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tbh I think it's MORE strange that an olympic athlete with a gold medal needs to go to some seedy part of Rio to find a hooker; that dude was prolly robbed
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:19 |
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I think the whole story is hosed up and lol that a 32 year old Olympian was saying "I was afraid we'd get in trouble" fuckin lol at this whole story
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:31 |
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Nill posted:So how hosed is it that a Brazilian judge can apparently just say "nah, you don't look sufficiently harrowed by these events you say happened, give up those passports." imo this is the most concerning thing so far. brazil is clearly peeved about their totally peaceful and harmonious country getting a black eye from this story and their response is to round up the victims and put the heat on them for "making us look bad" but lol i'm sure athletes getting robbed at gunpoint and then arrested and accused of lying about it will make tourists flock to their fair city
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:44 |
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Moridin920 posted:tbh I think it's MORE strange that an olympic athlete with a gold medal needs to go to some seedy part of Rio to find a hooker; that dude was prolly robbed you don't understand the appeal of being in a strange city and getting some sleazy tail? how sheltered are you?
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:26 |
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Serious Frolicking posted:you don't understand the appeal of being in a strange city and getting some sleazy tail? how sheltered are you? huh yeah let me, an Olympic athlete in my physical prime with a gold medal, go cruising around strange areas in Rio for the finest they have to offer instead of just sitting back and letting the numerous escort agencies bring me whatever I want direct to my room (in case I get tired of banging the nonstop sleazy tail that is all the other athletes present) I understand that it's hard to relate to an Olympic gold medalist but come on guy
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:31 |
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Does anyone believe the judge in this case? Can't tell but at this point I think it looks like business as usual in Rio.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:37 |
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EngineerSean posted:Does anyone believe the judge in this case? Can't tell but at this point I think it looks like business as usual in Rio. The beauty of the story is that you don't trust either party. It's like some low stakes version of a heist movie where the winner gets less embarrassed
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:53 |
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Moridin920 posted:huh yeah let me, an Olympic athlete in my physical prime with a gold medal, go cruising around strange areas in Rio for the finest they have to offer instead of just sitting back and letting the numerous escort agencies bring me whatever I want direct to my room (in case I get tired of banging the nonstop sleazy tail that is all the other athletes present) i swear you are the dumbest dude alive. going out in a dangerous place for dangerous sex is good because it is wrong. by your logic no tourist in rio would ever frequent the nastiest whores available, especially not one that is all buzzed up on adrenaline and illegal doping.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 07:02 |
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Serious Frolicking posted:i swear you are the dumbest dude alive. going out in a dangerous place for dangerous sex is good because it is wrong. by your logic no tourist in rio would ever frequent the nastiest whores available, especially not one that is all buzzed up on adrenaline and illegal doping. you're right bro it's inconceivable that this rich white person was robbed in Rio just makes no logical sense now that i think about it (also lol you idiot illegal doping like they're taking speedball E pills or something)
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 07:04 |
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WhyteRyce posted:The beauty of the story is that you don't trust either party. It's like some low stakes version of a heist movie where the winner gets less embarrassed You're right, I am definitely hoping that both parties suffer maximum embarassment.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 07:04 |
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jackyl posted:I think the whole story is hosed up and lol that a 32 year old Olympian was saying "I was afraid we'd get in trouble" Ryan Lochte is legit dumb to the point of possibly being mentally retarded, I have little to any doubt his mother prob still runs everything in his life for him and punishes him and stuff
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 07:04 |
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Why the gently caress would he make this up? I genuinely want to know.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 07:05 |
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Runefaust posted:Why the gently caress would he make this up? Look at this noob who has never hooked up with a tranny and tried to hide it from his mom
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 07:09 |
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WhyteRyce posted:The beauty of the story is that you don't trust either party. It's like some low stakes version of a heist movie where the winner gets less embarrassed this is correct
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 07:11 |
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WhyteRyce posted:Look at this noob who has never hooked up with a tranny and tried to hide it from his mom It's loving 2016 - isn't an Olympian hooking up with a tranny pretty much the norm? Why would anyone hide it?
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 07:12 |
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Serious Frolicking posted:i swear you are the dumbest dude alive. going out in a dangerous place for dangerous sex is good because it is wrong. by your logic no tourist in rio would ever frequent the nastiest whores available, especially not one that is all buzzed up on adrenaline and illegal doping. i get way less sex than a gold medal olympic athlete and i'm passing up everything in rio from the food to the pussy am i....boring?
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 07:32 |
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lol they apparently pissed all over a gas station and broke its door down
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 17:57 |
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Ryan Lochte owns
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 18:29 |
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We all knew that having the Olympics in Rio meant a few athletes weren't coming home.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 18:31 |
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Jeah!
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 18:33 |
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Runefaust posted:Why the gently caress would he make this up? Dude is seriously as rock loving stupid as it is possible for a human being to be before his brain can no longer operate his heart and lungs. So who the hell knows I guess.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 18:37 |
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Sir_Charles posted:Ryan Lochte looks like Rutger Hauer from Blade Runner now "Just call me.... Mr. Blade Runner"
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:08 |
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man just own up to pissing all over a bathroom and busting up a door. reckless party boy is a way better reputation than scared lying racist gently caress boi
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:11 |
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What if he was so mad and emotional about being robbed that he destroyed the bathroom I've seen people wreck toilets over less
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:30 |
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retard strength is a great passive to have.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:36 |
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Lastgirl posted:
uh oh nobody let him own a gun
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:39 |
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Lochte is basically my RPG character IRL. Minimize all the other skills and dump everything into strength, penalties be damned
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:41 |
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Moridin920 posted:tbh I think it's MORE strange that an olympic athlete with a gold medal needs to go to some seedy part of Rio to find a hooker; that dude was prolly robbed I think it's more strange a white American thought they could commit crimes in a hell hole and get away with it.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:41 |
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WhyteRyce posted:Lochte is basically my RPG character IRL. Minimize all the other skills and dump everything into strength, penalties be damned Chyeah is my war cry
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:42 |
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Gaunab posted:Ryan lochte is a man at night and a man in the morning And man enough to break down a door and pee on the floor, but apparently not man enough to face the consequences of his actions. Oh, and man enough to run back home ASAP and hang his buddies out to dry. What I'm saying is that Lochte is a piece of poo poo. BigBallChunkyTime fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Aug 18, 2016 |
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Zombie Boat posted:I think it's more strange a white American thought they could commit crimes in a hell hole and get away with it. uhh
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:46 |
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Retail Slave posted:And man enough to break down a door and pee on the floor, but apparently not man enough to
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:48 |
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can someone tell me the funny timestamps of that 6 minute interview video
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:49 |
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In trump voice "sarcasm"
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:53 |
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uhh, have you guys thought that maybe the corrupt brazilian police are trying to make themselves look better by framing this american hero? have you?
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:55 |
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Swimmers are the biggest d bags out of any sport.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:04 |
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You can't stock the lochte
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:11 |
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paul_soccer10 posted:can someone tell me the funny timestamps of that 6 minute interview video none
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:12 |
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As someone who has travelled to nearly every continent and many, many countries... gently caress Ryan Lochte and that whole pack of idiots, but especially Lochte. 32 year old child.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:20 |
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We are all Ryan Lochte
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:23 |