 9, 2016 23:38
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Palpek posted:Wait, is it like X-Files but happening in one house or something? So they reveal there are ghosts in the kitchen and the episode is about ghost origins but then in the next episode it's time for the kitchen warewolf story but wait, we haven't been to the toilet yet? Here I'll put the general concept of the season in spoilers just in case but Basically a family moves into a new house, which has some curse or something on it, I forget, where anyone who dies in the house stays in the house forever as a ghost. And the ghosts kill or make the living people want to murder each other / themselves sometimes too. So basically everyone who's ever lived there keeps dying and becoming a new ghost in the ghost house to make more ghosts and the place is somehow never torn down and just keeps getting more ghosts. and then mega lols end of season mega spoilers the father finally decides he must heroically LEAVE THIS HAUNTED HOUSE! now that his wife and daughter are already house ghosts because he had a dramatic promise with the wife 5 minutes ago about it or something and as he's leaving the ghosts push him down the stairs and he crushes the baby when he hits the floor I think? and then they are all ghosts and it's like lol welp! It's been awhile I might be remembering poo poo wrong but that's how it plays back in my head anyway That said, I like the show a lot and Evan Peters in particular. Dude reminds me of a young Malcolm McDowell and I kind of hope he has a similar career? Or is that an insult to an actor maybe? Anyway they both are rad actors.
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Aug 9, 2016 23:52
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Inzombiac posted:Definitely watch them in order. Marathon them and live tweet your reactions in real-time.
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Light Gun Man posted:I relaly liked the first season of AHS because the house is just so loving haunted and keeps getting more haunted and then the end they just all totally gently caress up it's great. Definitely what I like so much about it is that it doesn't double down on anything. If you're bored with what they're showing you, wait five minutes.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:the only scenario in which I would willingly watch AHS is if my gf was into it and asked me to watch it with her This reminds me of that goon who watched a movie with his ex in a blanket fort and then it got horny real quick.
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Aug 10, 2016 00:09
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*prepping my skull gun decals for the apocalypse*
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The gun is actually chrome, that's a reflection of her sweet skull wallpaper.
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Waffleman_ posted:gently caress me, the Umbrella logo burned into the side of the building. It's art.
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I just realized it's a January movie. Nice.
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Yeah, it feels like it should be more of a thing, especially considering Dark Knight.
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Inzombiac posted:Man, if you don't love the RE movies for all the schlock, slo-mo action and melodrama then we can't be friends. They're mostly just really boring. You could probably condense the entire hexology down to one movie of non-stop crazy action and Milla Jovovich cheesecake and it would be worth watching.
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MokBa posted:"AHS 6?" Always Hairy Spiders, 6
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SciFiDownBeat posted:sadly I couldn't find any movie posters with symbols burned into the side of buildings except for Forgetting something? 
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Light Gun Man posted:and then mega lols end of season mega spoilers oh it's sillier The father was gonna commit suicide but ghosts mommy and daughter tell him not to, but the vengeful ghosts were pissed about it so they pushed him off the stairs and use the rope he made to hang him over the chandelier or something to stage a real suicide. Evil Neighbour Jessica Lange steals the baby (the whole season she manipulated the mom to eat brains and get raped by Lange's dead ghost murderous son), and tells the media that the daughter ran off with the kid. the ending implies baby is a satan baby
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The Saddest Rhino posted:oh it's sillier The father was gonna commit suicide but ghosts mommy and daughter tell him not to, but the vengeful ghosts were pissed about it so they pushed him off the stairs and use the rope he made to hang him over the chandelier or something to stage a real suicide. Evil Neighbour Jessica Lange steals the baby (the whole season she manipulated the mom to eat brains and get raped by Lange's dead ghost murderous son), and tells the media that the daughter ran off with the kid. the ending implies baby is a satan baby
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