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Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

glynnenstein posted:

The I'm not sure the Electoral College works for hockey

:drat:

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Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Something something the Electoral College works for Washington but not for the Senators :rimshot:

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Uncle Sam should move to filling positions with a draft. You don't meet your contract obligations you get sent back to the minors.

Don't know how we'd fill the GM roles though. I hate when analogies break down.

Twin Cinema
Jun 1, 2006



Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.

Vicas posted:

It astounds me that anyone has watched an episode of the simpsons in the last decade

Up until recently, there were a few episodes per season that were good enough to make you keep watching. Last season was the first that was truly dire. I haven't watched any of this season to see if the tide has changed, mostly because I no longer have cable.

Oh god, I just looked up the "recent" episode I most remember, and it was five years ago. My life is becoming a blur.

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls

T-Bone posted:

The play in is dumb but so is giving the #2 and #3 teams in each division automatic entry into the playoffs.

god I forgot that means some poo poo rear end teams in the Atlantic are going to get in over good Metro teams.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
The Rangers play lovely grindy hockey because by the time the playoffs roll around, all the other teams have watched the Rangers playing fast transition hockey all season long and go "gently caress that we need to shut that poo poo down" and so play conservatively especially through the neutral zone to try to prevent that transition game and then collapse around the front of their net to block shots (this is like the strategy of every single team in the NHL these days and it loving sucks) and you're left with a grindy game because the Rangers can't use their transition speed and have to rely on chip and chase and then try to up their defensive game to compensate as well and it's just not as fun.

The Pitts series 2 years ago with a huge example of this where Pittsburgh was just playing very conservatively because they didn't have the roster that year to do anything but hope to limit chances against.

e: The Tampa series 2 years ago was a weird mishmash of both teams playing balls out hockey and scoring tons of goals, and then both teams shutting it down and playing lovely low scoring games

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

THE MACHO MAN posted:

god I forgot that means some poo poo rear end teams in the Atlantic are going to get in over good Metro teams.

Luckily Ottawa and Boston are still ahead of New Jersey in points, but the current second-wild-card Caps have 3 more points than the much more secure Sens in 2 fewer games played, lmao

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Levitate posted:

The Pitts series 2 years ago with a huge example of this where Pittsburgh was just playing very conservatively because they didn't have the roster that year to do anything but hope to limit chances against.

top D pairing of paul martin and ian cole

god that sucked

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Vicas posted:

Luckily Ottawa and Boston are still ahead of New Jersey in points, but the current second-wild-card Caps have 3 more points than the much more secure Sens in 2 fewer games played, lmao

If you can't beat Philadelphia you shouldn't by in the playoffs.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Levitate posted:

The Rangers play lovely grindy hockey because by the time the playoffs roll around, all the other teams have watched the Rangers playing fast transition hockey all season long and go "gently caress that we need to shut that poo poo down" and so play conservatively especially through the neutral zone to try to prevent that transition game and then collapse around the front of their net to block shots (this is like the strategy of every single team in the NHL these days and it loving sucks) and you're left with a grindy game because the Rangers can't use their transition speed and have to rely on chip and chase and then try to up their defensive game to compensate as well and it's just not as fun.

The Pitts series 2 years ago with a huge example of this where Pittsburgh was just playing very conservatively because they didn't have the roster that year to do anything but hope to limit chances against.

e: The Tampa series 2 years ago was a weird mishmash of both teams playing balls out hockey and scoring tons of goals, and then both teams shutting it down and playing lovely low scoring games

The Pens didn't change their strategy at all in the playoffs last year and continued to play fast and aggressive.

If anything I think you run into problems when you say welp the other team is playing defensive so we gotta :grind:. You have to succeed with what got you there.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Hockey is stupid and this stupid season can gently caress itself.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

JoelJoel posted:

Hockey is stupid and this stupid season can gently caress itself.

Calm down Gerrard everything's going to be all right.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
https://twitter.com/EdmontonOilers/status/808387955056197633

:smith:

at least davidson is almost back, baby

aejix
Sep 18, 2007

It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim
Pillbug
I have developed some sort of unhealthy Pavlovian reflex where I immediately associate any ankle-related injury with the phrase "gay cadaver ankles" and laugh, even though that joke has well and truly been run into the ground.

I'm OK with this.

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
52 shots
99 shot attempts
1 goal
:(

Leafs have gotten stonewalled like that a few times this season. Dunno if it's just the kids getting used to nhl goaltending or just bad luck. At least it's been entertaining?

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



There's no point worrying about the Leafs now because in a couple of seasons Nylander-Matthews-Marner will be demolishing the league and nobody will have to talk about other lovely teams anymore.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
here's the full thing (this was the same shift):

https://twitter.com/MarcPDumont/status/808478242164404224

T-Bone fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Dec 13, 2016

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

eXXon posted:

There's no point worrying about the Leafs now because in a couple of seasons Nylander-Matthews-Marner will be demolishing the league and nobody will have to talk about other lovely teams anymore.

It's year 2 of the rebuild and I'm already impatient. C'mon DuhSal. Nonetheless, it's been pretty fun this year.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

Ginette Reno posted:

The Pens didn't change their strategy at all in the playoffs last year and continued to play fast and aggressive.

If anything I think you run into problems when you say welp the other team is playing defensive so we gotta :grind:. You have to succeed with what got you there.

Yeah I was just responding to people bitching about the Rangers. The advantage the Pens had was being healthy and having multiple superstars on their team. Where the Rangers struggle is they don't have gamebreakers and rely on their depth and that's easier to shut down with conservative play than shutting down a couple of lines with superstars on them plus good depth

But I do agree that the Rangers are better off continuing to try to force the play and try to get the other team on their heels. Hard and fast forechecking at the very least to start creating turnovers, etc.

T-Bone posted:

here's the full thing (this was the same shift):

https://twitter.com/MarcPDumont/status/808478242164404224

First one looks legal

e: and the second one was on Shaw so good hit

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The contact on Shaw is actually mostly to Shaw's left shoulder, it just looks like he knocked his head off at full speed.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
oh and the people earlier saying "what was Laine thinking with that own goal!" seems pretty likely he was trying to clear a rebound that came out quickly into a high danger area but he just screwed it up and put it right back into the net rather than into the corner. I doubt he suddenly thought he was trying to score a goal

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

yotes looked like complete poo poo. horrible turnovers by everyone and got shut out. and they play again tomorrow

https://twitter.com/penguins/status/808481357668253696

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
Girardi-esque

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

Pens got 7 goals and Crosby only got a single point, his goal. What a bum.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

AAB posted:

Pens got 7 goals and Crosby only got a single point, his goal. What a bum.

Shamefully selfish.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
shut down the rest of the NHL and have the playoffs between the teams in the metro and be done with it

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZunrDmtrWWc

coyotes 2.0

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Levitate posted:

shut down the rest of the NHL and have the playoffs between the teams in the metro and be done with it

i agree because if they all have to keep playing like this for the rest of the season they won't have anything left in the tank for the actual playoffs in april

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Levitate posted:

shut down the rest of the NHL and have the playoffs between the teams in the metro and be done with it

Any one of Chicago, St.Louis or Minnesota would roll over any team in the Metro. :colbert:

If Nashville could un-break Rinne Id add them as well.

.Spec
Oct 4, 2001

Furnaceface posted:

Any one of Chicago, St.Louis or Minnesota would roll over any team in the Metro. :colbert:

If Nashville could un-break Rinne Id add them as well.

Wild swept the Pens this year, checks out.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Furnaceface posted:

Any one of Chicago, St.Louis or Minnesota would roll over any team in the Metro. :colbert:

If Nashville could un-break Rinne Id add them as well.

I'm not scared of any of those teams with a fully healthy Rangers lineup.

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

Furnaceface posted:

Any one of Chicago, St.Louis or Minnesota would roll over any team in the Metro. :colbert:

nah not really

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

Furnaceface posted:

Any one of Chicago, St.Louis or Minnesota would roll over any team in the Metro. :colbert:

If Nashville could un-break Rinne Id add them as well.

lol ok

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
The Blues would win but only if they played at Scottrade

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
The Flyers have already beaten Chicago, Minnesota, and Nashville this year tho? The west is pretty much over, really

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



The top five metro teams are on a 28 game winning streak so...

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Vicas posted:

It astounds me that anyone has watched an episode of the simpsons in the last decade

Like Gretzky, the Simpsons should have called it quits in 1999

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer
http://www.theplayerstribune.com/mike-fisher-nashville-predators-one-way-ticket/

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

God sure is a dick. Making a whole team suffer so a guy can be traded to be with his wife.

But seriously, that's really cool. I love reading stuff from the player's perspective.

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Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
Man, the Bruins are hard to watch this year. Sure they're winning, and I like that, but it's not very exciting. Last year was more fun even though they lost more often, because they were at least scoring a lot.

Last night's game was good though.

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