no but is that like the matrix or something: the September contest thread

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Soopafly: Mar 27, 2009; I have a peanut allergy.

Since Mr. Despair ran out of jokes, I'll do this month's thread, but I'm a bad person (and photographer) to take this over on a permanent basis. The following is shamelessly copied and pasted.

Welcome to the Dorkroom photo contest!

last month's theme was "Antiquity", and bobmarleysghost kicked everyone's rear end

bobmarleysghost posted:

For the new month the theme is :911:

cyberpunk :cabot:

Rules THAT MEAN NOTHING:

This thread is for posting pics & voting.
One submission/poster. Note that you can change your submission as many times as you want, so long as you only have one entry when the voting begins!
Single photos only - no video, triptychs, or multi-photo entries. Blending exposures into a single image (such as focus stacking, or HDR), is ok though.
Photos must be taken during the period of the contest. No pulling out old favorites! In case this isn't clear, the contest started after the theme was chosen in the last thread (not necessarily when I got around to posing the new thread), and it runs until the dates listed below!
Contest will be open until roughly the end of the month! after which voting will begin.
Voting will continue until Shortly after that! (or when I get banned, I guess).
Also, I guess no images? If someone has a kick rear end NSFW idea, i dunno? take it up with SoundMonkey i guess? I don't wanna get in the way of good
ideas and all, but rules are rules.
When voting, please deploy the spoiler tag. hail satan. I will announce when voting begins!
SoundMonkey will offer a prize of some kind valued at around $20 to the winner. Especially if you live in loving Antarctica or something. PM or e-mail SoundMonkey to claim the prize.

I or SoundMonkey reserve the right to change the rules in case I missed something really obvious that probably won't affect anyone.

Winner picks the next theme, probably!

:siren:

# ? Sep 26, 2016 14:04

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# ? May 2, 2024 20:11

MrBlandAverage: Jul 2, 2003; GNNAAAARRRR

By "end of the month" I assume you mean November, right?

# ? Sep 26, 2016 14:18

bobmarleysghost: Mar 7, 2006

pressure produces good work BRING ON THE PUNK DORKROOM

# ? Sep 26, 2016 23:35

Soopafly: Mar 27, 2009; I have a peanut allergy.

It only takes 1/60 of a second to take a terrible photo - Let's start this piss trash dumpster fire.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 15:29

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

# ? Sep 27, 2016 15:34

feigning interest: Jun 22, 2007; I just hate seeing anything go to waste.

So we had to get very, very tough on cyber and cyber punk. It is a huge problem. I have a son�he�s 10 years old. He has computers. He is so good with these computers. It�s unbelievable. The aesthetic aspect of cyber is very, very cool. And maybe, it's hardly doable. But I will say, we are not doing the job we should be doing. But that�s true throughout our whole internet forum. We have so many things that we have to do better, OP. And certainly cyber is one of them.

# ? Sep 30, 2016 19:07

Soopafly: Mar 27, 2009; I have a peanut allergy.

Gonna leave this open for a couple days in the hopes that some more submissions come in.

# ? Oct 1, 2016 22:50

big scary monsters: Sep 2, 2011; -~Ｓｋｕｌｌｗａｖｅ~-

Ok here's this then.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 01:13

Helen Highwater: Feb 19, 2014; And furthermore; Grimey Drawer

Art installation.

IMG_2837.jpg by Iain Compton, on Flickr

# ? Oct 2, 2016 16:45

BetterLekNextTime: Jul 22, 2008; It's all a matter of perspective...; Grimey Drawer

Lady in Red-8264 on Flickr

# ? Oct 3, 2016 03:27

tau: Mar 20, 2003; Sigillum Universitatis Kansiensis

Untitled by Ryan Sees What, on Flickr

# ? Oct 4, 2016 02:34

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 08:16

Soopafly: Mar 27, 2009; I have a peanut allergy.

Time to vote!

Soopafly posted:

Karl Barks posted:

feigning interest posted:

big scary monsters posted:

Helen Highwater posted:

IMG_2837.jpg by Iain Compton, on Flickr

BetterLekNextTime posted:

Lady in Red-8264 on Flickr

tau posted:

Untitled by Ryan Sees What, on Flickr

joat mon posted:

# ? Oct 4, 2016 15:07

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

joat mon

# ? Oct 4, 2016 15:13

Helen Highwater: Feb 19, 2014; And furthermore; Grimey Drawer

joat mon

# ? Oct 4, 2016 15:45

bobmarleysghost: Mar 7, 2006

soop fly

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:47

Choicecut: Apr 24, 2002; "I don't want to sound gay or anything, but I'd really like to have sex with you tonight.
I like postcards too."

--Choicecut, TYOOL 2016

soop

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:55

BetterLekNextTime: Jul 22, 2008; It's all a matter of perspective...; Grimey Drawer

Joat mon

# ? Oct 4, 2016 18:06

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

(Soopafly)

# ? Oct 4, 2016 20:48

big scary monsters: Sep 2, 2011; -~Ｓｋｕｌｌｗａｖｅ~-

tau

# ? Oct 4, 2016 21:09

feigning interest: Jun 22, 2007; I just hate seeing anything go to waste.

soupy fly

# ? Oct 5, 2016 00:10

tau: Mar 20, 2003; Sigillum Universitatis Kansiensis

soop da woop

# ? Oct 5, 2016 00:49

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

soop

# ? Oct 5, 2016 02:55

Lily Catts: Oct 17, 2012; Show me the way to you
(Heavy Metal)

BetterLekNextTime

# ? Oct 5, 2016 03:17

HookShot: Dec 26, 2005

joat mon

# ? Oct 5, 2016 04:02

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# ? May 2, 2024 20:11

Soopafly: Mar 27, 2009; I have a peanut allergy.

quote:

joat mon - 4
soopafly - 6
tau - 1
betterleknexttime - 1

It looks like I win! Don't count the votes. I did it right. I promise.

New theme is unorthodox. And new burden of the winner is to make the next month's thread.

# ? Oct 6, 2016 02:28

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