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extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Vegetable posted:

Tough bald dudes:

Jason statham
Bruce willis
Dwayne johnson
Vin diesel

Anymore?

make sure to leave out telly savalas who literally started the hollywood trend

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

extra stout posted:

make sure to leave out telly savalas who literally started the hollywood trend

literally no one know who that is

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Is Vincent Dnofrio bald or does he just wear a cap for daredevil

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Would you give up your hair in order to switch places with Jason Statham's life ???

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Decebal posted:

Would you give up your hair in order to switch places with Jason Statham's life ???

yeah

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
extra stout is jason statham irl

edit: bald, i mean, like jason statham is

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
woody harrelson is also bald

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Jose posted:

woody harrelson is also bald

who gives a gently caress?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

who gives a gently caress?

Woody Harrelson I would imagine.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i only brought it up because i was watching him in a film wearing a bad wig

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

Woody Harrelson I would imagine.

huh, probably

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

-killer dance moves
was missing from your list OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFB3q0mMBK8

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
bald and short, probably has a small penis

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
do you think him, willis and vin diesel collude to keep bald action star wages high

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Jose posted:

The best ending of any TV show imo

Oh god dammit you had to say that, I petered out at some point and will now have to revisit this poo poo.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

CharlestonJew posted:

Is Vincent Dnofrio bald or does he just wear a cap for daredevil
Hey that's the hosed up recruit from Full Metal Jacket

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Vegetable posted:

Hey that's the hosed up recruit from Full Metal Jacket

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hkNuykz2RE

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Lolled hard at the six he bald posts

Enemy Ace
Mar 14, 2006
"We stain the sky. We fight a war in heaven."
Jason Baldham

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
heres two bald men beating the poo poo out of eachother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3AiWfaEsvY

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Vastarien posted:

Vic Mackey was a pastry chef at the Willy Wonka factory, and he's bald as poo poo.


GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
He's rich, famous-like, respected, he barely acts in his movies & he bangs nothing but super-models. He's living the dream.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

He's rich, famous-like, respected, he barely acts in his movies & he bangs nothing but super-models. He's living the dream.

he bald

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Luvcow posted:

bald and short, probably has a small penis

Stop projecting.

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

LegoPirateNinja posted:

His girlfriend is a caterpillar and is dating him because his head looks like an apple

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Jose posted:

i'm sure he's extremely bothered about being bald



He looks so angry walking down the street w/ her towering over him. Short, bald, and angry is no way to go through life.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Jose posted:

i'm sure he's extremely bothered about being bald



This is what it's like to gently caress a hotter version of yourself.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Teh thin lips

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
what a bunch baldasses

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

best username to quote

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



his gf was born in the same hospital as me like 3 days before. we were actually swapped at birth and he should be plunging me every night imho

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

He short

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Ork of Fiction posted:

He looks so angry walking down the street w/ her towering over him. Short, bald, and angry is no way to go through life.

Goes to show that the myth that women like men taller than themselves is just that, a fabulation

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
christ he's 49 i thought he was at least 10 years younger than that

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Jose posted:

christ he's 49 i thought he was at least 10 years younger than that

he old

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
She's only taller than him because her neck is like 3 feet long.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Mumpy Puffinz posted:

heres two bald men beating the poo poo out of eachother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3AiWfaEsvY

whoa what the

he didnt safety eject the usb drive first, thats risky

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
he was in a relationship with kelly brook too :eyepop:

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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Being bald is p.good* because you don't need to care about hair cuts and poo poo.

*If you have a good shaped head... Like me and Statham.

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