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Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
Is this my card? In the trash??

...

..no. :geno:

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Relayer posted:

Is this my card? In the trash??

...

..no. :geno:

What's the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Ginette Reno posted:

What's the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?

Now, the ending is kind of an option. I use the swirl. I like the swirl. I'm comfortable with the swirl. *I* feel the swirl is a great capper. He uses the pinch, which I find a little presumptuous.

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

Is it a clockwise swirl?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

esperantinc posted:

Is it a clockwise swirl?

A low rumple, followed by a metallic squink.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Gyshall posted:

A low rumple, followed by a metallic squink.

Well, the shift knob is loose. Have you been picking at it?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

potee posted:

Well, the shift knob is loose. Have you been picking at it?


The washer fluid is not fine! :mad:

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Root Bear posted:

The washer fluid is not fine! :mad:

Listen, Root Bear, if you ever want to have kids you shouldn't wear briefs. Boxers are much better for your sperm count.


Edit: maybe I shouldn't post from work without checking the autocorrect.

Capt. Sticl fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Jan 4, 2017

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Ginette Reno posted:

What's the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?

They were all like that! :mad:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Red posted:

They were all like that! :mad:

I suppose we all look alike to you, right Red? :rolleyes:

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

Red posted:

They were all like that! :mad:

Not Skittles!

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

potee posted:

I suppose we all look alike to you, right Red? :rolleyes:

Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools!

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

Roark posted:

Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools!

They do have their own schools!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
You're luscious, you're beautiful, I'd give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Gyshall posted:

You're luscious, you're beautiful, I'd give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra.

Little Gyshall Seinfeld was born to cock fight.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Gyshall posted:

You're luscious, you're beautiful, I'd give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra.

I'm just getting some fruit for myself.... Gotta have fruit in the house.... I like it as a snack. Wholesome, natural, chock-full of vitamins.

I don't know let's see... Mangos... Four plums with red on the inside... Avocado... and three plantains ought to do it. :shepspends:

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Ginette Reno posted:

Little Gyshall Seinfeld was born to cock fight.

CAT FIGHT

MEOW

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Ginette Reno posted:

Little Gyshall Seinfeld was born to cock fight.

HEY! YOU LEAVE LITTLE SEINFELD OUT OF THIS!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Gyshall posted:

You're luscious, you're beautiful, I'd give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra.

You know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
YOU GOT KETCHUP ON IT!!!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

potee posted:

You know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.

"Ya got the A cup... the B cup... the C cup, and the D. That's the biggest."

Probably my favourite Frank moment, along with when he picks George up at the police station.

"What the hell does that mean?

You sayin'... you want a piece of me?"

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

"Ya got the A cup... the B cup... the C cup, and the D. That's the biggest."

Probably my favourite Frank moment, along with when he picks George up at the police station.

"What the hell does that mean?

You sayin'... you want a piece of me?"

Let me understand. You got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

potee posted:

I suppose we all look alike to you, right Red? :rolleyes:

You know, this is like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up, and he's the same - but everyone else is different!


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

"Ya got the A cup... the B cup... the C cup, and the D. That's the biggest."

Probably my favourite Frank moment, along with when he picks George up at the police station.

"What the hell does that mean?

You sayin'... you want a piece of me?"

For me, it's still his reaction to hearing George and Mr. Ross talk about Firestorm:

STILL! STILL! I LIKE TO GO IN FRESH!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Red, it's Potee, Mr. Steinbrenner's here, Gyshall is dead, call me back.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

potee posted:

Red, it's Potee, Mr. Steinbrenner's here, Gyshall is dead, call me back.

That nut is always up to something. :smug:

Scorps
Feb 24, 2008

Oh, lighten up Mr. Dooms-and-Gloom, "embezzle" is metal.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

"Ya got the A cup... the B cup... the C cup, and the D. That's the biggest."

Probably my favourite Frank moment, along with when he picks George up at the police station.

"What the hell does that mean?

You sayin'... you want a piece of me?"

Until you pin me, George, Festivus is not over! Stop crying and fight your father!

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

"Ya got the A cup... the B cup... the C cup, and the D. That's the biggest."

Probably my favourite Frank moment, along with when he picks George up at the police station.

"What the hell does that mean?

You sayin'... you want a piece of me?"

That scene is easily a top 3 blooper reel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2LdHH0hmHY



Best Frank line:

You think you could keep us out of Florida?

We're moving in lock, stock, and barrel.

We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse.

We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court!

And I dare you to keep me out!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

In no universe is there a better pairing than those two as George's parents.

We have the best timeline, in that respect.

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
Don't you talk about Henney!!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Relayer posted:

Don't you talk about Henney!!

She's deceased

Diabolik900
Mar 28, 2007

If Aunt Baby were alive today, how old would she be?

She'd never make it.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
MOVE YOUR CRAP, I'M COMIN' IN! :argh:

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

potee posted:

MOVE YOUR CRAP, I'M COMIN' IN! :argh:

HOOCHIE MAMA! HOOCHIE MAMA!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Diabolik900 posted:

If Aunt Baby were alive today, how old would she be?

She'd never make it.

THAT'S IT, WE'RE MOVING! I WILL NOT TOLERATE INFESTATION!

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



Rupert Buttermilk posted:

In no universe is there a better pairing than those two as George's parents.

We have the best timeline, in that respect.

Seriously. I just only recently saw the episode cut with the original actor for George's dad and it wasn't good.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
Believe me, I have ridden in a Cadillac hundreds of times. Thousands.

Electromax
May 6, 2007
SO LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Capt. Sticl posted:

Believe me, I have ridden in a Cadillac hundreds of times. Thousands.

You want a piece of me!?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Gyshall posted:

You want a piece of me!?

I could drop you like a bag of dirt.

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

potee posted:

I could drop you like a bag of dirt.

YOU GOT IIIIIIIIITTTT!!!

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