OFFICIAL kristallpos SASS 2016, dat mac: random access mammaries

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yes	34	15.53%
no	18	8.22%
maybe	22	10.05%
paging pagancow	40	18.26%
all of the above	24	10.96%
	43	19.63%
Total:	77 votes

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Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

CrazyLittle posted:

hey man i sent you luscious chocolates from the socialist nationstate of kkkalifornia can we make a deal i must try this

wow Amazon wants $11 for 4 bars http://a.co/9ayswl3

CrazyLittle posted:

deal's off misugugugu

i can prolly buy them for like $1 and send off a whole bunch, i'll take some delicious US chocolates

# ? Dec 19, 2016 23:41

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# ? May 9, 2024 07:50

CrazyLittle: Sep 11, 2001; Clapping Larry

Migishu posted:

i can prolly buy them for like $1 and send off a whole bunch, i'll take some delicious US chocolates

... we'll see.

# ? Dec 19, 2016 23:43

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

coffee crisps are really good

# ? Dec 19, 2016 23:47

Emptyquoter: Feb 26, 2014

PokeJoe posted:

coffee crisps are really good

# ? Dec 19, 2016 23:50

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

PokeJoe posted:

coffee crisps are really good

# ? Dec 20, 2016 00:01

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

Emptyquoter posted:

# ? Dec 20, 2016 00:01

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

aaaah my gift arrived in the city i hope it didn't break/explode mid shipping

# ? Dec 20, 2016 00:04

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

I've never eaten a coffee crisp

# ? Dec 20, 2016 00:14

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

canadians shoudl put those in every box

# ? Dec 20, 2016 00:43

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Kuvo posted:

trip report: coffee crisp is good where do i find more

cost plus world market

edit: report on the choward's violet.

# ? Dec 20, 2016 00:51

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

flakeloaf posted:

canadians shoudl put those in every box

# ? Dec 20, 2016 01:37

CrazyLittle: Sep 11, 2001; Clapping Larry

CrazyLittle posted:

paging Shadowhawk, your gift has been delivered.

open source lives

quote:

ShadowHawk wrote on Dec 19, 2016 16:51:
Not opening till Christmas.

# ? Dec 20, 2016 02:03

Tatsujin: Apr 26, 2004; EVERYONE EXCEPT THE HOT WOMEN

Here comes a special package

a leter

oh boy i wish i had this when i was 14

what is this human

no coco come back

there we go

cat drug inspection

good socks

nice i will wear this to my local barcade now

LETTER EXCERPT

quote:

New Text Document 219.wpd

Dear Tatsujin,

i hope i didn't procrastinate the shipping of this item too much and that it arrives to you by Christmas. more importantly i hope you enjoy the gifts included that they find you well and in good holiday cheer.

included in this package are the following:

.
.
.

Sorry about the terrible handwriting. my printer is busted, and I didnt go to work today b/c the snow and ice is treacherous.

i hope i was able to surprise you with things you'll enjoy. please post a picture of your cat getting high for us.

thanks and "god bless" for helping to make YOSPOS a cool place to hang out

Your posting pal

<Illegible Signature>

a.k.a Farmer Crack-rear end

i never had good luck getting coco to respond to catnip but who knows maybe it's because shes never had the real good poo poo. ill be sure to take video if she starts gettin super playful and high. even if she doesnt i know of many cats who like to get high

thank you Farmer Crack-rear end heres a bonus pic of a Let it Die shirt and winter balaclava i got myself for xmas

# ? Dec 20, 2016 02:03

MiniFoo: Dec 25, 2006; ~~METH~~AMPHETAMINE

Tatsujin posted:

i never had good luck getting coco to respond to catnip but who knows maybe it's because shes never had the real good poo poo. ill be sure to take video if she starts gettin super playful and high. even if she doesnt i know of many cats who like to get high

nice catte

Tatsujin posted:

thank you Farmer Crack-rear end heres a bonus pic of a Let it Die shirt and winter balaclava i got myself for xmas

...nice poster

# ? Dec 20, 2016 02:10

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

CrazyLittle posted:

there hasn't been a scrub-tier gift yet so i have my hopes up

I feel like the first part of my gift to Rosoboronexport was scrub

hope to make up for it somewhat with the rest

# ? Dec 20, 2016 02:49

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Annual Gift Panda posted:

who else sent a yostop

I sent Luigi Thirty an NEC ProSpeed/386 that is approximately as "top" as the original Mac Portable (and, like it, used a lead acid battery)

# ? Dec 20, 2016 02:50

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

there may have been a non-yossed computer dropshipped to someone who has not posted itt since

so if any of you has received a suspicious package and is wondering if he should open it, the answer is probably not because nobody wants obsolete garbage

# ? Dec 20, 2016 02:55

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Roosevelt posted:

loving at yospos handwriting

some folks in here have really nice writing

# ? Dec 20, 2016 03:22

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

I thought my handwriting was nice >:|

# ? Dec 20, 2016 03:36

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

graph posted:

some folks in here have really nice writing

# ? Dec 20, 2016 03:36

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

>:|

# ? Dec 20, 2016 03:49

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

Lutha Mahtin posted:

# ? Dec 20, 2016 04:03

Funhilde: Jun 1, 2011; Cats Love Me.

My handwriting has not recovered from my breaking of my thumb in March. It was never great to begin with.

# ? Dec 20, 2016 04:10

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

graph posted:

some folks in here have really nice writing

and then there's me lol

# ? Dec 20, 2016 04:14

CrazyLittle: Sep 11, 2001; Clapping Larry

graph posted:

some folks in here have really nice writing

get duckfarts up in here with that fountain pen fancypants stuff

# ? Dec 20, 2016 04:48

duckfarts: Jul 2, 2010; ~ shameful ~; Soiled Meat

CrazyLittle posted:

get duckfarts up in here with that fountain pen fancypants stuff

i got fountain pens, but that doesn't mean my handwriting's worth a drat

_{_{besides, you need a calligraphy pen for that}}

# ? Dec 20, 2016 05:32

Rosoboronexport: Jun 14, 2006; Get in the bath, baby!; Ramrod XTreme

The gently caress is this

For the price I paid I was expecting home delivery

Can't even trust the post these days, but otoh it was 2-3 days ahead of schedule.

# ? Dec 20, 2016 06:24

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Tatsujin posted:

that catte :swoon:

# ? Dec 20, 2016 06:35

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Lutha Mahtin posted:

lmao

# ? Dec 20, 2016 06:36

Tatsujin: Apr 26, 2004; EVERYONE EXCEPT THE HOT WOMEN

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

and then there's me lol

You do this thing where if the word is longer than five letters they get smaller and smaller until they're indecipherable squiggles

# ? Dec 20, 2016 07:03

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Tatsujin posted:

You do this thing where if the word is longer than five letters they get smaller and smaller until they're indecipherable squiggles

i chose the thinnest pen imaginable to write my final in-class essays for my critical theory class in the hopes that my professor would be unable to read them

# ? Dec 20, 2016 07:39

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Rosoboronexport posted:

The gently caress is this

same

# ? Dec 20, 2016 07:56

super nailgun: Jan 1, 2014

I received what I can only assume is a YOSmas gift today...

A mysterious box. Perhaps the labeling hints at its contents?

No party hats. Something else, wrapped in bubble wrap.

A handsome looking example of the 520ST. Lets fire 'er up and see what we've got here...

...aw gently caress what the hell is this cruel joke of a power port?!

Well, guess this is a scavenger hunt now! I hope those adapters aren't toooooo rare.

# ? Dec 20, 2016 07:58

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

super nailgun posted:

holy crap

# ? Dec 20, 2016 09:09

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

there's a pinout here if you want to make your own

# ? Dec 20, 2016 09:11

Wiggly Wayne DDS: Sep 11, 2010

graph posted:

some folks in here have really nice writing

why thank you

# ? Dec 20, 2016 10:18

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

r u ready to WALK posted:

Also my gift is ready for pickup at the Miami post office and my santee should go get it asap because queueing is fun

I'm choosing to believe that's the one that got delivered on Saturday. I've been out of town (and will be for another week) but the present has been moved inside the house

# ? Dec 20, 2016 13:33

Symbolic Butt: Mar 22, 2009; (_!_); Buglord

I didn't write a letter with my gift this time because I kind of forgot lol

when santee gets it I'll post here trying to explain the mad logic behind each item

# ? Dec 20, 2016 13:44

Symbolic Butt: Mar 22, 2009; (_!_); Buglord

the gifts this year are pretty great btw

yosmas is saving 2016

# ? Dec 20, 2016 13:45

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# ? May 9, 2024 07:50

r u ready to WALK: Sep 29, 2001

Oh good I'm not the only one that forgot how normal human interactions are supposed to work

# ? Dec 20, 2016 13:59

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