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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
What ever happened to suit wearing Del Rio

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Intruder posted:

What ever happened to suit wearing Del Rio

he's dressing for the job he has.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
https://twitter.com/terezowens/status/807267006336507904

King is living his best life that's for drat sure

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

i think i see a nipple! :haw:

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

At least Kelce can catch a ball.

17/41 for 117 yards

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

Chromatic posted:

At least Kelce can catch a ball.

17/41 for 117 yards
So this is the new 3-1 Finals "joke"

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Not quite as catchy. Plus you lose the city experiencing both sides of the 3-1 comeback

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Paperback Writer posted:

So this is the new 3-1 Finals "joke"

Nah, if he put up those numbers in the playoffs then probably yeah it becomes the new joke. at least around here.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

i'm glad the raiders lost

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

catchphrasing someone hurts very badly. don't do it unless you are sure

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Cavauro posted:

catchphrasing someone hurts very badly. don't do it unless you are sure

On the other hand, have you considered the fact that the Golden State Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals?

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Intruder posted:

On the other hand, have you considered the fact that the Golden State Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals?

It was a beautiful thing.

gently caress the Warriors, I hope LeBron shits all over them again. I had to work early the next morning or else I would've gone downtown to watch people lose their goddamn minds. Next time, gently caress work, I won't make that mistake again.

Also, Durant and Curry are both bitchmade

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Lmao if our punter is cucking Yeezy

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Blitz7x posted:

Lmao if our punter is cucking Yeezy

this is the opening we need to bring WWE storylines into the NFL

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

Black Sunshine posted:

It was a beautiful thing.

gently caress the Warriors, I hope LeBron shits all over them again. I had to work early the next morning or else I would've gone downtown to watch people lose their goddamn minds. Next time, gently caress work, I won't make that mistake again.

Also, Durant and Curry are both bitchmade
I used to think you were cool.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Paperback Writer posted:

I used to think you were cool.

Sorry bro, born and raised near Cleveland. Bo Jackson made me a Raiders fan as a kid. We can still bond over that though :v:

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


Sour Diesel posted:

i'm glad the raiders, bitch

same

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Turn left, King! You are too good for her. Don't end up bitchmade like Kanye.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I'm ok with the loss if it means we still get to stomp Phillip Rivers's dumb face into the field next game

Raiders? Bitch imo

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

lmao at a punter being too good for anybody

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
You know who really loving sucks? Me and Russell Wilson. Sorry Raiders.

Chichevache fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Dec 12, 2016

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

Kanye will murder him

or have a sick diss on the next album

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Marquette makes me so proud to be a raider fan.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
gently caress yeah, get it, Marquette.

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

He just isn't stopping lol
https://instagram.com/p/BN0faWtBAxA/ (another shot at Kelce)

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I'm buying a punters jersey

LEGO Genetics
Oct 8, 2013

She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs

Volkerball posted:

I'm buying a punters jersey

You didn't already have Lechler? Shame. Shame. Shame.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

No Butt Stuff posted:

i think i see a nipple! :haw:

Turn your monitor on.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Savage

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

LEGO Genetics posted:

You didn't already have Lechler? Shame. Shame. Shame.

I have a Lechler and want a King.

kiimo posted:

lmao at a punter being too good for anybody

Yeah because it's hard to be too good for someone who needs a million plastic surgeries and professional makeup artists to become average looking and has the personality of a bipolar Tasmanian devil. :downs:

REPORTED
Feb 15, 2013
You know what would really show up Kelce? Winning a game against him.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

REPORTED posted:

You know what would really show up Kelce? Winning a game against him.

"My bad punt directly lead to an opposing touchdown, but I can totally score points with a sick tweet to make up for it."

...Actually, that comes pretty close to working for him.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Punters aren't people and this square rear end fuckboy is going to get clobbered by a real player soon.

Edit
I'm a dumb idiot bitch and I retract my comments regarding the Black Unicorn and his team.

Chichevache fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Dec 12, 2016

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Chichevache posted:

Punters aren't people and this square rear end fuckboy is going to get clobbered by a real player soon.

I can see why you'd say that but being a fan of the team with the 2 greatest punters of all time and more recently, the coolest punter ever...well, maybe every other punter ever is subhuman trash but mine are awesome.

Raiders bitch

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Black Sunshine posted:

I can see why you'd say that but being a fan of the team with the 2 greatest punters of all time and more recently, the coolest punter ever...well, maybe every other punter ever is subhuman trash but mine are awesome.

Raiders bitch

I didn't know you were a Colts Fan?














Pat McAfee owns!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Black Sunshine posted:

I can see why you'd say that but being a fan of the team with the 2 greatest punters of all time and more recently, the coolest punter ever...well, maybe every other punter ever is subhuman trash but mine are awesome.

Raiders bitch

Pat McAfee is p. cool.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
who

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

https://youtu.be/gnyxI6KDFHc



followed by this.

https://twitter.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/392314989395988480


Also this

https://twitter.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/765171305893203968




Plus he gets on a comedy radio show pretty regularly



http://www.espn.com/nfl/news/story?id=5706081

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Chichevache posted:

You know who really loving sucks? Me and Russell Wilson. Sorry Raiders.

Chiche don't be so hard on yourself every team has bad days :smith:

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Blitz7x posted:

Chiche don't be so hard on yourself every team has bad days :smith:

Besides the Patriots game this one was probably the most important to me during the regular season. I feel like Kawalimus during the Redskins win at Baltimore.

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