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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
In short I think I'm ready to submit my application for modship at the Something Awful online comedy forums.

What kind of compensation should SA's mods expect?

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R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

I forgot about this guy, what was his thing again

Was he the shift key guy

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Triggered posted:

What was the mods name that had the train fetish?

Brother Jonathan had a model train obsession and was triggered by memes.

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Dinosaurmageddon posted:



What kind of compensation should SA's mods expect?

You usually have to pay the kid somewhere in the mid five figures. That's on top of jail time.

Jellymouth
Jul 9, 2009
Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

remember when PYF had threads where people just shared porn with each other and then it was shut down by the mod who was writing incest porn and selling it on amazon lol
PYF Dicks was probably the high point of SA.

Vitalis Jackson
May 14, 2009

Sun and water are healthy for you -- but not for your hair!
Fun Shoe

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

In short I think I'm ready to submit my application for modship at the Something Awful online comedy forums.

What kind of compensation should SA's mods expect?

Have you ever bellied up to a bar and ordered a beer, right next to some guy you've never met before? And, after 3-4 beers, you start striking up a conversation and becoming more comfortable with each other's company? Pretty soon, then, you go to the men's room to take a piss . . . that guy, the one at the bar that seemed okay, he sneaks up behind you while you're at the urinal, he rips your pants off and plows your rear end.

Mods are like that guy.

LOVE,

VITALIS

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Vitalis Jackson posted:

Have you ever bellied up to a bar and ordered a beer, right next to some guy you've never met before? And, after 3-4 beers, you start striking up a conversation and becoming more comfortable with each other's company? Pretty soon, then, you go to the men's room to take a piss . . . that guy, the one at the bar that seemed okay, he sneaks up behind you while you're at the urinal, he rips your pants off and plows your rear end.

Mods are like that guy.

LOVE,

VITALIS

So mods get to gently caress anyone they want? Belly on up, boys!

I love you Vitalis but I don't LOVE love you, so no need to yell.

Dinosaurmageddon has a new favorite as of 03:42 on Sep 3, 2016

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

R.L. Stine posted:

I forgot about this guy, what was his thing again

Was he the shift key guy

you might be thinking of notjust4breakfast, who was also hilariously awful

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
this is my favorite saga os all SA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

Triggered posted:

What was the mods name that had the train fetish?

Mayor Wilkins?

SERPUS
Mar 20, 2004
Keyboard Goop

celewign
Jul 11, 2015

just get us in the playoffs
Can someone link me the groverhouse thread? I'm having trouble finding it.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Thread destroyed, it's an imgur album now with eight pictures. Can't find it

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The best saga is that thread that was about trying to find all the best sagas. Everyone kept bringing up the same things over and over again and the mods eventually had to mod Jastiger to break it up and get everyone back to posting new content.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Jastiger posted:

The best saga is that thread that was about trying to find all the best sagas. Everyone kept bringing up the same things over and over again and the mods eventually had to mod Jastiger to break it up and get everyone back to posting new content.

I keep occasionally misreading the thread as "the greatest sages of SA forums" but now that you have posted I think it will safely counteract that from happening.

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc

Guy Mann posted:

Actually, what happened was a member of a group of incredibly sane and cool people went out of their way to make a fake blog modeled after Senior Woodhuck's that they then filled with copy-pasted Ducktales porn and "discovered" and posted it to the forums as a way of trying to run him off.

that's pretty funny

Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."
I know the BFC trainwrecks were posted in general but I don't think anyone specifically mentioned Slow Motion's madness.

That thread entertained me on the daily for a solid year and a half.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3560557

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Jose posted:

there was a big thread in A/T i think that she modded that was all about writing hosed up porn books to sell on amazon

Triggered posted:

It wasnt just incest porn she was doing werewolf vore poo poo as well.

There were about 15 goons in that thread writing crazier and crazier porn books because it's incredibly easy, hilarious, and profitable. EW getting doxxed and harassed irl for being part of it, and the fact that it's still brought up out of context like she was just some weirdo, is hosed up and inaccurate.

Scudworth has a new favorite as of 08:09 on Sep 3, 2016

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Yeah I read a bit if that thread too when all the poo poo went down and my impression is that it was stuff people would do for a quick buck, not some endorsement of the lifestyle or ideas

Triggered
Aug 21, 2016

Learn about this great man on mormon.org

Scudworth posted:

There were about 15 goons in that thread writing crazier and crazier porn books because it's incredibly easy, hilarious, and profitable. EW getting doxxed and harassed irl for being part of it, and the fact that it's still brought up out of context like she was just some weirdo, is hosed up and inaccurate.

I don't agree with doxxing (well apart from Aatrek). You should be free to post whatever poo poo you like without it affecting your actual life, but if you are writing incest and wolfkin porn its fair game to get mocked on the forum.
If she had gone down the avenue of "I write this poo poo to get easy money from perverts lol" route she would have made it out much easier. She went down the kink shaming, misogynists trying to bring her down path instead. And yes she was a weirdo.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Scudworth posted:

There were about 15 goons in that thread writing crazier and crazier porn books because it's incredibly easy, hilarious, and profitable.

Do you have a link to that thread? It sounds kind of fascinating. The "hosed in the Butt by My Own Butt" thing didn't come from that, did it?

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Schwarzwald posted:

Do you have a link to that thread? It sounds kind of fascinating. The "hosed in the Butt by My Own Butt" thing didn't come from that, did it?

It was a super fascinating series of threads where about 100 people were making very decent hobby money but the whole group moved to another private forum when Something Sensitive decided it was cool to call up or email people's employers and families about it.

Scudworth has a new favorite as of 08:53 on Sep 3, 2016

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Scudworth posted:

It was a super fascinating series of threads where about 100 people were making very decent hobby money but the whole group moved to another private forum when Something Sensitive decided it was cool to call up or email people's employers and families about it.

the doxxing was bad but it was funny that these people were writing super hosed up porn. I'm pretty sure thats when the sex questions or kink thread or whatever in AT was around and people got punished for making fun of someone for asking how to make poo poo taste better by eggplant wizard

BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....
The PYF Porn thread was also amazing in its own right since some goon would come in with a description like "I saw a scrambled 20 second clip of a redhead with a lopsided titty on a boat" and within less then a day someone had the film, name, and scene.

Double Agent
Mar 28, 2005

Maybe we're not just a bunch of frak-ups after all.

BexGu posted:

The PYF Porn thread was also amazing in its own right since some goon would come in with a description like "I saw a scrambled 20 second clip of a redhead with a lopsided titty on a boat" and within less then a day someone had the film, name, and scene.

This is the same forum that tracked down a copy of Super Hornio Brothers, so this isn't exactly surprising.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
writing incest gore porn is a good hobby if it makes you money

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE

Jose posted:

writing incest gore porn is a good hobby if it makes you money

I've never had a chance to say 'this but unironically' before but I would write some nasty-rear end poo poo if it made decent bank. If I remember correctly some of those guys were doing pretty well selling freaky erotica.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
At least one of them had gone full time. Fair fucks to them. Apparently there was a huge hole in the market and they were filling it...uh..so to speak

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
The Electric Retard comics

I had a few laughs, but later realized they were some seriously disturbed poo poo. But a few are funny in just how awful and insane they are

Wasn't the creator chased out of SA for being an IRL maniac?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Shoehead posted:

At least one of them had gone full time. Fair fucks to them. Apparently there was a huge hole in the market and they were filling it...uh..so to speak

its still worth mocking them for it though

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

ProperCoochie posted:

The Electric Retard comics

I had a few laughs, but later realized they were some seriously disturbed poo poo. But a few are funny in just how awful and insane they are

Wasn't the creator chased out of SA for being an IRL maniac?

His ban me was Keyboard Goop.

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

He briefly returned to SA to share with us his hot take on Gamergate in a large, richly ilustrated post, before being banned again. Someone else needs to provide the link, though.

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.
Not to be confused with Lego_Robot who also did lovely MS Paint comics on here. He was /r/atheism before most people really knew what reddit was.


He was eventually run out for being a pedophile.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Didn't we have a big Shaun & (something) thread examining the otherkin vore comic where a kid had a pet dragon but the kid was also a dragon and could but the fake dragon in his mommy pouch when his dragon side took control.

That was.. that was sure something.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

ProperCoochie posted:

The Electric Retard comics

I had a few laughs, but later realized they were some seriously disturbed poo poo. But a few are funny in just how awful and insane they are

Wasn't the creator chased out of SA for being an IRL maniac?

he's married and has a kid now though the australian equivalent of cps keeps trying to take his kid away on account of he's insane

Doug Sisk
Sep 11, 2001

BexGu posted:

The PYF Porn thread was also amazing in its own right since some goon would come in with a description like "I saw a scrambled 20 second clip of a redhead with a lopsided titty on a boat" and within less then a day someone had the film, name, and scene.

Reminds me of the thread in DPPH that had a goon asking about a particular porn star, until it turned out the picture was of a real doll.

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo

Jastiger posted:

Everyone kept bringing up the same things over and over again

Yeah that does suck

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Instant Sunrise posted:

His ban me was Keyboard Goop.

Holy poo poo that was the electric retard guy? That post was exactly like one of his comics except no one died.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

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Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Electric Retard guy is also literally banned from Germany iirc

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