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meat cooking simulator choose your cut your thickness the kind of pan or hot plate the temperature flip as often or as little as necessary then cut open your meat. analyse which parts are cooked to perfection, and get judged on how poorly you did DLC options sausages a wok comedy thermodynamics
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not responsible for illness from eating raw or undercooked meat
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Sep 29, 2016 05:33
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a lot of you mother fuckers have known me for a long time// i think it's fair to say this is the only good idea i've ever had
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Sep 29, 2016 05:34
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visit auckland, op
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Sep 29, 2016 05:34
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what is the game called op
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Sep 29, 2016 05:36
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you know how you see a simple idea and think "gently caress i could have thought of that" this is that happening right now
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Sep 29, 2016 05:36
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more dlc ideas: nuclear cooker challenge pack can you cook your steak in this nuclear reactor without charring your meat or dying of radiation sickness? test your cooking skills in this ultimate dlc!
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Sep 29, 2016 05:36
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George posted:what is the game called op in the same vein as other simulation games i suspect "meat cooking simulator 2016" would be apt
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Sep 29, 2016 05:37
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raw dog
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Sep 29, 2016 05:38
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this game will teach people why cooking a nice steak at the perfect temperature for the perfect length of time is the. substandard cooking technique leads to subpar steak enjoyment
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Sep 29, 2016 05:39
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other name ideas: hot pork porkin' it mmm it's pork time medium rare stick a fork in me sizzler tasteless so tender the juice runs down my jowls bbq time, baby
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Sep 29, 2016 05:41
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actually this is a copy of my good game idea which is BLACKSMITH SIMULATOR and its basically the same thing with steel instead of meat
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Sep 29, 2016 05:42
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Roosevelt posted:raw dog hmm we will need rest subjects to create accurate cooking shaders for different animals future additional will allow multiple meat layers, for cooking bacon wrapped chicken for example
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Sep 29, 2016 05:45
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maxe posted:actually this is a copy of my good game idea which is BLACKSMITH SIMULATOR and its basically the same thing with steel instead of meat http://rodtronics.tumblr.com/post/114391135263 and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMBjgRYb4qE mate a while ago I wanted to simulate some basic radiation ideas so in that vid I made a simualtor where every cycle each block loses energy to another block (tried to make it basic but simple radiation physics accurate) and they glow according to a blackbody thing but I made a RGB radiation channel for shits and giggles. mate I am proud of this because I am an idiot but how do you make this into a game
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Sep 29, 2016 05:50
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so what is the gameplay here. you light a cg grill, toss on a flap of computer meat, crack a beer in real time, then wait for it to burn, just like a normal cookout, but without the payoff?
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Roosevelt posted:so what is the gameplay here. you light a cg grill, toss on a flap of computer meat, crack a beer in real time, then wait for it to burn, just like a normal cookout, but without the payoff? 
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Sep 29, 2016 05:52
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call it meatmaster 2k16, mate
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Sep 29, 2016 05:53
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we make it skill based and not dialled in numbers as such and you can record your perfect cooks and compare them the world around
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Suspicious posted:call it meatmaster 2k16, mate 
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Sep 29, 2016 05:53
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sold.
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Sep 29, 2016 05:53
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echinopsis posted:how do you make this into a game thats the rub, friend
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echinopsis posted:we make it skill based and not dialled in numbers as such and you can record your perfect cooks and compare them the world around daily, weekly and monthly competitions and new pans etc each month. december is ribbed cast iron janurary is aluminium pan.. not even no stick... gently caress that is going to be a challenge for all but the sickest of meat cooks
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Sep 29, 2016 05:55
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Roosevelt posted:so what is the gameplay here. you light a cg grill, toss on a flap of computer meat, crack a beer in real time, then wait for it to burn, just like a normal cookout, but without the payoff? gamechanger; you do it in VR
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Sep 29, 2016 05:56
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on the non-stick levels, are you allowed power ups like butter and oil? or is that paid dlc
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Feature Request Title: Backseat Grillmaster Severity-01 Priority-01 Description: The game needs an unseen NPC that give unsolicited advice on how to cook the meat. If the meat is cooked just right, the NPC will suggest how it could be better. (e.g. forgot to rotate 90 degrees half-way thru each side for optimum sear marks.) If the meat is poorly cooked, the NPC will make one of several types of comment: a. sucking air between teeth b. a chuckle c. open derisive comment (i.e. "welp, that must be your steak.")
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Sep 29, 2016 06:00
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Alzabo posted:Feature Request i feel like, instead of a NPC doing this, that would be a great reward for the winner of a PvP grill match to have free reign to do this to the loser constantly over the course of the next round
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Sep 29, 2016 06:06
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Meat Fighter 2 Turbo
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Sep 29, 2016 06:09
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gas grill dlc charcoal grill dlc open campfire dlc 18th century dutch oven dlc the monetization options write themselves
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Sep 29, 2016 06:15
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echinopsis posted:meat cooking simulator
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Sep 29, 2016 06:17
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Roosevelt posted:i feel like, instead of a NPC doing this, that would be a great reward for the winner of a PvP grill match to have free reign to do this to the loser constantly over the course of the next round PvP is cool but there should be a sandbox mode where you can just chill, cook a fine cut of meat and shoot the poo poo with some pals. choice to automatically or manually controlling eating (moving your jaw to chew food, arm / hand / knife + fork coordination etc)
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Sep 29, 2016 06:39
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OldAlias posted:. . .choice to automatically or manually controlling eating (moving your jaw to chew food, arm / hand / knife + fork coordination etc) like qwop but for. . .
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Sep 29, 2016 06:46
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holy poo poo
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Sep 29, 2016 09:02
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what about sourcing your own meat? you know? raising and rearing animals for human consumption. should add that to the simulated video game.
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Sep 29, 2016 10:40
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BANME.sh posted:dutch oven
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Sep 29, 2016 10:41
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This game idea sounds like a recipe for success.
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Sep 29, 2016 16:39
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how am i the first person to post "ill make the wiki" what the gently caress
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Sep 29, 2016 17:47
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I'll make the pastrami.
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expansion pack: rise of the vegetarians
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Sep 29, 2016 17:55
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cooking mama already exists, op
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sounds great! i'll start the wiki!
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