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Gyshall posted:Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind? You're Batman!
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 16:06 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 04:14 |
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This thread's a-rockin'!
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 17:10 |
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I gotta go to the park.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 18:31 |
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Relayer posted:I gotta go to the park. IT'S JUST COMMON SENSE! EVERYBODY KNOWS... YOU GOTTA KEEP YOUR WORLD'S APART!!
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 19:08 |
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Root Bear posted:How did you get the goop out of the top of the dishwashing liquid? It was like a brand new nozzle! What did I just pay for?
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 21:53 |
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DuhSal posted:What did I just pay for? YOU'RE A JOHN!
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:08 |
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esperantinc posted:YOU'RE A JOHN! She call, ask for DuhSal, I call JOHN! You no answer, she get very angry and hang up.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 00:50 |
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Step off, George!
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 04:21 |
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Gyshall posted:Step off, George! He said he's going to sew your rear end to your face.
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 00:20 |
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potee posted:He said he's going to sew your rear end to your face. The pig-man! I saw a pig-man! He was just lying there and then he woke up. He looked up at me and made this horrible sound.
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 01:26 |
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DuhSal posted:The pig-man! I saw a pig-man! He was just lying there and then he woke up. He looked up at me and made this horrible sound. But he wasn't a pig-man, was he? What was he?
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 01:54 |
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That is one magic loogie.
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 02:06 |
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Jerusalem posted:But he wasn't a pig-man, was he? What was he? Just a fat little mental patient.
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 15:01 |
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potee posted:Just a fat little mental patient. A BLURB?! YOU'RE A BLURB!
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 16:20 |
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Gyshall posted:A BLURB?! YOU'RE A BLURB! How's this for criticism. You stink. How do you like that criticism?
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 18:27 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:How's this for criticism. You stink. How do you like that criticism? ...Volshtein?
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 19:59 |
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Instead of hot dogs, chicken dogs. Instead of pretzels, chicken twists. Instead of beer, alcoholic chicken.
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 20:27 |
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LifeGetsWorser posted:...Volshtein? Right. Naj..du..kov.. What country is he from again?
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 20:38 |
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Capt. Sticl posted:Right. Naj..du..kov.. Well, let's see, I've got a ten kroner, a five kroner, a twenty kroner - no wait, that's another ten kroner. A fimty kroner? How much is that?
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 21:30 |
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How come people don't have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack?
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 22:24 |
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Ginette Reno posted:Instead of hot dogs, chicken dogs. Instead of pretzels, chicken twists. Instead of beer, alcoholic chicken. I move we don't let Ginette Reno call the gimmick for page-posting again.
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 23:10 |
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Capt. Sticl posted:What country is he from again? Burma. You most likely know it as Myanmar.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 00:05 |
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Gyshall posted:How come people don't have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack? You're just not sponge worthy.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 00:15 |
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Jerusalem posted:I move we don't let Ginette Reno call the gimmick for page-posting again. drat it, Jerusalem. That wasn't Ginette Reno. That was the yam-yam. Now, he is going cold turkey... And you will be at his side.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 00:20 |
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TMMadman posted:drat it, Jerusalem. That wasn't Ginette Reno. That was the yam-yam. Now, he is going cold turkey... And you will be at his side. And, in a tiny way, I almost feel responsible. I'm the one who sent him to Thailand - in search of low-cost whistles. Filled his head with pseudoerotic tales of my own opium excursions. Plus, I have him some phone numbers of places he could score near the hotel.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 01:19 |
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TMMadman posted:drat it, Jerusalem. That wasn't Ginette Reno. That was the yam-yam. Now, he is going cold turkey... And you will be at his side. It was page 79, I was trawling the thread in search of a highly artifacted jpg of a disappointed Frank Costanza. I began browsing late at night, and waffleimages was down..... but a different kind of shitposter still lurked about....
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 01:25 |
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Jerusalem posted:It was page 79, I was trawling the thread in search of a highly artifacted jpg of a disappointed Frank Costanza. I began browsing late at night, and waffleimages was down..... but a different kind of shitposter still lurked about.... The horror....the horror....
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 01:32 |
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potee posted:And, in a tiny way, I almost feel responsible. I'm the one who sent him to Thailand - in search of low-cost whistles. Filled his head with pseudoerotic tales of my own opium excursions. Remember that night I found you at Dinky Donuts? You were all hopped up on cinnamon swirls! They wouldn't serve you anymore! You wouldn't even have any teeth if it wasn't for me taking you over to Joe's fruit stand and stuffing cantaloupe down your throat!! So much for gratitude... yyyyeah, yyyeah, yyeah!
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 02:46 |
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Who IS this?
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 03:16 |
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Jerusalem posted:It was page 79, I was trawling the thread in search of a highly artifacted jpg of a disappointed Frank Costanza. I began browsing late at night, and waffleimages was down..... but a different kind of shitposter still lurked about.... Tell that to potee, all that kid wanted to do was go home! Well he went home alright; with a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet! They had to sit him on a cork for the eighteen-hour flight home!
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 04:37 |
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Egbert Souse posted:Who IS this? Who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton?
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 05:22 |
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Sash! posted:Who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton? Sash, do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement? Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough. Dismissed.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 09:34 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Sash, do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement? He does not like you. And all indications are he does not like Drake’s Coffee Cake.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 16:02 |
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Relayer posted:Burma. You most likely know it as Myanmar. So you... you really don't have my hat?
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 16:21 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Sash, do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement? Weird, I posted this last night, before going to the bathroom, and now I have the stomach flu. Peterman!!
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 16:34 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Weird, I posted this last night, before going to the bathroom, and now I have the stomach flu. I like my Yankeeeeeeeeeeee beeeeeeeeeeeeean
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 16:52 |
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Ginette Reno posted:I like my Yankeeeeeeeeeeee beeeeeeeeeeeeean You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever comin' to Houston! Not as long as you bastards are running things!
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 18:36 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Weird, I posted this last night, before going to the bathroom, and now I have the stomach flu. The first 24 hours are the worst. Beeeetter bring a poncho.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 19:08 |
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potee posted:The first 24 hours are the worst. Beeeetter bring a poncho. I'm getting punished for way too many secret cake bites throughout my life. ITT, I'm Elaine. If I tried to dance right now...
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 20:12 |
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LifeGetsWorser posted:You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever comin' to Houston! Not as long as you bastards are running things!
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