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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Codependent Poster posted:

Look at that gut Roman's forming.

The ref can't stop patting it :3:

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:13

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# ? May 17, 2024 00:14

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Lana's honor on a pole match?

HAHAHAHAHA I BEAT YOU DR. rear end!!!

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:12

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

Lana's honor on a pole match

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:12

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

smell this posted:

who

stephanie

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:12

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Goatees don't look good. Roman and Rusev should shave.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:13

Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

How are you supposed to put honour on a pole though

e: goddamnit

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:12

Power Windows: Dec 29, 2004; Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

This is gonna put butts in seats.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:13

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

Jiro posted:

Lana's honor on a pole match?

you motherfucker

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:13

Kuroyama: Sep 15, 2012; no fucking Anime in GiP

Jerusalem posted:

Rusev has
<clap clap clap>
Legitimate grievances!

Rusev's the face in this feud, right?

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:12

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Oh mIck

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:13

lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

does roman get to bed Lana if he wins?

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:12

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

So if Roman loses, he has to apologize? What does "fighting for Lana's honor" even mean.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:13

schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

The KFC Universal Championship

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:14

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Kuroyama posted:

Rusev's the face in this feud, right?

He's our beloved United States champion and defending his family's honor against a smarmy douche everyone boos, of course he's face.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:14

Big Queefy: Jan 27, 2013

fighting for his wife's honor is the most heel move ever.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:13

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

lamentable dustman posted:

does roman get to bed Lana if he wins?

After Rock kind of got away with that joke, I'm sure they think Roman can pull it off. Which he can't, of course.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:14

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

VJeff posted:

So if Roman loses, he has to apologize? What does "fighting for Lana's honor" even mean.

it means mick forgot the script

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:14

Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

Lana will be guaranteed a place in Stovokor, tonight on Raw

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:14

lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

Kuroyama posted:

Rusev's the face in this feud, right?

this is pretty much all of his feuds

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:15

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Jiro posted:

Lana's honor on a pole match?

Pre-marriage this was probably fairly common.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:15

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

here's a hot take: this raw is gonna be bad

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:15

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

We've gone full Russo.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:14

Kuroyama: Sep 15, 2012; no fucking Anime in GiP

Professor Funk posted:

here's a hot take: this raw is gonna be bad

Rusev tried to protect us from it, and that nasty Roman had to come out and ruin everything.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:16

Calax: Oct 5, 2011

Scott Justice posted:

Roman speared Stephanie. She hates him. I hate that each week Stephanie can't decide if she wants to be a heel or a face.

And cracked three Ribs no?

I get the feeling "Lana's Honor" being lost means that her wedding dress will be worn by Roman while she scurries up the ramp in her bra and panties... because Vince.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:17

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Blaise330 posted:

We've gone full Russo.

Don't panic until they stick Kevin Owens' mom on a forklift.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:16

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

So is When The Bough Breaks like...the black 50 Shades of Grey, or...a horror movie, or...I'm lost.

schweens posted:

The KFC Universal Championship

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:16

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Lana has to have Hymenorrhaphy. The winner gets to take her virginity.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:17

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Pre-marriage this was probably fairly common.

I believe you're referring to Lana's honor TAKES a pole match. :flaccid:

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:18

Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

Universal Serial Bus Championship

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:17

SpiritOfSanDimas: Oct 31, 2012

I like WWE's two ways of promoting matches:

just do the match the week before the pay per view

or

completely lame pre-taped segments by two dudes who cant talk where they never interact

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:18

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

I love South Texas, since I'm from here and live in McAllen, but Corpus crowds kinda really suck.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:19

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

CBJSprague24 posted:

So is When The Bough Breaks like...the black 50 Shades of Grey, or...a horror movie, or...I'm lost.

It looks like a "we couldn't get the rights to the name" remake of The Hand that Rocks the Cradle.

And oh my god, Sami Zayn is still on the show!

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:19

Kuroyama: Sep 15, 2012; no fucking Anime in GiP

And a jobber entrance for Sheamus.

Good.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:19

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Zayn, please kick Cesaro's mohawk off.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:18

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

are we going to have an actual match tonight??????

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:19

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Jerusalem posted:

The ref can't stop patting it

I want the ref to give him belly raspberries now

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:20

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

SpiritOfSanDimas posted:

I like WWE's two ways of promoting matches:

just do the match the week before the pay per view

or

completely lame pre-taped segments by two dudes who cant talk where they never interact

there was also Dean and Jericho building up a half-comedy/half-eerie asylum match that got 15 minutes too much

E: This is already an absolute trainwreck

# ? Aug 16, 2016 01:20