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Y'know you've given this comedy thing your best shot. Yeah, you had some good observations, but it's over. Now, this Bloomingdale thing, that could be the next wave.
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Trebek posted:Y'know you've given this comedy thing your best shot. Yeah, you had some good observations, but it's over. Now, this Bloomingdale thing, that could be the next wave. Stand-up comedy isn't what it used to be, what with def jam and all.
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Dec 16, 2016 22:12
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potee posted:Stand-up comedy isn't what it used to be, what with def jam and all. She does stink. And she should quit. But I don't want it to be because of me. It should be the traditional route. Years of rejection and failure until she's spit out the bottom of the porn industry.
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Dec 16, 2016 22:17
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TMMadman posted:She does stink. And she should quit. But I don't want it to be because of me. It should be the traditional route. Years of rejection and failure until she's spit out the bottom of the porn industry. Don't mess with the devils, buddy. We're number one. We beat anybody. We're the devils.
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Dec 17, 2016 10:38
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potee posted:Stand-up comedy isn't what it used to be, what with def jam and all. Potee, I want you to have this bit!
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TMMadman posted:She does stink. And she should quit. But I don't want it to be because of me. It should be the traditional route. Years of rejection and failure until she's spit out the bottom of the porn industry. And then he called me schmutzie!
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Dec 17, 2016 19:34
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Relayer posted:Potee, I want you to have this bit! If I ever need a drill bit, I'll call you. 
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Dec 18, 2016 03:22
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Root Bear posted:If I ever need a drill bit, I'll call you. That's the Commando 450, I don't sell that one. It's only used in the circus. For elephants.
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Dec 18, 2016 03:29
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mojo1701a posted:And then he called me schmutzie! You're schmoopie!
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Gyshall posted:You're schmoopie! There's no house! It's a lie! There's no solarium. There's no Prickly Pete. There's no other solarium.
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Dec 19, 2016 01:05
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potee posted:That's the Commando 450, I don't sell that one. They're all made in the former Yugoslavia, and from what I hear the Serbs are fanatic about their showers.
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Dec 19, 2016 16:17
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Roark posted:They're all made in the former Yugoslavia, and from what I hear the Serbs are fanatic about their showers. Nah believe me. It's only used in the circus. It's for elephants.
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Dec 19, 2016 16:21
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What do you got, a Clarkman?
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Sash! posted:What do you got, a Clarkman? Back off, puff ball, it's not my car! 
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Dec 19, 2016 23:27
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Roark posted:They're all made in the former Yugoslavia, and from what I hear the Serbs are fanatic about their showers. Not from the footage I've seen. 
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Dec 19, 2016 23:28
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potee posted:Back off, puff ball, it's not my car! Somebody double parked, we couldn't help it. It might have been Saddam Hussein, we're not really sure. He had a British accent though.
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Dec 20, 2016 00:22
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potee posted:Back off, puff ball, it's not my car! Pimple Popper, MD.
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Dec 20, 2016 00:28
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Gyshall posted:Pimple Popper, MD. Skin cancer!
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ZekeNY posted:Skin cancer! "How's her handshake? Firm? Maybe...a little too firm?
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Lemme tell you sum'in. When Ponce looked in that mirror and saw that he hadn't changed, and that tear started to roll down his cheek? ... I lost it.
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DuhSal posted:Lemme tell you sum'in. When Ponce looked in that mirror and saw that he hadn't changed, and that tear started to roll down his cheek? ... I lost it. All right, just get yourself together. I dunno if I can be friends with you anymore after this display 
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Dec 21, 2016 00:29
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potee posted:All right, just get yourself together. Shut up 
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Dec 21, 2016 03:59
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And I'm taking the Congo as a penalty!
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Dec 21, 2016 04:14
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potee posted:All right, just get yourself together.  What is this salty discharge? 
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Dec 21, 2016 04:17
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Root Bear posted:
Happy, pappy?
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Root Bear posted:
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It's just a natural human function. Happens to be on my sofa, instead of in the toilet, where it would normally be.
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Dec 22, 2016 21:19
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potee posted:It's just a natural human function. I love that toilet. It's got that high, high toilet. I feel like a gargoyle perched on the ledge of a building.
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Dec 23, 2016 01:29
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Exquisite marble, high ceilings and a flush like a jet engine!
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Capt. Sticl posted:I love that toilet. It's got that high, high toilet. I feel like a gargoyle perched on the ledge of a building. That post has been on a wild ride. Capt. Sticl took it into the bathroom with him and-
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Dec 26, 2016 05:23
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potee posted:All right, just get yourself together. Do you know how hard it's getting to even tell people I know you?
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Dec 26, 2016 05:50
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Coffee And Pie posted:Do you know how hard it's getting to even tell people I know you? 
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This is a parking lot. PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO GET THEIR CARS!
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Capt. Sticl posted:This is a parking lot. PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO GET THEIR CARS! What can I tell you, buddy? If you have a problem, take it up with Consumer Affairs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9WtjFhEGrM MAYBE I WILL TAKE IT UP WITH CONSUMER AFFAIRS!
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Gyshall posted:What can I tell you, buddy? That's what I'd like to knowaboutit..
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Capt. Sticl posted:This is a parking lot. PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO GET THEIR CARS! Ideally. 
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potee posted:Ideally. Define rarely. frequently
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Vietnamwees posted:"How's her handshake? Firm? Maybe...a little too firm? How are the cheeks? I like a good cheek. Something with a pinkish hue.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:How are the cheeks? I like a good cheek. Something with a pinkish hue. She's got great eyebrows; women kill to have her eyebrows.
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