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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

I've been down this rabbit hole and I know where it leads. Jim Johnston did not compose "Eighties," that was The Killing Joke.

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Jerusalem posted:

Is this company seriously still twitching? It's NEVER gonna die, is it?

TNA are the zombies from return of the living dead

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

TNA are the zombies from return of the living dead

Send more money marks om nom nom!

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



Halloween Jack posted:

I've been down this rabbit hole and I know where it leads. Jim Johnston did not compose "Eighties," that was The Killing Joke.

actually they stole the main riff from the damned

Jeep
Feb 20, 2013

Please don't think that these posts have gone unappreciated.

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things

The ending to Freddy v. Jason but Jason is holding Billy Corgan's head.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Corgan's head doesn't wink at the last second, you just get a close up of his decapitated head as victorious music plays

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/MariaLKanellis/status/793242751961862145

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


dang

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Maria dealt with the WWE politics, and incidentally Donald Trump, kept positive about wrestling afterwards to have a really fun run in ROH then New Japan.
And TNA broke her!

Burt Buckle
Sep 1, 2011

TNA is the John Cena of professional wrestling. They never give up and they never stay down for the count.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


TNA's own wrestlers actively making GBS threads on them is the most amazing thing :munch:

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Electric Lady posted:

The ending to Freddy v. Jason but Jason is holding Billy Corgan's head.

So the Friday the 13th 2009 reboot poster's going to coincide with news of TNA's inevitable Aroluxe reboot, right?

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

DJExile posted:

TNA's own wrestlers actively making GBS threads on them is the most amazing thing :munch:

Dave Meltzer has said that some of the talent was firmly behind Billy Corgan taking over the company.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Halloween Jack posted:

Trent Reznor isn't a wrestler.

Dixie can't bite the hand that feeds

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

exploding mummy posted:

Dixie can't bite the hand that feeds

She does have a head like a hole.

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
I'd rather die than get control of tna

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
If Maria's retiring then that's pretty much it for Bennett's career, right? She was like the only reason he kept getting bookings.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

exploding mummy posted:

Dixie can't bite the hand that feeds

Something I Can Never Have: TNA death.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


how is mecca taking all this? I have to imagine they see it as a victory

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Writer Cath posted:

She does have a head like a hole.

"Got money? I'll do anything for you." --Dixie Carter

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



flashy_mcflash posted:

Please vote for Dixie in this important poll (PWInsider popup warning)

http://www.pwinsider.com/polls.php

Lol, she's 4 votes behind Undertaker at number two.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Ok, TNA isn't funny anymore.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

How hard is Mike Bennett blowing up Matt Taven's phone right now?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DJExile posted:

TNA's own wrestlers actively making GBS threads on them is the most amazing thing :munch:

Imagine if Twitter had been around during the last year or so of WCW. :allears:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

whiteyfats posted:

Imagine if Twitter had been around during the last year or so of WCW. :allears:

It'd be radio silence because everyone was too afraid to lose what little booking protection they had.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Halloween Jack posted:

I've been down this rabbit hole and I know where it leads. Jim Johnston did not compose "Eighties," that was The Killing Joke.

Killing Joke owns really loving hard.

Just wanted to put that out there.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


Fun Shoe

Regrettable posted:

Lol, she's 4 votes behind Undertaker at number two.

Now1 vote from tying Taker. WE CAN DO IT!

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/ChallengeTV/status/793392257852465152

Was a gift of a TV partner.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
The spin:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
They literally got future endeavor'd by their television company and they're trying to make it look like it was their choice. This loving company.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

flashy_mcflash posted:

How hard is Mike Bennett blowing up Matt Taven's phone right now?

please retire the Kingdom from wrestling forever

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Challenge is picking up ICW, right?

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Venomous posted:

Challenge is picking up ICW, right?

Doubtful https://twitter.com/garrettkidney/status/793430457144774656

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Benne posted:

If Maria's retiring then that's pretty much it for Bennett's career, right? She was like the only reason he kept getting bookings.

Bennett is synonymous with TNA as a lame thing that too many people are focused on investing in. Just replace "because worthwhile TV contracts" with "because Maria."

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007
Very misleading stop spreading fud. This chart doesn't include the more coveted +3s and +7s

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
If you want to know what TNA communication is like. Apparently nobody made creative aware of the declining UK ratings.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

so what kind of bullshit did Dixie do to Challenge's management?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

coconono posted:

so what kind of bullshit did Dixie do to Challenge's management?

Accidentally cc'd them on a message stating they were 'right pikey old blokes, innit?'

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rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/garrettkidney/status/793448709740716033

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