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Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
-didn't get married like a sucker
-has no kids
-movie star
-Look at his girlfriend
-Didn't have to go to college or anything and got paid to play himself
-excellent shape
-gets to be in movies with his bud vinnie jones

think about all the fat Midwestern assholes and their dumpy wives , while he plays in the stars

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Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
he bald

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
he bald

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
he bald

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
he bald

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
he bald

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Hes balding

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.
Piebald

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
he bald

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i think both his baldness and his shortness probably dont matter to him or any of the women he ploughs though

you're taking a thing that would suck if it happened to you guys and imagining that it matters once you net 30 mil before you reach 50

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

bald bitch

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

his dong is probably only above average

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
that's scary

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

jfc

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

Vegetable posted:

Hes balding







not where it counts

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
he hosed melissa mccarthy in a movie and i think we can all agree that would be a good time

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

Jose posted:

he hosed melissa mccarthy in a movie and i think we can all agree that would be a good time

she strikes me as a considerate lover and provider of post-coital pizza

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Jose Mengelez posted:

she strikes me as a considerate lover and provider of post-coital pizza
provider? more like consumer. she aint leaving a slice for you fool

slowfreq
Dec 14, 2014

are you sure you don't mean bruce willis? i think yall mean bruce willis. bruce willis is bald

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'm sure he's extremely bothered about being bald

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
movie star not so tough after losing all his hair

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I bet a woman would wrap her whole vagina around his head, just for the privilege of blowing him.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


idk he looks pretty bald to me op

drguildo
Apr 27, 2013

LISTEN TO THE CROWD ROAR IN ADMIRATION!

Jose posted:

i'm sure he's extremely bothered about being bald



She looks like somebody stuck a bunch of random body parts together.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Suck my bald.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
he was a bounce who looked like a badass. Made a career out of it. Good for him
I like his movies

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
you only go bald early cuz ur T levels are so high as witnessed in all of his movies

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Tough bald dudes:

Jason statham
Bruce willis
Dwayne johnson
Vin diesel

Anymore?

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Jose posted:

i'm sure he's extremely bothered about being bald



His girlfriend is a caterpillar and is dating him because his head looks like an apple

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Vegetable posted:

Tough bald dudes:

Jason statham
Bruce willis
Dwayne johnson
Vin diesel

Anymore?

Patrick Stewart

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Vegetable posted:

Tough bald dudes:

Jason statham
Bruce willis
Dwayne johnson
Vin diesel

Anymore?

all of the badasses are bald

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
hair today, gone tomorrow

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

Vegetable posted:

Tough bald dudes:

Jason statham
Bruce willis
Dwayne johnson
Vin diesel

Anymore?

Vic Mackey was a pretty tough dude and he's bald as poo poo.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Baldass

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Vastarien posted:

Vic Mackey was a pretty tough dude and he's bald as poo poo.



The best ending of any TV show imo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Vegetable posted:

Tough bald dudes:

Jason statham
Bruce willis
Dwayne johnson
Vin diesel

Anymore?

Patrick Stewart

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