WHATEVER YOUR MOUNTAIN, CLIMB ON

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Boof Bonser: Jan 26, 2015; nvj is touched by your generosity!

I'm not sure about these commercials. Coors Light appears to be trying to reinvent itself as the energy drink of beers. People are high-fiving one another after, like, running those stupid mud marathons and then drinking a Coors. That's just not how this works.

I would prefer to see more realistic versions, e.g.:

- A guy trying to get through a day of work hungover without throwing up. (WHATEVER YOUR MOUNTAIN, CLIMB ON!)

- Someone trying to put a condom on before their boner goes down. (WHATEVER YOUR MOUNTAIN, CLIMB ON!)

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Heh

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Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

It's 5:00 in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. CLIMB ON

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the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

a man sobs alone in a dimly lit apartment with a loaded handgun in his mouth...CLIMB ON

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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Hah yeh like show a chick walking into an abortion clinic with jizzing penises permanent markered on her face and her fat redneck dad with puke on his wife beater with his belt in his hand being held back by staff. P cool.

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Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

wrrarrrr beer

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Unknowable Hole: Feb 2, 2005; Pillbug

sorry i only drink america

# ? Aug 17, 2016 04:41

Boof Bonser: Jan 26, 2015; nvj is touched by your generosity!

the great deceiver posted:

a man sobs alone in a dimly lit apartment with a loaded handgun in his mouth...CLIMB ON

Falls asleep jerking off to Girls Gone Wild infomercial CLIMB ON

# ? Aug 17, 2016 06:25

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Moridin920 posted:

It's 5:00 in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. CLIMB ON

You are a sex offender if you pissing on that dumpster. Go to jail. Go directly to county lockup. Bail is set at $12,000.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 06:28

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

My Imaginary GF posted:

You are a sex offender if you pissing on that dumpster. Go to jail. Go directly to county lockup. Bail is set at $12,000.

seems like you been there done that a few times

# ? Aug 17, 2016 06:35

Dr. Dogballs Jr.: Jun 9, 2014; the angriest sex machine

gross dude fails miserably at hitting on overly attractive girl, keeps trying despite getting blatentky shut down repeatedly, drinks awful beer very loudly the entire time, splashes it on surroundings obliviously CLIMB ON

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let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

op's mom belly is a mountain; CLIMB ON

# ? Aug 17, 2016 06:46

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

getting drunk and doing narcotics imported by a brutal multinational organization owns

suckle upon mi huevos puto

# ? Aug 17, 2016 06:50

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Chinatown posted:

getting drunk and doing narcotics imported by a brutal multinational organization owns

suckle upon mi huevos puto

hell fuckin yes my dude

# ? Aug 17, 2016 07:08

weak wrists big dick: Dec 18, 2012; good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.

your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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you are a rotting corpse on a dying planet CLIMB ON

# ? Aug 17, 2016 07:13

Ben Smash: Aug 22, 2005; LARDROOM; Grimey Drawer

Trying desperately to achieve orgasm while medicated to the gills... CLIMB ON

# ? Aug 17, 2016 07:14

weak wrists big dick: Dec 18, 2012; good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.

your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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Ben Smash posted:

Trying desperately to achieve orgasm while medicated to the gills... CLIMB ON

i feel you my lexabro

# ? Aug 17, 2016 07:16

Ben Smash: Aug 22, 2005; LARDROOM; Grimey Drawer

Vaping in the bathroom because your boss won't let you take a smoke break but then you hear him come in to take a poo poo... CLIMB ON!

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GastonEatTheEggs: Nov 7, 2012

Boof Bonser posted:

I would prefer to see more realistic versions, e.g.:

- A guy trying to get through a day of work hungover without throwing up. (WHATEVER YOUR MOUNTAIN, CLIMB ON!)

- Someone trying to put a condom on before their boner goes down. (WHATEVER YOUR MOUNTAIN, CLIMB ON!)

that was the idea behind bud lights real men of genius ads

# ? Aug 17, 2016 07:37

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