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Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Kan Jam is a great game to play at a summer backyard party, beer in hand.




But I've also been meaning to make a set of those Sauce Toss boards. Wanna order some ultra high molecular weight polyethylene for the boards.

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

xzzy posted:

The actual deflection part is easy.

The hard part is actually making contact with a puck moving at light speed and sending it somewhere useful. Whenever I do it the puck either bounces straight onto the stick of an opponent sitting on the back door or comes to a complete halt.

That's pretty much what I meant. The handeye aspect of it is not hard, but having the strength and control of the stick to get it to where you want it to go is.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

hifi posted:

i had to google what that was and it looks like the least amount of fun you can possibly have while scoring on a "dinger" or a "bucket"

you're uninvited to my SAS BBQ

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
kan jam is bad but the one with the hockey sticks and little nets is good

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Yeah that sauce toss game looks sweet


kan jam does look like a fun goofy tailgate or backyard game though

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



MOVIE MAJICK posted:

It was the first Leafs game I watched. Matthews looked excellent, as good as hyped. I was also impressed by this Reilly guy. Is he another rookie on the squad?

Rielly's been around for a while but his games played sort of belies his age, he was on team young guns at the World Cup this year. He's definitely one of the best defenders on the team, his ultimate ceiling remains to be seen but he's a big part of the youth movement.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
Chris Kunitz's ex-nanny gets 5 year federal sentence

im pretty sure nobody here cares about chris kunitz but it's pretty wild that a woman he hired to work as a nanny stole some jewelry from his house, had it appraised, and then burned her house down to commit insurance fraud while including said jewels as part of her insurance claims

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Pornographic Memory posted:

Chris Kunitz's ex-nanny gets 5 year federal sentence

im pretty sure nobody here cares about chris kunitz but it's pretty wild that a woman he hired to work as a nanny stole some jewelry from his house, had it appraised, and then burned her house down to commit insurance fraud while including said jewels as part of her insurance claims

That's.... actually a hell of a story, yeah :stare:

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
the point of kan jam is not to play it while sober

though I suspect there are "competitive kan jam leagues" out there for those loving weirdos who can't relax and just have fun with anything

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Levitate posted:

the point of kan jam is not to play it while sober

though I suspect there are "competitive kan jam leagues" out there for those loving weirdos who can't relax and just have fun with anything

man, I have done HD television broadcasts of goddamn competitive college quiddich. EDIT: because someone will want proof. Shoutout to the girl getting leveled at 0:09.

I guarantee there are competitive kan jam leagues out there

DJExile fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Dec 20, 2016

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

DJExile posted:

man, I have done HD television broadcasts of goddamn competitive college quiddich.

I knew this existed but I'm always still shocked at how loving stupid

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

press release about craig cunningham



wow

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Levitate posted:

I knew this existed but I'm always still shocked at how loving stupid

oh yeah it's dumb as hell, no question


hifi posted:

press release about craig cunningham



wow

jesus christ :stare: he is lucky as hell

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

That press release sounds more like an advertisement, is it correct to assume it was put out by one of the institutions that developed the fancy techniques that were used?

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
Kan Jam is fun as hell, don't let the frisbee factor fool you, although I'm betting Sauce Toss is better but I've never played.

I've seen live quiddich at a field on the west side of Manhattan before a flag football game and it's just as loving stupid as you'd imagine

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


xzzy posted:

That press release sounds more like an advertisement, is it correct to assume it was put out by one of the institutions that developed the fancy techniques that were used?

Basically, yeah

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Bringing up Jagr's off ice routines again, this popped up on reddit today:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOPa4uDAhiD/

So yeah he's kind of nuts.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

xzzy posted:

Bringing up Jagr's off ice routines again, this popped up on reddit today:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOPa4uDAhiD/

So yeah he's kind of nuts.

My wrists do not like me even watching this

The RECAPITATOR
May 12, 2006

Cursed to like terrible teams.

Teemu Pokemon posted:

Kan Jam is fun as hell, don't let the frisbee factor fool you, although I'm betting Sauce Toss is better but I've never played.

I've seen live quiddich at a field on the west side of Manhattan before a flag football game and it's just as loving stupid as you'd imagine

I just read the wiki on quidditch and I mean it seems like an okay game, but the insistence of riding a broom strikes me as incredibly dorky.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

bewbies posted:

My wrists do not like me even watching this

I could do it, with a beach ball.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


bewbies posted:

My wrists do not like me even watching this

jesus, yeah

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Teemu Pokemon posted:

Kan Jam is fun as hell, don't let the frisbee factor fool you, although I'm betting Sauce Toss is better but I've never played.

I've seen live quiddich at a field on the west side of Manhattan before a flag football game and it's just as loving stupid as you'd imagine

I'll bring the sauce toss to the SASBBQ

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
About to head to grab a bite and then walk to Bell Ctr. First game ever in Montreal so please don't suck tonight Habs woooooo

Friendly Lurker
Apr 7, 2012

IOIOIOIOIOIOIO

Martytoof posted:

About to head to grab a bite and then walk to Bell Ctr. First game ever in Montreal so please don't suck tonight Habs woooooo

They're playing the Ducks, with Bernier in net, isn't that a guaranteed win?

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Martytoof posted:

About to head to grab a bite and then walk to Bell Ctr. First game ever in Montreal so please don't suck tonight Habs woooooo

good luck hab fun

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Friendly Lurker posted:

isn't that a guaranteed win?

lol no :suicide:


JawKnee posted:

good luck hab fun

:tipshat:

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

French Canadian goalie rule, Habs are screwed.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
hosed up that Edmonton is the only team in the west with 100 goals for

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
if i told you that kan jam came from buffalo would you guys stop calling buffalo bad

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

No because they also invented buffalo wings which are massively superior to any tailgate game and that changed no one's opinion of the area.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
hard to believe people from buffalo invented a game that involves playing with a garbage can

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

Jamwad Hilder posted:

hard to believe people from buffalo invented a game that involves playing with a garbage can

you could have just said no

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Vicas posted:

hosed up that Edmonton is the only team in the west with 100 goals for

Its cause they are cool and fun.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
That was one embarrassing effort by the Rangers. Completely gave Raanta no help.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The Columbus Blue Jackets Hockey Team has won ten consecutive games for the first time in its history in TYOOL 2016. :allbuttons:

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~
You guys ever seen this website? Spoiler-free highlight packages


http://www.dtmts.com/

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~

hifi posted:

press release about craig cunningham



wow

Holy poo poo, this is really cool and impressive, dude is lucky to have been able to receive that care.

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Habs won 5-1 and limited the ducks to 13 SOG. Martytoof's gonna have to attend more games.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
Ben bishop is in playoff form.

And by that I mean he caused himself a lower-body injury trying to make a save tonight.

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fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
jagr has tied messier in points

this is not a drill

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