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: Thanks for joinin' us on the show tonight, we have a real good one for ya. Tonight we have a REAL American, a TRUE patriot, and a drat fine human being gracing us with his presence. This man bleeds the red, white, and blue, ladies and gentlemen. He's out there every day defending the rights and freedoms you and your families enjoy so much. He's the Republican Senator from Colorado: Steven Armstrong. Ya there, Senator? : *heavy static* : Senator we're having a hard time hearing you. Someone adjust his feed, please. : -cheap Chinese poo poo, motherfuck- : Senator can you hear me? : Yeah, hi Alex. Great setup you've got here. : Thank you Senator. That means a lot. It's great to have you on the show. I want you to know that the family and I watched your match, and I became very sweaty. Very sweaty. I felt like I was in there with you, bare-chested and defending freedom. I'm so relieved we have someone strong like yourself that can stand up to the binge-drinking globalist agenda and their attempts to roll our fine country into the rest of the trash on this planet. : ...Alex you idiot I didn't- : I gotta say though, Senator, that it's shameful JUST SHAMEFUL that Palpatine, snake that he is, sabotaged your efforts by allowing the Reptilians to include their drat genetically-bred battle cat in the match and mess it all up. It's not fair. *slams desk* IT"S NOT FAIR! It brings a drat TEAR TO MY EYE, SENATOR! : *to someone in the background* Someone hang up on this dipshit! : Senator I wish I could give my entire body to you, for you to use in this crusade against the globalist and their evil. My body, my spirit... : *click* : *bursts into ugly, ugly tears*
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 07:42 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 13:14 |
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: Last night, Senator Armstrong brutally punt kicked me out of the ring. Now you may all be asking for me to extract vengeance on him, but to that I say no. I shall work to save him. Armstrong, you can be the protector of America that you imagine yourself to be, if you accept me and PepsiCo as your savior.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 16:32 |
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This corporation wanting to control America subplot is one of the best things in this thread.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 17:03 |
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EDIT: Oh my God I'm an idiot. I missed that submissions were closed.
DivisionPost fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Dec 18, 2016 |
# ? Dec 18, 2016 17:27 |
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So I take it the audience HATED that show, even though it had, frankly, nothing but thrills? Philistines!
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 19:41 |
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Danger-Pumpkin posted:So I take it the audience HATED that show, even though it had, frankly, nothing but thrills? Philistines! The audience is right. The King got loving robbed. Robbed I say!
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 21:19 |
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Danger-Pumpkin posted:So I take it the audience HATED that show, even though it had, frankly, nothing but thrills? Philistines! #fuckthefans ? #hoodslam?
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 21:23 |
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poorlywrittennovel posted:The audience is right. The King got loving robbed. Robbed I say! Well, I will definitely agree on that point. Robbed!
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 03:58 |
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Now that it's way way too late, I regret not submitting Yoshihiko instead.
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# ? Dec 24, 2016 16:45 |
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Did the post show analysis not load or something?
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# ? Dec 24, 2016 17:38 |
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Manic_Misanthrope posted:Did the post show analysis not load or something? Crow is very busy with other games, holidays and not delivering wrestlers.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 03:10 |
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Herr Tog posted:Crow is very busy with other games, holidays and not delivering wrestlers. Yes to all of those. Also those posts that specifically follow the updates that are marked "[STANDBY FOR THE POST SHOW]" are for all the in-character reply posts that people post following each show. The idea is they'll be quote-edited into those posts to make archival easy once the LP is done.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 05:03 |
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biosterous posted:Now that it's way way too late, I regret not submitting Yoshihiko instead. Oh my god.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 19:39 |
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 14:29 |
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I admit I have been negligent in my duties to this LP as of late. I will hopefully have an update for our opening episode of FCZ ready by the weekend. My time has just been occupied lately with either holiday matters, or getting the final rounds of commentary for Ace Combat 04 booked and squared away, or putting out the hilarious technical brushfires that seem to be consuming the Forza Horizon LP behind the scenes. Hopefully we will be back to a regular update schedule fairly shortly.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 00:53 |
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: Shinjobi Jones is worth the wait, I say!
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 00:54 |
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clearly the answer is to stop playing such action games and go full gronard.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 01:32 |
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Herr Tog posted:go full gronard.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 10:59 |
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When the gently caress did I start LPing a wrestling game?
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 06:40 |
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nine-gear crow posted:When the gently caress did I start LPing a wrestling game? More importantly it is amazing and I need more like a fat kid need cake.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 06:49 |
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nine-gear crow posted:When the gently caress did I start LPing a wrestling game? As I recall, it was June of 1986. You remember, we were drinking with Hemingway and Jimmi Hendrix. Hendrix asked if we'd heard of this new fad they called 'westing' - 'westing' was what wrestling was called at the time. As it turned out, old Ernie was quite fond of it and he launched into a 3-hour long diatribe about why it was the truest expression of masculinity. I said that it sounded less painful than that time he made us read Ulysses in Kentucky Fried Chicken. Next thing you know, I'm face-down on the floor while Jimmi's holding Ernest back and you're doing a playthrough of a bad wrestling management sim.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 07:51 |
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And that LP was Albert Einstein.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 08:00 |
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: And now, for our 793rd hour of Pokemon Christmas Bash. Remember, as long as there is someone on stage you can't leave. If you have any questions please double check your event ticket.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 08:09 |
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CJacobs posted:And that LP was Albert Einstein. but we are still waiting for gadoe
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 08:44 |
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Are you still mad? What do you think? If it's any consolation, I am sorry. I know.Here. *opens his bag, handing Genji a strange object* What is this? Try it out, there's a button on the side there. *presses the button, causing a pitch black blade of pure energy to emerge* A lightsaber?! Where did you get this?! Trade secret. Is this what you did when you disappeared from your match? Why did you steal it?! Yes. And I know you were looking for an upgrade for your blade,so I figured this would make us even. I appreciate the gesture,but who did you steal this from? They will undoubtedly plan retribution. No one important. *Meanwhile,in the women's locker room* *is unpacking her things* Paints,check. Jetpack,check. Droid stunner,check. Credstick,check. Darksaber, che- *realizes it's gone,angrily slams locker door* OH COME ON! I'M GONNA FIND THE *Mandalorian expletive* WHO STOLE MY BIRTHRIGHT AND RIP OFF THEIR- *FEED INTERRUPTED As an out-of character note,I'll be in Mexico with my parents for most of February,meaning I'll have next to no internet for a long time. Which means that,if Nine-Gear Crow (somehow) updates during that period,someone might have to make promos for Sabine and the Shimadas on my behalf.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 09:14 |
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VolticSurge posted:As an out-of character note,I'll be in Mexico with my parents for most of February,meaning I'll have next to no internet for a long time. Which means that,if Nine-Gear Crow (somehow) updates during that period,someone might have to make promos for Sabine and the Shimadas on my behalf. A Haiku Don't stop Believing in Business Suit Samus
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 22:32 |
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So do Atrix, CJacobs, Blind Sally, Grey Hunter, or I take over this LP?
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 09:17 |
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RIP Super League Wrestling. Had precisely two shows and was cancelled after the sponsors found CRON and Captain Snuggles too disturbing to be on television. At least Vince Russo isn't responsible for this federation dying.
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 12:00 |
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: ...Is this thing on? Good. Goooood. I've been told by Corporate I need to address you simpering fools for some reason. Apparently the dumb jackass who's running this show has given up on his stupid plane video games for the time being and might get back to writing for this nuclear garbage fire eventually. Don't get your hopes up though. : Yes, excuse me. Mr. Palpatine, is it? When will I be booked in an actual match? I need to show my ladies how to wrestle properly and I would like the opportunity to-- : END COMMUNICATION!
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 08:59 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 13:14 |
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nine-gear crow posted:: ...Is this thing on? Good. Goooood. I've been told by Corporate I need to address you simpering fools for some reason. Apparently the dumb jackass who's running this show has given up on his stupid plane video games for the time being and might get back to writing for this nuclear garbage fire eventually. Don't get your hopes up though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRHM2ecKrxU
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 11:13 |