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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Gyshall posted:

Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?

You're Batman!

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
This thread's a-rockin'!

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
I gotta go to the park. :geno:

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Relayer posted:

I gotta go to the park. :geno:

IT'S JUST COMMON SENSE! EVERYBODY KNOWS... YOU GOTTA KEEP YOUR WORLD'S APART!!

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Root Bear posted:

How did you get the goop out of the top of the dishwashing liquid? It was like a brand new nozzle!

What did I just pay for?

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

DuhSal posted:

What did I just pay for?

YOU'RE A JOHN!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

esperantinc posted:

YOU'RE A JOHN!

She call, ask for DuhSal, I call JOHN! You no answer, she get very angry and hang up.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Step off, George!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Gyshall posted:

Step off, George!

He said he's going to sew your rear end to your face.

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

potee posted:

He said he's going to sew your rear end to your face.

The pig-man! I saw a pig-man! He was just lying there and then he woke up. He looked up at me and made this horrible sound.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DuhSal posted:

The pig-man! I saw a pig-man! He was just lying there and then he woke up. He looked up at me and made this horrible sound.

But he wasn't a pig-man, was he? What was he? :colbert:

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
That is one magic loogie.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Jerusalem posted:

But he wasn't a pig-man, was he? What was he? :colbert:

Just a fat little mental patient. :geno:

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

potee posted:

Just a fat little mental patient. :geno:

A BLURB?! YOU'RE A BLURB!

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Gyshall posted:

A BLURB?! YOU'RE A BLURB!

How's this for criticism. You stink. How do you like that criticism?

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

Demon Of The Fall posted:

How's this for criticism. You stink. How do you like that criticism?

...Volshtein?

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Instead of hot dogs, chicken dogs. Instead of pretzels, chicken twists. Instead of beer, alcoholic chicken.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

LifeGetsWorser posted:

...Volshtein?

Right. Naj..du..kov..



What country is he from again?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Capt. Sticl posted:

Right. Naj..du..kov..



What country is he from again?

Well, let's see, I've got a ten kroner, a five kroner, a twenty kroner - no wait, that's another ten kroner.

A fimty kroner? How much is that?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
How come people don't have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ginette Reno posted:

Instead of hot dogs, chicken dogs. Instead of pretzels, chicken twists. Instead of beer, alcoholic chicken.

I move we don't let Ginette Reno call the gimmick for page-posting again.

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

Capt. Sticl posted:

What country is he from again?

Burma. You most likely know it as Myanmar.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Gyshall posted:

How come people don't have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack?

You're just not sponge worthy.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

I move we don't let Ginette Reno call the gimmick for page-posting again.

drat it, Jerusalem. That wasn't Ginette Reno. That was the yam-yam. Now, he is going cold turkey... And you will be at his side.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

drat it, Jerusalem. That wasn't Ginette Reno. That was the yam-yam. Now, he is going cold turkey... And you will be at his side.

And, in a tiny way, I almost feel responsible. I'm the one who sent him to Thailand - in search of low-cost whistles. Filled his head with pseudoerotic tales of my own opium excursions.


Plus, I have him some phone numbers of places he could score near the hotel.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

drat it, Jerusalem. That wasn't Ginette Reno. That was the yam-yam. Now, he is going cold turkey... And you will be at his side.

It was page 79, I was trawling the thread in search of a highly artifacted jpg of a disappointed Frank Costanza. I began browsing late at night, and waffleimages was down..... but a different kind of shitposter still lurked about....

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

It was page 79, I was trawling the thread in search of a highly artifacted jpg of a disappointed Frank Costanza. I began browsing late at night, and waffleimages was down..... but a different kind of shitposter still lurked about....

The horror....the horror....

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

potee posted:

And, in a tiny way, I almost feel responsible. I'm the one who sent him to Thailand - in search of low-cost whistles. Filled his head with pseudoerotic tales of my own opium excursions.


Plus, I have him some phone numbers of places he could score near the hotel.

Remember that night I found you at Dinky Donuts? You were all hopped up on cinnamon swirls! They wouldn't serve you anymore! You wouldn't even have any teeth if it wasn't for me taking you over to Joe's fruit stand and stuffing cantaloupe down your throat!! So much for gratitude... yyyyeah, yyyeah, yyeah!

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Who IS this? :haw:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Jerusalem posted:

It was page 79, I was trawling the thread in search of a highly artifacted jpg of a disappointed Frank Costanza. I began browsing late at night, and waffleimages was down..... but a different kind of shitposter still lurked about....


Tell that to potee, all that kid wanted to do was go home! Well he went home alright; with a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet! They had to sit him on a cork for the eighteen-hour flight home! :cripes:

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Egbert Souse posted:

Who IS this? :haw:

Who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Sash! posted:

Who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton?

Sash, do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement?

Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough. Dismissed.

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Sash, do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement?

Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough. Dismissed.

He does not like you. And all indications are he does not like Drake’s Coffee Cake.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Relayer posted:

Burma. You most likely know it as Myanmar.

So you... you really don't have my hat?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Sash, do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement?

Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough. Dismissed.

Weird, I posted this last night, before going to the bathroom, and now I have the stomach flu.

Peterman!! :argh:

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Weird, I posted this last night, before going to the bathroom, and now I have the stomach flu.

Peterman!! :argh:

I like my Yankeeeeeeeeeeee beeeeeeeeeeeeean

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

Ginette Reno posted:

I like my Yankeeeeeeeeeeee beeeeeeeeeeeeean

You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever comin' to Houston! Not as long as you bastards are running things!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Weird, I posted this last night, before going to the bathroom, and now I have the stomach flu.

Peterman!! :argh:

The first 24 hours are the worst. Beeeetter bring a poncho.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

potee posted:

The first 24 hours are the worst. Beeeetter bring a poncho.

I'm getting punished for way too many secret cake bites throughout my life.

ITT, I'm Elaine. If I tried to dance right now...

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

LifeGetsWorser posted:

You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever comin' to Houston! Not as long as you bastards are running things!

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