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im going to get drunk and drive a lawnmower around in circles while firing guns into the air
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satanic splash-back posted:im going to get drunk and drive a lawnmower around in circles while firing guns into the air Guy gets it
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Aug 19, 2016 16:22
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King of Bees posted:Guy gets it No, he's using a lawnmower instead of an ATV.
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Aug 19, 2016 16:25
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Death to America
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Aug 19, 2016 16:25
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notZaar posted:No, he's using a lawnmower instead of an ATV. I use a rascal
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Aug 19, 2016 16:27
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King of Bees posted:I use a rascal You are american as gently caress
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Aug 19, 2016 16:29
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for every gun you dont own im going to own three -- suck on that you hippie commie 
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Aug 19, 2016 16:31
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King of Bees posted:I use a rascal That's for lesser Americans who have been self-owned.
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Aug 19, 2016 16:31
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Quote-Unquote posted:Is it true that the average American owns more guns than there are Americans? This is why we let in so many immigrants, we need more peeps to help shoot all these guns we have.
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Aug 19, 2016 16:34
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Coffee is a middle eastern drink derived from an Ethiopian plant. How can it be considered American?
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Aug 19, 2016 16:38
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America's destiny manifests my flagpole to full mast GODDAMN PATRIOTISM FEELS GOOD
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Aug 19, 2016 16:40
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H.H posted:Coffee is a middle eastern drink derived from an Ethiopian plant. Because it's very popular in America. Same deal with burgs and pizza. Don't be so close minded.
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Aug 19, 2016 16:41
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H.H posted:Coffee is a middle eastern drink derived from an Ethiopian plant. we have incorporated stuff from various cultures and made it way better
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Aug 19, 2016 16:52
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we're basically the all-star team of cultures
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Aug 19, 2016 16:54
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Good on you, OP. God Bless America. 
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Aug 19, 2016 16:55
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poopnanners posted:Good on you, OP. God Bless America. Hang on now, this is a violation of the Constitution. We separate church and state here in the 'Ca.
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Aug 19, 2016 16:57
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Parallax Scroll posted:we have incorporated stuff from various cultures and made it way better Pretty sure there's a Bedouin sitting in some oasis in the middle of the Sahara with a smartphone right now laughing his rear end off at this. For real though, American coffee is pretty sub-standard. Though you've basically made the hamburger your own by now, I'll give you that.
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Aug 19, 2016 16:59
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America makes everything great actually. We just attract the smart and wealthy and let them do their magic here. I'm sure that Bedouin with his gross mud coffee full of cardamon is really enjoying that subpart drink.
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Aug 19, 2016 17:05
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Death to America harsh but fair
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Aug 19, 2016 17:05
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King of Bees posted:
You fukkin disgust me. Not really
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Aug 19, 2016 17:08
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Only true Americans vote Trump 2016.
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Aug 19, 2016 17:09
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Wamdoodle posted:You fukkin disgust me. I'm a melting pot of a multi cultural society with a bunch of loving guns and nukes. And I love it. (PG tips is pretty tasty)
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Aug 19, 2016 17:13
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Time to mow the lawn before the hoa gets me.
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Aug 19, 2016 17:14
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notZaar posted:America makes everything great actually. We just attract the smart and wealthy and let them do their magic here. I'm sure that Bedouin with his gross mud coffee full of cardamon is really enjoying that subpart drink. Well, Italian coffee is also better.
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Aug 19, 2016 17:19
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lol if you get your caffeine from anything other than gas station red bull knock offs
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Aug 19, 2016 18:04
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Aug 19, 2016 18:20
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So statistically you're obese. Proud to be an American
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Aug 19, 2016 18:22
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King of Bees posted:Time to mow the lawn before the hoa gets me. lol if they come on your property just stand your ground fam.
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Aug 19, 2016 18:23
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i really enjoy PG Tips. do you take cream or lemon? also i hope you had your coffee already or you're in for a nice DT headache.
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Aug 19, 2016 18:35
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Im Russian but the other day I realized I'm more American than Russian because I hate vodka and love McDonald's. But on the other hand I love potatoes. But on the other other hand fries are potatoes? I don't know. 
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Aug 19, 2016 18:38
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Hamburgers are awesome, but McDonalds is trash All their burgers just taste like grease and whaever sauce is on it But yes, hamburgers are cool and good and the only worthwhile food America brings to the table
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Aug 19, 2016 18:42
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Zzulu posted:Hamburgers are awesome, but McDonalds is trash That's why they're amazing: it's pure salt and grease. So good. There's two within 100 feet of my house, one sucks and gets orders wrong and the food is cold but it's by like 6 halfway houses so I don't blame them. The other is great and super friendly.
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Aug 19, 2016 18:44
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Thin Privilege posted:Im Russian but the other day I realized I'm more American than Russian because I hate vodka and love McDonald's. But on the other hand I love potatoes. But on the other other hand fries are potatoes? I don't know. the anti-gorbachev coup was defeated 25 years ago because people already felt the taste of delicious American Hambubger with Freedom Fries and a large Coke in their mouths and wouldn't want to give up the dream
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Aug 19, 2016 18:45
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generative grammer posted:the anti-gorbachev coup was defeated 25 years ago because people already felt the taste of delicious American Hambubger with Freedom Fries and a large Coke in their mouths and wouldn't want to give up the dream My mom stood in line for 2 hours to get food at the first McDonald's in Moscow. She brought me back a strawberry milk shake and fries and I was hooked.
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Aug 19, 2016 18:47
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But people in Russia eat burgers with a knife and spoon  You gotta jam that thing in your gullet like a true McDonald's customer!
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Aug 19, 2016 18:48
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This guy is flying the flag of a traitorous country we beat in a war, not a true American.
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Aug 19, 2016 18:56
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*sips off brand soda directly from a THREE liter bottle* "Heh fuckin commies, this is freedom" 
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Aug 19, 2016 19:01
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Thin Privilege posted:My mom stood in line for 2 hours to get food at the first McDonald's in Moscow. She brought me back a strawberry milk shake and fries and I was hooked. Is it true that McDonald's is really popular in Russia, even with middle class people who should really know better? When I visited Moscow a year ago my sister told me it has something to do with non-chain restaurants being too expensive for most people. Despite being highly educated, having a relatively good management position and experience living abroad she often eats there.
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I got me a decal of Calvin pissing on a China flag on my van and I loving EAT coal. Heaps of loving coal. Coal smoothies, ground coal on my loving steak.
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