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i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

Teemu Pokemon posted:

I don't historically get to complain yet but Ken Holland is about to plunge the Wings into another 42 years of darkness so check back in with me in 2037


This unironically owns

in theory I wouldn't mind being the old guy who gets to tell everyone that he's waited forever to see his team win (again) but mostly those dudes just die disappointed, and that seems more my style

no more Detroit cups, ever

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xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Teemu Pokemon posted:

Does this mean that when the Red Wings are bad next year, I get to start to complain with impunity, or is there a multiple lifetime cup multiplier?

Complain whenever you want, it's sports! They're designed to be complained about.

Like I'm super mad the other 29 teams aren't letting Chicago win the cup every year when we all know they are the best stewards for it.

But see the exciting part is that other sports fans get to complain about you complaining. That's how goldmine worthy posts get made.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I don't know, those old people celebration montages that came out after the Cubs won was like the most adorable thing I've ever seen.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Aphrodite posted:

Streak has to end first.

(So yes)

Well that sucks because we all know that the Wings are going to get swept out as an 8 seed in perpetuity

Ah gently caress I broke the rules already




go wings extend holland

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

If your win doesn't break a few hips, really what's the point?



Well look at that Reginald, it says the Black Hawks have won the Stanley Cup again.

Jolly good, Ethel. Jolly good.


(I don't know why when I think nonchalant I see a 1940s couple reading a newspaper by the fireplace.)

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



watching hockey in 2000 as a child basically made me not watch hockey for ten years

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

ThinkTank posted:

1) I started intently following the Canucks in the Messier days, immediately followed by the "Andrew Cassels top line centre" era
2) I did not have two prior cups or the legacy of Mario Lemieux to look back on wistfully.
3) Dan Cloutier.
4) Blues and Sabres fans still have it way worse than me.

The Penguins have missed the playoffs 16 times in their 50 year history. That's a cushy team to be a fan of.

Honestly the thing I pity you the most for is being locked in with Brandon Sutter

LmaoTheKid posted:

*cranes next to look at 00-04 Rangers rosters and payrolls*

:lol: be quiet

Tom Poti was the greatest fuckin' nerd to ever play the game

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
Kris Letang is injured and out for a few weeks, which is only fair after he tried to elbow Pastrnak in the face.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Jamwad Hilder posted:

Kris Letang is injured and out for a few weeks, which is only fair after he tried to elbow Pastrnak in the face.

Derrick Pouliot at least gets to play now and hopefully not suck. Also probably Jultz on the top pp.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa

Ginette Reno posted:

Derrick Pouliot at least gets to play now and hopefully not suck. Also probably Jultz on the top pp.

I'm always surprised Pouliot isn't a fixture on the roster. Or is it because they want him playing top pairing minutes in WBS instead of being healthy scratched/3rd pairing in Pitt?

Schremp Howard
Jul 18, 2010

What attitude problem?
I think it's because Pouliot really isn't very good and Shero just had a weird boner for defenseman.

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

Jamwad Hilder posted:

Kris Letang is injured and out for a few weeks, which is only fair after he tried to elbow Pastrnak in the face.

hear that? it's the sound of the pens winning streak fizzling out

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Schremp Howard posted:

I think it's because Pouliot really isn't very good and Shero just had a weird boner for defenseman.

It's pretty much this. Pouliot has kinda sucked. I still hold out some hope because he scored well in WBS and juniors but the fact that he hasn't been able to force his way onto the roster yet is troubling. He'd probably be better off on a bad team that would play him a lot just to see what he has.

I wonder who they will pair him with. I'd guess it will be:

Daley-Dumo
Jultz-Cole
Maatta-DP

But I dunno

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
I thought Pouliot was decent and considered a good prospect, and that Pens fans liked him.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?

triple sulk posted:

watching hockey in 2000 as a child basically made me not watch hockey for ten years

meanwhile I was watching the Devils chase Belfour from three rows back I've already peaked :c00lbert:



e: I still don't really complain about the Devils, I don't think. I mean they haven't won in a while and they've been missing the playoffs but I still got to see a Cup run very recently, Ilya Kovalchuk (strangely still one of my favorite all-time forwards) in his prime on my favorite team, Jagr, Parise, and another Vezina quality goalie and now Hall. Yeah their primes might be wasted but the Devils have had something to watch if you're a fan of them since like 1987.

T-Bone fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Dec 15, 2016

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks

ThinkTank posted:

3) Dan Cloutier.

Looking back, Lidstrom from centre ice was probably the moment I learned as a child how sports are terrible and make you feel terrible.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Ive been without SA, so that means my hockey news, for a few days. Is Capuano still employed? Are the Canucks in last place yet?

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

Jamwad Hilder posted:

I thought Pouliot was decent and considered a good prospect, and that Pens fans liked him.

fans are fickle

guys are "good and have potential" up until someone else comes along and then it's all "well he disappointed and isn't actually good now"

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Furnaceface posted:

Is Capuano still employed?

:shepicide:

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Furnaceface posted:

Ive been without SA, so that means my hockey news, for a few days. Is Capuano still employed? Are the Canucks in last place yet?

Yes and by some horrible miracle no.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
Colorado manages to somehow be worse than the Canucks, I expect Arizona to pull past them using those games in hand

The canucks are going to miss 30th overall because of the 4-game-somehow-we-won-without-leading streak at the beginning of the season

e: And the Las Vegas Trademark Violations are going to get 1st overall anyhow

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Yaya posted:

Looking back, Lidstrom from centre ice was probably the moment I learned as a child how sports are terrible and make you feel terrible.

My childhood ended in that moment.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

JawKnee posted:

e: And the Las Vegas Trademark Violations are going to get 1st overall anyhow

They might not!

If the Oilers are a lottery team too it who go to them.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

We may not have a Cup yet, but we'll always have the MAF:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtmQ8ofmzDw&t=141s

Furnaceface posted:

Ive been without SA, so that means my hockey news, for a few days. Is Capuano still employed? Are the Canucks in last place yet?

Capuano employed, Canucks led I think 5-2 going into the third against Carolina and lost 8-5.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Levitate posted:

fans are fickle

guys are "good and have potential" up until someone else comes along and then it's all "well he disappointed and isn't actually good now"

Yeah basically

I have no idea what to think of Pouliot now though it's hard for me not to think he's been dicked around and mismanaged to some degree

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

JawKnee posted:

e: And the Las Vegas Trademark Violations are going to get 1st overall anyhow

I know they just implemented the lottery for the top 3 last season but why they don't literally give Las Vegas first overall by default doesn't make sense to me. A team that doesn't exist can't tank and there's no other expansion team entering the league this year to want to give an equal shot at it.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


CBJSprague24 posted:

We may not have a Cup yet, but we'll always have the MAF:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtmQ8ofmzDw&t=141s

I freaked so hard when this happened. God that crowd was white hot

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Pornographic Memory posted:

I know they just implemented the lottery for the top 3 last season but why they don't literally give Las Vegas first overall by default doesn't make sense to me. A team that doesn't exist can't tank and there's no other expansion team entering the league this year to want to give an equal shot at it.

Because that sucks for teams that were terrible this year. Vegas gets the same odds as the 3rd worst team in the lottery this year. I think that's a fair compromise.

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES
why hasnt the taylor hall gopro sex vid leaked yet

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
hahah I just remember that story about Jim Benning playing with the lottery simulator and being disappointed :lol: how the gently caress is this man employed for that paycheck

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
It's a lovely draft this year anyway, at least compared to the last few seasons.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

a false posted:

why hasnt the taylor hall gopro sex vid leaked yet

desperately seeking disproportionately sized lower jaw porn?

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

a false posted:

why hasnt the taylor hall gopro sex vid leaked yet

Taylor hall works a computer like Derek Zoolander

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

a false posted:

why hasnt the taylor hall gopro sex vid leaked yet

Because he made his partner wear it, so it's just TayTay's face. Wide eyes, mouth agape, grunting and gasping.


Nobody wants to see that.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
it's nice when your team is essentially eliminated by mid-december

the talent deficit
Dec 20, 2003

self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture





i am hopeful benning stays employed long enough to submit the canucks protected list for the expansion draft because it's sure to be hilarious. sutter, granlund and gudbrandson are all going to be protected over much better players

and by much better than gudbranson i mean sbisa

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

the talent deficit posted:

i am hopeful benning stays employed long enough to submit the canucks protected list for the expansion draft because it's sure to be hilarious. sutter, granlund and gudbrandson are all going to be protected over much better players

and by much better than gudbranson i mean sbisa

I'm praying he's fired before the end of the month because he can re-sign Gudbranson starting January 1st and his current options are 1) sign Gudbranson to a huge, undeserved contract or 2) lose him for nothing and admit he was wrong (not to mention having blown two useful young assets on diddly squat)

He'll go with option one because he's a cretin.

the talent deficit
Dec 20, 2003

self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture





i really hope the mystery gm rumours are true and benning isn't making contract decisions anymore

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

the talent deficit posted:

i really hope the mystery gm rumours are true and benning isn't making contract decisions anymore

where'd you hear this?

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grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

the talent deficit posted:

i really hope the mystery gm rumours are true and benning isn't making contract decisions anymore

I was wondering why the Ben Hutton contract could be considered "somewhat kind of sort of reasonable"

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