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doctor 7 posted:I stopped taking my glove off in the hand shake line. My job has my hands in the water for 3-4 hours a day 5 days a week. My hands are always super dry and currently have 5 cracks between them. All of them are on the creases and they split open and bleed with use (especially in sweaty hockey gloves). have you ever tried "o'keeffe's working hands" cream?
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Hockles posted:Or their dad runs the league and is the goalie. I hear that. Also none of the refs call icing. Vargatron posted:Catcher comes off and mask goes up during the handshake line. There's only on goalie in our division that shakes hands. The rest, we just fist bump their blocker.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 05:06 |
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Development posted:have you ever tried "o'keeffe's working hands" cream? Yeah I need to get that stuff but can't find it anywhere
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 06:15 |
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doctor 7 posted:Yeah I need to get that stuff but can't find it anywhere If only there were some sort of online store that sells and ships these sorts of things
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 06:44 |
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On the upside, I'm getting a lot of practice.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 14:40 |
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Bootcha posted:On the upside, I'm getting a lot of practice. I feel you on that one, buddy
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 14:44 |
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My official team number is 69. This makes me happier than it should.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 17:33 |
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Doctor Butts posted:I hear that. We've got one who is constantly baked, and he gives out hugs to everyone. He owns.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 18:04 |
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We do too, everyone calls him hippy jim. Wears a tie-dye jersey, has headphones in his helmet so he's rocking out the entire game, looks like willie nelson. Is hilarious to hang out with. He's also a blackhawks season ticket holder, he shows up all the time in the intermission reports because they have the table set up in one of the halls at the UC. Next day everyone is all "hey I saw hippy jim on TV last night!"
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 18:24 |
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That guys cool but he made a bs save with his blocker on me last game while he was screened. The puck was probably going like 10 mph tho
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 20:49 |
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Bootcha posted:On the upside, I'm getting a lot of practice. 34 shots a game seems normal to me, though. What's up with no GAA?
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 21:12 |
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We played a late game last night and actually dominated which was very odd. We ended up winning 7-1 and had 46 shots vs their 24. I played like poo poo, felt tired and all that. Doesn't help that it was 1030 and I've been running on little sleep the last few days.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 21:19 |
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drizzle posted:That guys cool but he made a bs save with his blocker on me last game while he was screened. The puck was probably going like 10 mph tho That's the power of weed right there.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 21:20 |
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A Thing happened tonight. Broke a 23 game losing streak. Excuse my handwriting, I was half occupied with popping bottles in the locker room. Edit: This also apparently enabled time travel since I hosed the date up so bad. It's November... Vargatron fucked around with this message at 07:04 on Nov 11, 2016 |
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Bradf0rd posted:34 shots a game seems normal to me, though. What's up with no GAA? Eh, their stat website isn't up to speed. It's a recursive 4.44r for me. Let's put it this way, the only team with consistently 30+ shots against is my team. Then it's 26. Then 23. Then 22. I am getting practice.
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# ? Nov 11, 2016 09:30 |
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I've never actually played a game at rec league properly before, so I didn't know any of the traditions. Guess who made a tit of himself when he was announced man of the match?
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 03:03 |
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None of the places I've skated at do anything like that, sounds like you have a dumb rink.
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 03:47 |
We have a WWF belt we hand out to team MVP. Holy crap, the league I'm in is such horseshit. We just played a game with a guy who played in the junior Flyers. And here he was skating circles around everyone. At least I had a slapper that made a beautiful tinging sound as it went in.
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 05:40 |
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xzzy posted:None of the places I've skated at do anything like that, sounds like you have a dumb rink. Nah, I was apparently meant to go get a crate of beer and distribute it among the players. Beer is never dumb! I skated to the wrong side of the rink, had the beer slid over to me, then failed to take my gloves off to pick it up, almost falling over in the process. Was pretty funny to be honest.
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 13:59 |
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Got a gwg in ot last night week a second left on the clock, pretty cool. First time I got a goal in consecutive games too. Sounds like I'm almost ready to be a contributor to the worst team in the worst division in the league.
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 14:16 |
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I think you need to go check the league stats if you think your team is the worst.
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 14:35 |
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For all the poo poo people talk about John Scott, the team we played two nights ago had a former ECHL player
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 16:03 |
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Anyone who talks poo poo about a player that even sniffed a pro league compared to themselves is an idiot.
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 16:41 |
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people in general do not understand just how mind bendingly good top level professional athletes are at their chosen vocations; SAS NHL is worse than most
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 16:53 |
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Excuse me but Hal Gill was often described as a pylon. I am mostly a pylon. Ergo, I am as good as an NHL defenseman.
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 16:58 |
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Everyone who watches hockey should play a few games themselves before ragging on professional athletes. If one were to dig up all my N/V thread posts over the years there should be a pretty sharp decline in me making GBS threads on NHLers for loving up after I started playing the game. Now I watch the games and am either jealous or in awe of the things they do. (then try some of it in my next game and look like a clown)
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 17:09 |
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Got the game tying goal and game winning goal last night, but the score ended up like 6-1. First goal I tripped over our own blue line, slid past the center line, got back up and skated hard to be there just in time to bury a one-timer. Almost had a hat trick but their D had the presence of mind to stick check me at the last second and I wasn't bearing any weight down on my stick.
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 17:19 |
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xzzy posted:I think you need to go check the league stats if you think your team is the worst. Sometimes we just get lucky with some people not showing up. I think if we were playing with our full roster and equal ice time for everyone we'd be the worst.
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 18:59 |
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Top Hats Monthly posted:For all the poo poo people talk about John Scott, the team we played two nights ago had a former ECHL player There are thousands of ECHL or probably below that are more skilled then John Scott. Being massive and punching people goes a long way in lieu of skill.
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 23:23 |
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This guy dropped in on a pick-up game I was playing once, and just completely dominated everybody, including a couple of college players that were there. http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=76422 There is nobody in this thread who is anywhere near the skill level of any ECHLer.
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 23:47 |
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I've skated against a few AAA washouts and am pretty sure I never want to share ice with an ECHL or better player. They're even less fun to have on your team because you might as well not show up for all the impact you have on the game. Though I suppose a proper NHLer would be fun because it would probably be a pretty low key skate and it hanging out with them in sandbag mode would be worth the stories.
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 23:51 |
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The top 5 or so best players in our league are all guys that tried to "make it" skating minor league hockey from ages 21 to 25 but never even sniffed something like the ECHL and they are head and shoulders above most of the guys in our league. It all basically comes down to, are you skilled? Yes. Are you over 6' tall and 220lbs? No? OK, are you really, really, really skilled? No. Ok have fun in beer league bro. It's gotta be frustrating to be that much better than all the guys you grew up with but are too small/not quite that good to make it on any kind of radar for a legit minor league.
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 23:54 |
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xzzy posted:I've skated against a few AAA washouts and am pretty sure I never want to share ice with an ECHL or better player. Huh? Good players who are good people are fun to play with. Bad players who are bad people aren't fun to play with.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 00:00 |
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That's my point. All the high skill players I've played with/against have been puck hogging shitlords showing off for the scouts living in their head.
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mr. unhsib posted:This guy dropped in on a pick-up game I was playing once, and just completely dominated everybody, including a couple of college players that were there. I love that he has 60 minutes in 10 games already.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 00:55 |
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mr. unhsib posted:There is nobody in this thread who is anywhere near the skill level of any ECHLer. I played 3 games Junior B. Google me bro. Henrik Zetterberg fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Nov 15, 2016 |
# ? Nov 15, 2016 01:01 |
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One of you excel nerds should plot out his projected +/- for this season because by eyeballing it that poo poo is headed for orbit.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 01:03 |
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xzzy posted:That's my point. All the high skill players I've played with/against have been puck hogging shitlords showing off for the scouts living in their head. It sucks to play with guys that think they know how good they are and it is usually cool to play with guys that know how good they are. We've had a few guys on our league team, that we ask to play with us if we are desperate for people, that think they are getting the call up every time they play and that just sucks. We have also had the opportunity to play with guys who have actually gotten the call up (to some degree) and will actually play to the skill level of our league and that is really awesome.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 03:16 |
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I attended a goaltending camp that featured AAA Junior and ECHL shooters. Those guys were so obviously shooting easy for us and could thread the needle at will if you left any gaps open.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 03:34 |
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Doctor Butts posted:Got the game tying goal and game winning goal last night, but the score ended up like 6-1. First goal I tripped over our own blue line, slid past the center line, got back up and skated hard to be there just in time to bury a one-timer. Awesome. I must have misread the scoreboard. I thought you guys were losing. You've matched your career high in points after just 4 games! In other news, I'm leading my division in points. Look at us doing good things.
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