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yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Kale posted:

Well there's not much a Punchman can do about them just skating into some other guys leg while neither are really looking where they're going :smith:

If there's enough grit and truculence present on the ice the other team will surely keep their heads up and watch where they're going!

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LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

DJExile posted:

Erik Johnson broke his leg Saturday and is done for like 2 months. Toots is day to day and I think Landeskog is still out. Their offense is awful right now.

I went to the game on Saturday where we were shut out by Kari friggin Lehtonen. The game I went to before was us getting shut out by Boston. poo poo hurts...




DOOMocrat posted:

Toxicology came back on Svatos: OD'd on opiates. :(

Dammit.

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
https://twitter.com/NHLFlyers/status/805903168806731776

https://twitter.com/Michael_Levin/status/669963245537509376

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



you can't make me






:smith:

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





lets go the Owls, bitch

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010


Sung to the tune of Imagine.

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

https://youtu.be/xdVn42-vOt8

Dunno, doesn't seem that hard!

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


i am the bird posted:

https://youtu.be/xdVn42-vOt8

Dunno, doesn't seem that hard!

rude :mad:

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

my joke backfired because I am also sad now

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

i am the bird posted:

https://youtu.be/xdVn42-vOt8

Dunno, doesn't seem that hard!

i had a good sardonic chuckle at this

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

We'll stop teasing Flyers about that goal when Pronger gives us the puck.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTTqQ1jxp7E

i dunno, phillys alright with me

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Leier up, Laughton down

also I knew what that youtube was gonna be before I clicked it

I haven't had a lotta time to watch some Flyers Hockey due to various poo poo going on

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET

xzzy posted:

We'll stop teasing Flyers about that goal when Pronger gives us the puck.

Pronger's brain is so hosed up he probably doesn't even know where it is.

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ :allears:

i am the bird posted:

https://youtu.be/xdVn42-vOt8

Dunno, doesn't seem that hard!

Doesn't look like anything to me.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Apparently Connor McDavid is bitching about the concussion spotter having him pulled from the game last night after he hit his head on the ice. Hockey players really are too stupid to take care of themselves at times.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

grack posted:

Apparently Connor McDavid is bitching about the concussion spotter having him pulled from the game last night after he hit his head on the ice. Hockey players really are too stupid to take care of themselves at times.

Maybe he should phone Sid up and ask him how it felt to miss a poo poo ton of games because they didn't shut him down after the winter classic

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Ginette Reno posted:

Maybe he should phone Sid up and ask him how it felt to miss a poo poo ton of games because they didn't shut him down after the winter classic

why do that when he can just lean over on the bench and ask lucic who thinks it's just for league liability

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


DOOMocrat posted:

Toxicology came back on Svatos: OD'd on opiates. :(

An important distinction: it was multiple drug toxicity. He might have taken a "safe" (habituated, at least) amount of an opiate but because of the benzos the interaction killed him.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

grack posted:

Apparently Connor McDavid is bitching about the concussion spotter having him pulled from the game last night after he hit his head on the ice. Hockey players really are too stupid to take care of themselves at times.

Hopefully he gets told it's for his own good and not acquiesced to because he's a young superstar

but it's the NHL so we know how that'll play out

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Vicas posted:

Hopefully he gets told it's for his own good and not acquiesced to because he's a young superstar

but it's the NHL so we know how that'll play out

“This is a man’s game,” Maroon said. “People are going to get hit, get high-sticked. They’re going to go through the middle and get hit. That’s part of hockey, and that’s why we have all this gear that protects us.”

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


hifi posted:

why do that when he can just lean over on the bench and ask lucic who thinks it's just for league liability

Lucic isn't wrong, let's be honest here.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

DJExile posted:

Lucic isn't wrong, let's be honest here.

Perhaps, but it needs to be done regardless and the NHLPA doesn't seem to give two shits about it.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

grack posted:

Apparently Connor McDavid is bitching about the concussion spotter having him pulled from the game last night after he hit his head on the ice. Hockey players really are too stupid to take care of themselves at times.

but he missed a partial 5 on 3 power play!!

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

grack posted:

Apparently Connor McDavid is bitching about the concussion spotter having him pulled from the game last night after he hit his head on the ice. Hockey players really are too stupid to take care of themselves at times.

Connor McDavid seems really stupid and shortsighted. The perfect Oiler in a way.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

hifi posted:

“This is a man’s game,” Maroon said. “People are going to get hit, get high-sticked. They’re going to go through the middle and get hit. That’s part of hockey, and that’s why we have all this gear that protects us.”

i dont think any commentary could make this funnier so here

https://twitter.com/patmaroon/status/805949918309453824

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
I just want to say for like the billionth time that I was really mad when the Bruins took Pastrnak instead of Josh Ho-Sang, but holy poo poo was I wrong about that. He's at 14 goals already and he's playing incredibly well, although I'm sure being with Bergeron and Marchand helps.

Jamwad Hilder fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Dec 6, 2016

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

Jamwad Hilder posted:

I just want to say for like the billionth time that I was really mad when the Bruins took Pastrnak instead of Josh Ho-Sang, but holy poo poo was I wrong about that. He's at 14 goals already and he's playing incredibly well, although I'm sure being with Bergeron and Marchand helps.

Ho-Sang sucks Pasta owns.

Though to be fair at some point you have to question whether the players are bad or the Islanders are somehow ruining them (not enough chances, too many chances... I don't even know).

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Pasta just made Matheson and Luongo his property.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Pornographic Memory posted:

i dont think any commentary could make this funnier so here

https://twitter.com/patmaroon/status/805949918309453824

it got deleted, what did it say

edit:

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
Also now Pasta has 15 goals

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
Red Wings traded down and took whatever a Dennis Cholowski is instead of Chychrun and I had an excellent meltdown in the draft GDT and I know after just 1/4 of a season that I'm going to be totally right and justified

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

connor mcdavid would actually have a concussion if he was playing ladies hockey because he would be wearing a cage

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom
wrong place.

Gunjin fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Dec 6, 2016

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

hifi posted:

connor mcdavid would actually have a concussion if he was playing ladies hockey because he would be wearing a cage

No his breasts would cushion his fall. Duh.

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom
Ok, no maybe, Caps win. Still look not great, but it's a step in the right direction.

Well poo poo, this wasn't the gdt at all.

Gunjin fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Dec 6, 2016

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
When will the NHL do something to increase scoring

Score of the Sens/Pens game should have been 16-12 if not for this ridiculous goalie equipment

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

N: Sam Gagner- 1 year/$650,000

V: 23GP 10-7-17 +8

Well done, Jarmo.

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

N: https://twitter.com/PensPRLady/status/805968922705035264

V: depth baby, depth!

also fire Fleury into the sun

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yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

hifi posted:

it got deleted, what did it say

edit:

NHL N/V December: Last time I checked I play hockey, not school. No degree needed here you should try it...

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