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GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Baron Dax

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I hope Maria goes to NXT.

Goddamn. Brandi is so bad. She's worse than Eva Marie. No wonder WWE wouldn't let her wrestle.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


They wouldn't let her wrestle without training but she didn't want to train

In TNA that was not a problem

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Codependent Poster posted:

I hope Maria goes to NXT.

Goddamn. Brandi is so bad. She's worse than Eva Marie. No wonder WWE wouldn't let her wrestle.

But EVa Merie is good?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

i fixed it

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

oatgan posted:

i fixed it

We have the best mods, dont we folks?

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

oatgan posted:

i fixed it

thanks oatgan

yo are mahabali shera and that melendez dude with one leg still around? Last time I heard about Melendez Eric Young beat him up with his own fake leg

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

A-A-Ron Rex

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

A. Ron Rex

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
personally I prefer Ezri Dax over Jadzia or Aron Dax

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Brock Lesnar posted:

personally I prefer Ezri Dax over Jadzia or Aron Dax

Possibly the only thing I didn't end up loving hating about DS9

Well, her and



ok fine Quark was cool too

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
B.Ron Dax

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent
Indominus Rex

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I went to an Indian restaurant and asked the server to do the Shera Shuffle and he politely told me to go gently caress myself.

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

Please tell me that's Michael Ironside.

Dilbert Fanclub President
Oct 21, 2015

by Reene

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Possibly the only thing I didn't end up loving hating about DS9

Well, her and



ok fine Quark was cool too

Ok now we're fighting.

Ds9 Best Trek and it's not even close.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


HOTLANTA MAN posted:

thanks oatgan

yo are mahabali shera and that melendez dude with one leg still around? Last time I heard about Melendez Eric Young beat him up with his own fake leg

To the best of my knowledge they are. Shera's there I think exclusively for that Indian TV deal and Melendez seemed to pop up every once in a while when they did their sad rear end equivalent of the Royal Rumble.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

DJExile posted:

To the best of my knowledge they are. Shera's there I think exclusively for that Indian TV deal and Melendez seemed to pop up every once in a while when they did their sad rear end equivalent of the Royal Rumble.

Melendez left the company back in June

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

I was gonna make this joke. :(

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

C. Ron Flex

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

"to my former employers.....don't worry.....this is NOT about YOU"

---Aron Rex, 2016

SevenStringGuru
Jun 6, 2003

Bob Loblaw Law covers all injuries, including those sustained while trying to 4x4 a segway.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I was gonna make this joke. :(

You done messed up A-A RON

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

when this man's name appeared on the list it seemed like a typo....A MISTAKE

(looks at roster list)

"A.A. RON RECKS"

(looks closer)

"Baron Dacks"

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


This thread desperately needs some new TNA news. gently caress Fight Network.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

There really is nothing, anywhere. The promotion just doesn't exist between tapings unless they're in a lawsuit or something.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

HulkaMatt posted:

TNA needs to die. gently caress Fight Network.

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat


*struggles to read card* I. Ron Butterfly

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/MLW/status/801791850227105792

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Happy Thanksgiving RR Crew :aronrex:

Uncle Kitchener
Nov 18, 2009

BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS

rare Magic card l00k posted:

Hey now, TNA put over Sting (and Styles harder than they ever did when he actually worked for them) over Magnus on the way out.

Coincidentally, the person who Sting actually put over on his way out was... current WWE talent Bobby Roode! :v:

Too bad he's not anywhere close to the level Roode and Sting are now. Magnus was my boy until TNA managed to even make that feel forced.

This promotion manages to gently caress everything up at the end.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

A Hardy Thing

https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/801858845865811968

CVagts
Oct 19, 2009

Didn't this already come out? Or is there a part 2?

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

CVagts posted:

Didn't this already come out? Or is there a part 2?

It says Chapter 2 on it.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I don't get the Aron Rex stuff.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Gonzo McFee posted:

I don't get the Aron Rex stuff.

From what I gather and anyone can correct me is that Sandow lost all the goodwill he somehow had after leaving the WWE and got bloated and did some bad matches in the indies shortly before landing in TNA with a stupid name, Up North promo #8932 and dumb hand to face gesture.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

RacistGuidingLight posted:

From what I gather and anyone can correct me is that Sandow lost all the goodwill he somehow had after leaving the WWE and got bloated and did some bad matches in the indies shortly before landing in TNA with a stupid name, Up North promo #8932 and dumb hand to face gesture.

Nope, this is completely spot-on.

It also exposed the fact that there isn't, and has never been, a market for "Damien Sandow being himself". Go out there and wear a funny costume or a bathrobe or GTFO.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


My favorite part was him saying in his intro promo that he wasn't as smart as his Sandow character

which, no poo poo, you're in TNA

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

flashy_mcflash posted:

It also exposed the fact that there isn't, and has never been, a market for "Damien Sandow being himself". Go out there and wear a funny costume or a bathrobe or GTFO.

In wrestling you're supposed to base your character on yourself turned up to 11. Aron Rex is Aron Stevens turned down to a 2, and instead of that being a base to build something on, there's just nothing else.

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

El Generico posted:

In wrestling you're supposed to base your character on yourself turned up to 11. Aron Rex is Aron Stevens turned down to a 2, and instead of that being a base to build something on, there's just nothing else.

Didn't he have like 900 gimmicks in FCW before being called up as Sandow? That should be a clue right there to just let him stick the gently caress to what he was doing that finally got over. Even in WWE, as soon as he did that "I'm not Mizdow anymore" promo he plummeted to the bottom.

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