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RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...

SilverSupernova posted:

I would be down with everyone in that room suddenly revealing themselves to be Spidey villains.



I love you forever and ever for this.

Unkempt posted:

'Aunt Anna' my arse.



This is also good, but it doesn't have the Shocker, and therefore does not fulfill my gimmick.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...

"Now go back home, we need the hotel room for an LA drug binge."

RandallODim fucked around with this message at 02:16 on May 4, 2017

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I keep finding myself reminded of this Aunt May figure Ashens reviewed. Skip to 3:25 for the reveal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aym8nHmcC2Y

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Knormal posted:

I keep finding myself reminded of this Aunt May figure Ashens reviewed. Skip to 3:25 for the reveal.

This is incredible. :allears:

We Are Number One but Robbie Rotten is an old lady.

Edmund Lava
Sep 8, 2004

Hey, I'm from Brooklyn. I'm going to call myself Mr. Friendly.

Knormal posted:

I keep finding myself reminded of this Aunt May figure Ashens reviewed. Skip to 3:25 for the reveal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aym8nHmcC2Y

Is that real or a custom made from a Gary Busey figure?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


That's the face of a man cockblocked by a space-racoon for the last 5 months who has just realized his hell will never end.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Knormal posted:

I keep finding myself reminded of this Aunt May figure Ashens reviewed. Skip to 3:25 for the reveal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aym8nHmcC2Y
Willem Dafoe in drag, what are you doing here?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



we're in hell

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Aunt May reminds me of my grandma so I genuinely love this kinda stuff. :3:

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Aunt May is pretty tilted in that last frame. Did Peter sweep the leg?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Dexie posted:

We Are Number One but Robbie Rotten is an old lady.

Edmund Lava posted:

Is that real or a custom made from a Gary Busey figure?

CapnAndy posted:

Willem Dafoe in drag, what are you doing here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGGRke53d4Q

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

graham cracker posted:

Aunt May is pretty tilted in that last frame. Did Peter sweep the leg?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Oh, no. Anna is a secret mob boss.

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."



my_anticipation.jpg

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

So then a full week of The Amazing Spider-Man and his wife talking to two old ladies, and they still haven't set up anything, or even managed to make it inside the hotel yet. Never change, Newspaper Spider-Man.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Peter managed to park his car in the hotel's entryway though, so that's a plus.

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Knormal posted:

So then a full week of The Amazing Spider-Man and his wife talking to two old ladies, and they still haven't set up anything, or even managed to make it inside the hotel yet. Never change, Newspaper Spider-Man.

Peter is going to go spend the day with the aunts and get into shenanigans. Probably involving one or both of them getting kidnapped by and/or engaged to a supervillain.

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





One of them is the Chameleon. This arc will include at least one scene where Spidey is fighting an old women on stage.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


ConfusedUs posted:

One of them is the Chameleon. This arc will include at least one scene where Spidey is fighting an old women on stage.

This except it's not the Chameleon, Peter just thinks Aunt Anna is a supervillain for some reason.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Am I the only one thinking Aunt Anna is drawn to look like she's portrayed by Rue McClannahan?

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Do they know he's Spider-Man, or can we expect a solid month of "how do I get away from them long enough to change?"

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Bruceski posted:

Do they know he's Spider-Man

They do not.

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
They let him think they don't. Peter and JJJ are the only people that strange love game is for anymore.

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

Tiggum posted:

This except it's not the Chameleon, Peter just thinks Aunt Anna is a supervillain for some reason.

It will then turn out Aunt Anna IS a supervillain for some reason.

What she's been using Mary Jane's checks for is building her evil lair.

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Tiggum posted:

They do not.

I thought Aunt May did know.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
It varies depending on universe. In some, she does, but not others. I'm not sure which one Newspaper-verse is.

Maxwell Adams
Oct 21, 2000

T E E F S

Tiggum posted:

This except it's not the Chameleon, Peter just thinks Aunt Anna is a supervillain for some reason.

Then he fights her. And loses.

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

Malachite_Dragon posted:

It varies depending on universe. In some, she does, but not others. I'm not sure which one Newspaper-verse is.

Newspaper-verse seems very reminisicent of the Lee/Romita era with some of the modern Marvel characters thrown in. I doubt she knows.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Maxwell Adams posted:

Then he fights her. And loses.

Well she likely keeps a brick in her purse so that's a given.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Knormal posted:

So then a full week of The Amazing Spider-Man and his wife talking to two old ladies, and they still haven't set up anything, or even managed to make it inside the hotel yet. Never change, Newspaper Spider-Man.

Spider-Man is a soap opera comic strip, and it should be interpreted as such.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Bongo Bill posted:

Spider-Man is a soap opera comic strip, and it should be interpreted as such.

I'm still waiting for Mary Worth to show up to join the other old ladies.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Choco1980 posted:

I'm still waiting for Mary Worth to show up to join the other old ladies.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Peter's next enemy: The eternal cruise.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Turner D Century is going to villain. Right after he dates these ladies he will destroy modern Hollywood. Spider-Man will fight him while monologing about all the great movies Hollywood have given us, like Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, Guardians of The Galaxy, and Spider-Man.

Haifisch posted:

Peter's next enemy: The eternal cruise.

Peter cannot become Spider-Man since people might figure out his identity from the passenger list. So he puts on a speedo and wears a Spock face mask, pretending to be Namor.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



If the mystery is 'Who is this guy?' there's only one nerd with those glasses with a crush on a withered mummy.

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

gently caress me, I cannot believe they're actually doing it.

Hopefully Aunt Anna is less susceptible to black lung :allears:

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
He doesn't have Rocket so he can't say he works out with his son.

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Synthbuttrange posted:



If the mystery is 'Who is this guy?' there's only one nerd with those glasses with a crush on a withered mummy.

I am going to assume its a fake out and its Anna they are talking about.

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