Raw killed Gene Wilder for 8/29/2016

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

MotU posted:

owens is a shirtlord on screen

he certainly is a lord of shirts

like the one he wears

which is big

because he's fat

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:16

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 18:37

Marquis de Pyro: Sep 25, 2006; Evil Prevails

MotU posted:

you do know KO has done this before and it is really good when he does it because he plays that character and plays it well

yeah he's my favorite wrestler in WWE, that's why it would be really sad if WWE booked him like some of my previous favorite wrestlers in WWE (Chris Jericho for example) as a giant baby bitch who looks up on HHH and Steph as golden gods

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:16

Jonny Nox: Apr 26, 2008

HHH dragging Kevin around the ring like "Ok, you got your belt, but I OWN you now" is not making me optimistic about the future.

But gently caress it, I'll take it anyway.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:16

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Eltoasto posted:

Hey there is a non-zero chance you are right.

But

Kevin Steen holds the WWE's highest belt, and Jon Moxley holds the other. As Chris Jericho would say, let's just drink this in.

It is still awesome news. I am looking forward to KO's promos, a lot. But my hatred for HHH burns brighter than the sun, and it's hard to work around that.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:17

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

Marquis de Pyro posted:

yeah he's my favorite wrestler in WWE, that's why it would be really sad if WWE booked him like some of my previous favorite wrestlers in WWE (Chris Jericho for example) as a giant baby bitch who looks up on HHH and Steph as golden gods

kevin owens is a suck up when he needs to be and a huge bitch when things dont go his way so this will be fine

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:17

abraham linksys: Sep 6, 2010

BWV posted:

this is so good

this is the best raw since i've returned to watching around 18 months ago

the first brand split Raw was probably better but yeah this was a great ep

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:17

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

SomeMathGuy posted:

WHAT IF THEY PUT THE BELT ON SAMI

*teenage girl at boy band concert screaming*

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:17

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

poo poo, I was on the fence for night of champions tickets.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:17

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

so do we get Sami/Kevin at Hell in a Cell

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:18

cheese sandwich: Feb 9, 2009

I'm actually kind of on the fence now for the twizzler belt

It's not that bad I guess

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:18

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

I would love Sami/Kevin at Hell in a Cell

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:18

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

mainly because I have tickets

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:18

wyoak: Feb 14, 2005; a glass case of emotion; Fallen Rib

skanking newsy guy should not be champ the red belt would be sullied

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:18

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

exploding mummy posted:

I would love Sami/Kevin at Hell in a Cell

Build that poo poo for Wrestlemania

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:19

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

can't some of you fuckers just enjoy KO winning the title

:qq:

B-B-B-B-BUT THE AUTHORITY IS IN THE CENTER OF AN ANGLE AGAIN :qq:

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:19

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

https://twitter.com/judekilgour/status/768175916065234950/photo/1

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:19

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Codependent Poster posted:

Build that poo poo for Wrestlemania

I do not have tickets to Wrestlemania

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:19

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Slightly Toasted posted:

I'm actually kind of on the fence now for the twizzler belt

It's not that bad I guess

Yeah but we'll just keep saying it is, because gently caress the man.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:19

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

sam bradford lmao posted:

can't some of you fuckers just enjoy KO winning the title

B-B-B-B-BUT THE AUTHORITY IS IN THE CENTER OF AN ANGLE AGAIN

That's literally gonna be you in all sincerity in about a month lmao

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:20

DeNomolos: Jan 10, 2013; mild mannered meatspin historian

next week, Kevin Owens comes out to give his speech, but every mid carder starts running out of the back in terror, fleeing into the crowd

Curtis Axel shouts, "Sami comin'!"

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:20

The_Rob: Feb 1, 2007; Blah blah blah blah!!

Endless Mike posted:

https://twitter.com/judekilgour/status/768175916065234950/photo/1

Come on bucks and Cole we need my Rushmore 3.0

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:21

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

RacistGuidingLight posted:

That's literally gonna be you in all sincerity in about a month lmao

welcome to Hillary Clinton's America

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:21

ijii: Mar 17, 2007; I'M APPARENTLY GAY AND MY POSTING SUCKS.

It's nice seeing WWE putting over talent other than hand picked pretty boys and talentless hosses. The downside is finish was really lame. I like the belt on Owens, just that the finish was immensely lame. Baby steps I guess.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:21

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

abraham linksys posted:

the first brand split Raw was probably better but yeah this was a great ep

yea it was tighter begining to end but this was more fan service for my taste. plus KO getting the big time belt is still unbelievable

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:21

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

exploding mummy posted:

welcome to Hillary Clinton's America

We've all been in it since 1993.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:21

El Generico: Feb 3, 2009; Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!

The way it went down was totally Attitude Era. There's nothing wrong with it as long as it's not something to go to the well too often on.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:21

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

ijii posted:

It's nice seeing WWE putting over talent other than hand picked pretty boys and talentless hosses. The downside is finish was really lame. I like the belt on Owens, just that the finish was immensely lame. Baby steps I guess.

thats a harsh way to describe Finn

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:22

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Just realized that Roman didn't get a single pin that match and achieved touchless orgasm for the 4th time since KO was crowed champ

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:23

The Cosby Mysteries: Oct 5, 2007; Happy Birthday, Mr. President

Jonny Nox posted:

HHH dragging Kevin around the ring like "Ok, you got your belt, but I OWN you now" is not making me optimistic about the future.

But gently caress it, I'll take it anyway.

I mentioned in the thread earlier that I liked raw without the authority and welp...Here we go again!

I'm Marge from that Simpsons episode when they all say it at the same time.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:23

El Generico: Feb 3, 2009; Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!

I'm guessing Steph is actually pissed off about it next week.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:24

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

RacistGuidingLight posted:

That's literally gonna be you in all sincerity in about a month lmao

lol no

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:25

spinst: Jul 14, 2012

I love wrestling for two new reasons today:

1: KO is the motherfucking champion of the universe

2:

quote:

Taylor Rotunda (Bo Dallas) was arrested on Friday at DFW Airport. Rotunda was charged with public intoxication and drunkenness at 7:15 p.m. local time. Officers came after he was taken off the connecting plane that a number of WWE stars were on, headed to Mexico for the two-day tour.

Rotunda didn't fly to Mexico for the first or second show. Police were called after Rotunda was singing a song from the Lion King and allegedly said some expletives to crew members and was kicked off the flight. Airport police found him six gates away and the arrest report said he smelled of alcohol and admitted he had been drinking a little as well as slurring his words.

Bo Dallas & Curtis Axel were scheduled to face the Usos on both nights of the tour, but instead Axel worked singles matches on it. WWE has not made any statement about the incident.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:26

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

i really liked the finish because it made me FLIP THE HECKIN HECK OUT b/c i didnt expect it

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:27

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

heres my metric for wrestling:

1) did i feel anything at all besides the cold encroaching darkness

if Yes then it was good

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:28

El Generico: Feb 3, 2009; Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!

MotU posted:

heres my metric for wrestling:

1) did i feel anything at all besides the cold encroaching darkness

if Yes then it was good

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:28

The Cosby Mysteries: Oct 5, 2007; Happy Birthday, Mr. President

El Generico posted:

I'm guessing Steph is actually pissed off about it next week.

Sure lets have Steph and Triple H dominate the opening and closing segments of Raw while KO is a complete afterthought worked for Randy Orton and Rollins? Jesus they can't help themselves can they.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:30