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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Hey, thanks for that reminder.

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warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
Bill King is finally going to the Hall of Fame.

King was the iconic voice of the Raiders from the 60s-90s and was my introduction to listening to sports on the radio. He also called As games for 25 years and the Warriors. I got to appreciate him as I got older and watched hours and hours of NFL Films programming. He coined the term "Holy Toledo" and is one of only two announcers with both a Super Bowl and World Series ring as a broadcaster.

I got to meet him at the SF Exploratorium in '97 by happenstance, very gracious man and probably the only time in my life I was star struck. He passed in '05.


One of his more famous calls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y1SeAjv5ao

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Bill King: Because sometimes you want to listen to Mission Control call a game.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Kelce and Ware are going to embarrass the Raiders, even more than their fans do

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
If the chiefs win it's going to be because of their defense op, like always.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

Volkerball posted:

If the chiefs win it's going to be because of their defense op, like always.

Which defense? Because one is good and one is horrible

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

warcrimes posted:

Over the last six games, Raiders defense has ranked 10th but BOXSCORES amirite?

26th in DVOA lol

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Gates at Arrowhead opened 40 minutes ago.

That place is going to be loud and boozy as hell tonight.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Which defense? Because one is good and one is horrible

The chiefs defense. The raiders defense is trash but so is the chiefs offense, so it's probably gonna be an ugly grindy game.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

No Butt Stuff posted:

Gates at Arrowhead opened 40 minutes ago.

That place is going to be loud and boozy as hell tonight.

Its going to be tough for the Raiders offense in the 2nd loudest stadium in the NFL

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

No Butt Stuff posted:

Gates at Arrowhead opened 40 minutes ago.

That place is going to be loud and boozy as hell tonight.

I'll be viewing the game while laying on my carpet, smacked as hell, fried chicken bones piled up on my stomach

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
10 piece bucket for $12.99 from Popeyes, with the wing pieces replaced with extra thigh pieces

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Its going to be tough for the Raiders offense in the 2nd loudest stadium in the NFL

Not every quarterback buckles like a belt under pressure. Just little midget ones.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

No Butt Stuff posted:

Gates at Arrowhead opened 40 minutes ago.

That place is going to be loud and boozy as hell tonight.

Crosspostin

kiimo posted:

http://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/the-game-doesnt-start-for-7-hours-and-raiders-and-chiefs-fans-are-alllllll-drunk/


quote:

The Game Doesn’t Start For 7 Hours And Raiders And Chiefs Fans Are Alllllll Drunk

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

my buddy is trying to convince me to go. upperbowl is cheaper than parking right now.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

LA Raiders girls are hot

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Gynecolojustice posted:

I'll be viewing the game while laying on my carpet, smacked as hell, fried chicken bones piled up on my stomach

Now that's paper

LEGO Genetics
Oct 8, 2013

She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs
Khalil Mack will be so deep in Alex Smith tonight y'all will have to slap on a Brazzers logo during broadcast.

Raiders bitch

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

LEGO Genetics posted:

Khalil Mack will be so deep in Alex Smith tonight y'all will have to slap on a Brazzers logo during broadcast.

Raiders bitch

:trumppop:

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I feel like a repeat of his 5 tackles and a sack is likely, also that's fine.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
I was preparing for a loss- 4th game in 17 days, short week road game then this bombshell dropped:

https://twitter.com/sfchronicle/status/807017905749536768

:rip:

e: oh, cool

https://twitter.com/IBKING46/status/807015519463215109

warcrimes fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Dec 9, 2016

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
These uniforms tonight own so goddamn hard

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

warcrimes posted:

I was preparing for a loss- 4th game in 17 days, short week road game then this bombshell dropped:

https://twitter.com/sfchronicle/status/807017905749536768

:rip:

e: oh, cool

https://twitter.com/IBKING46/status/807015519463215109

If we actually win tonight I'm going to be insufferable

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Raiders Bitch

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Raiders bitch

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I hope the teams meet in the playoffs again, maybe even the AFCCG

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Black Sunshine posted:

These uniforms tonight own so goddamn hard

I wish it had been all silver with black numbers instead

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

This thrwad belongs to the chiefs now.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Derek Carr looked terrible out there.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Carr has always had bad games against KC

Going from #1 seed to the #5 seed in one night must suck

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
It's a seed dude lol

10-3 I'm loving ecstatic

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

No Butt Stuff posted:

This thrwad belongs to the chiefs now.

Alex throws a better deep ball than Carr.

With full knowledge that my team's QB is far, far worse, I present to you:

https://twitter.com/ChrisClarkNFL/status/807083034130452481

Coldforge fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Dec 9, 2016

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
https://twitter.com/cauldronicymi/status/807052007739527168

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Blitz7x posted:

It's a seed dude lol

10-3 I'm loving ecstatic

I mean that bye week looks important for that finger at this point. A healthy finger probably wins the game

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Febreeze posted:

I mean that bye week looks important for that finger at this point. A healthy finger probably wins the game

Well while we're wishing i

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Bitch Raiders

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Coldforge posted:

Alex throws a better deep ball than Carr.

With full knowledge that my team's QB is far, far worse, I present to you:

https://twitter.com/ChrisClarkNFL/status/807083034130452481

Yeah, it's almost like he was playing injured.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Raiders? More like Chiefs' Bitch, bitch.

Black Sunshine posted:

These uniforms tonight own so goddamn hard

Looked like you guys were surrendering. :shrug:

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Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I wonder what injury led to the Week 4 26-10 rear end whipping 🤔

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