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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

extra stout posted:

well that does it, iron prince will you be switching to sam adams?

nah but I'm moving to Maryland next year for school so I guess it's yeungling for my local macro beer of choice

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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

yuengling lager > shiner bock. deal with it bitch

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
yuengling tastes like a skunk's rear end in a top hat

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Y-Hat posted:

yuengling lager > shiner bock. deal with it bitch

I'm not ok with this statement as a whole but I am ok with drinking yeungling which gave me many great time in loving PENSACOLA loving FLORIDA

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

my friend said that Live Oak's hefeweizen is the best of the style that he's ever had. is it better than weihenstephaner's?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

I was on board with this song until it said "gently caress your lone star beer"

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


hey prince i like you but idk about texas. but i do like beer. and shiner is good so hey theres more than half the battle i guess you got me.

stump collector
May 28, 2007

Iron Prince posted:

thank you for the kind words folks.

I will now play for you the traditional song of my people:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vttFEZ0ndaU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgpsyTcltOE

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord




E: also: https://youtube.com/watch?v=vj51_yXmL8I

Iron Prince fucked around with this message at 08:43 on Aug 21, 2016

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Hey op how about you post 6 reasons Texas is the breast state in the world

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.
The silicone thing is mostly blonde dallas trophy wives.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I think the main reason to be in Texas is that it's close to Mexico. Other than that I'm not sure.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

jerry jones is an irl buck strickland and his vanity stadium looks like a crashed UFO. also dallas killed the president

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Sheep-Goats posted:

I think the main reason to be in Texas is that it's close to Mexico. Other than that I'm not sure.



read the op sometime :eyeroll:

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Phycosymo posted:

how many people brag about gunning down petty thieves in texas?

For literal bragging look to Florida for this one.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Pretty sure 3O is in Texas though and he has a condi and a keurig

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

i dunno, i like dallas. but the only other major cities i've lived in are richmond and tampa. i'm not even sure if richmond is a major city. anyway, take that as you will. oklahoma city loving blows btw.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Shiner bock is my go-to beer when I don't want to drive to some craft beer store and pay $15 for a sick pack

And it's cool that it's made here I guess.

But I dunno if I can be that excited about it.

I'm more thrilled that we have Whataburger TBH.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

can't wait until texas becomes majority hispanic

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Space Jam posted:

i dunno, i like dallas. but the only other major cities i've lived in are richmond and tampa. i'm not even sure if richmond is a major city. anyway, take that as you will. oklahoma city loving blows btw.

try going to a city and not a distributed meth lab

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
shiner is slang for blowjob in some parts of the UK, well bye

Teso Dos Bitches
Mar 25, 2006

Cool things I like about Texas: Sunsets are amazing. The food is awesome. People are super friendly and laid-back (to be fair, I'm white). The decimated corpse of Lee Harvey Oswald rests in the cemetery at the end of my street. 'Sup, neighbor?

Dumb poo poo I hate about Texas: Living in an episode of King of the Hill that never ends. Strangers are creepily invested in my lady parts. Dallas. gently caress Dallas.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Dallas is good, houston is bad.

Teso Dos Bitches
Mar 25, 2006

hemophilia posted:

Dallas is good, houston is bad.

Both of them suck humid summer balls. Fort Worth is okay, and Austin is still kinda all right for now. It's doomed, though.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Jokes on Texas when trump wins and builds his wall around texas so they get all the mexicans and the 48 good states and Florida don't.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Iakona posted:

I'm not from Texas. I'm from Houston.

Iron Prince posted:

finally some motherfucker out there gets it. *leaves trail of candy paint on the ground as he slow rolls out of thread*

im not sure i get whats happening here but it sounds cool as hell

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
American beer,,,,
'

,,,is bad

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

hemophilia posted:

Dallas is good, houston is bad.

*drops double cup*
holy gently caress this is the most wrong opinion to ever exist

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Yeah this gigantic city that smells like the compromised anus of a dead bum 24/7 with the worst traffic to ever grace the united states... is good? No.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
hmmm sure but what about our rich culture of lean

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


dallas doesn't need lean, we have molly meth and heroin like the civilized world

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
if you say so *drives off*

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
texas would be nice if everyone in texas suddenly died except for the barbecue restaurant owners and also if it somehow moved 700 miles north

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
gently caress texas barbecue north carolina for life

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


texas and north carolina deal in different kinds of bbq. north carolina can handle pork bbq and you can come to texas for a brisket that doesn't suck rear end.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
I've thought about Texas as the state I want to die in, but it's awfully close to Crapsico.
How are things in North Texas, as far away as I can git from the invaders?
Are the mosquitoes really as big as hawks?
...
I'm White (well, anyway Irish).
Will I be welcome there?
Are we Irish welcome, or we still white(ish) niggers like in the 1840's?
...
Mexican food is good eating.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Stay wherever you are and don't come here.

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

Iron Prince posted:

hmmm sure but what about our rich culture of lean

A thing that actually happened: several prominent rappers died of cough syrup overdose.

What a world we live in.

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zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

hemophilia posted:

Stay wherever you are and don't come here.

Baaagh, fiddlesticks, drink more cough syrup, yah rudicle.*

*Ref Riders of the Purple Wage by Philip Jose Farmer in Dangerous Visions, you illiterate fuckstocking.
Read it, you'll crap your pants.

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