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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
why is otunga so bad

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


RacistGuidingLight posted:

Wanna answer, nilbop. Post your doll.

Stop hassling the guy about his weird doll

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
dolph why do your tights have the american flag on them, you're going for the IC belt.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

check this out; i am attracted to almost every wwe diva, but this has little bearing on how much i like them

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I like when JBL no sells Otungas stupid opinions.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Ostentatious posted:

Fire Dolph Ziggler

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I'm mostly concerned about your erotic doll. Post the doll.

You don't need to see my super-hot secret kissin' doll when Nikki Bella is on screen looking like someone begrudgingly going to her boyfriend's screening of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
It seems really obvious, but hey Otunga don't bury dudes athleticism, make all the dudes seem like amazing athletes please

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


Dueling chants for these two? Goddamn.

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

Soothing Vapors posted:

why did Ziggler need that specific ladder and not any of the other freely available ladders

Because he needed to foreshadow his inevitable failure to get the title by failing to get the ladder out

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

dromal phrenia posted:

check this out; i am attracted to almost every wwe diva, but this has little bearing on how much i like them

otoh i miss layla

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

GenericMartini posted:

dolph why do your tights have the american flag on them, you're going for the IC belt.

It's his tribute to Trump.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
Miz and Jericho should team up and take on New day. They would win with their duel sparkly crotch attacks.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Naomi is the hottest wrestler

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
is short hair prewwe becky lynch a spreadsheet option

bartok
May 10, 2006



projecthalaxy posted:

Stop hassling the guy about his weird doll

Nilbop and the Real Girl

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



dog fact: there have been 3 intercontinental champions who are dogs

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

wait why isn't maryse constantly spraying dolph in the face during this match

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

projecthalaxy posted:

Stop hassling the guy about his weird doll

I wanna see a picture of the erotic doll he fucks and talks to.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

triplexpac posted:

It seems really obvious, but hey Otunga don't bury dudes athleticism, make all the dudes seem like amazing athletes please

Even Great Khali?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Nilbop posted:

I think you're way too into me insulting Nikki Bella and it's weird.

Allow me to answer you and settle this: no I do not find Nikki Bella attractive. She is plastic trashy awfulness and looks like the protagonist from an alternate-universe version of the movie Mannequin.

The protagonist of Mannequin isn't the Mannequin, stupid.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

VJeff posted:

Wooooo gotta get them chinabux!

:lol: Why wouldn't you?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

dromal phrenia posted:

wait why isn't maryse constantly spraying dolph in the face during this match

lewd

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
hurt him more miz

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Dias posted:

why is otunga so bad

Gaw Lee

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Dias posted:

otoh i miss layla

Truth

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

bartok posted:

I don't get you guys making GBS threads on this feud. The matches have all been good and Miz destroying Ziggler in promos is never not funny.

i'm just super tired of maryse cheating finishes. it'll happen again tonight, guaranteed.

i get it, it's heeling, but god drat every single time it's the same thing. makes him look terrible.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Put me down for Lana. As I am the only poster that can have her.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Nilbop posted:

You don't need to see my super-hot secret kissin' doll when Nikki Bella is on screen looking like someone begrudgingly going to her boyfriend's screening of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Oddly specific.

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013
I miss Ziggler's pants with "no-one rides for free" written on the rear end

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Aphrodite posted:

The protagonist of Mannequin isn't the Mannequin, stupid.

If the protagonist of Mannequin isn't the Mannequin then who is huh?!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Spiffster posted:

Miz and Jericho should team up and take on New day. They would win with their duel sparkly crotch attacks.

Kevin Owens and Big Show should have a feud over whether JeriKO or JeriShow were a better team/bro-mance.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



i'm that guy in the crowd laughing a lot at ziggler getting hit in the face

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
look at Dolph's pony tail thing

just look at it

it's like dual braided dreadlocks or something

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
liking wrestlers for their looks is weird, especially the women.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Nilbop posted:

What're you the Mannequin police

why are you asking about the police do you have something to hide about your doll

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
if someone likeable, like sami zayn or something, was getting wrecked constantly by cheat finishes i swear most people would hate this feud even more.

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy
This is rather good, very grounded and tactical for a ladder match

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Nilbop posted:

What're you the Mannequin police

With all these mannequin challenges going around someone has to uphold the law.

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