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stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
HOLY gently caress CANADA DID A THING


HOILETT HAS FINALLY loving SCORED

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camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Canada with a goal that was actually pretty sweet! This final half an hour might actually be worth watching now...

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Good goal that.

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Seltzer posted:

Los

Reggae

Boyz

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Man hoilett is loving possessed

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
I'm rooting for a tie so we can see penalties after 90 minutes.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Welp

A former gold cup champion team goes down in flames*

Tmyk

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



That Jamaican keeper is pretty tasty

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

gwaaaaaaaan reggae boyz

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
I just learned that the Spanish motto for Subway is "mucho sándwich," which is right up there with the all-time great dumb mottos. They might've even spelled it "sándwhich." I'll keep my eye out for it, next time Univision shows the commercial.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Here lies Honduras
They never (actually) scored

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



The reggae boys can easily beat this lovely Mexico, refs gonna have to work hard .

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Simone Poodoin posted:

The reggae boys can easily beat this lovely Mexico, refs gonna have to work hard .

this will make me irrational op

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

this is the year the boyz win it all

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Nostradingus posted:

this is the year the boyz win it all

its happening fam

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I have literally driven to Arlington to watch a game that, when you really think about it, means nothing in the grand scheme of things.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮


Now to watch so barely acceptable soccer.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
The Jumbotron at JerryWorld found five guys with 'GO USA' painted on their chests. Then they turned around and a big penis was shaped on their backs.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Pemberton, Waston, Pipo, Acosta, Calvo, Salvatierra, Guzman, Tejeda, Bryan, Ramirez, Ureña. 5-2-2-1

Let's get this poo poo over with

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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all-Rush mixtape posted:

The Jumbotron at JerryWorld found five guys with 'GO USA' painted on their chests. Then they turned around and a big penis was shaped on their backs.

lol is there a .gif?

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Simone Poodoin posted:

Pemberton, Waston, Pipo, Acosta, Calvo, Salvatierra, Guzman, Tejeda, Bryan, Ramirez, Ureña. 5-2-2-1

Let's get this poo poo over with

Who is going to agitate Jozy all game and who is going to dive to try to win a pen?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Seltzer posted:

lol is there a .gif?

Unless someone else here at Jerryworld was recording the Jumbotron, no.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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This baseball game

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Seltzer posted:

Who is going to agitate Jozy all game and who is going to dive to try to win a pen?

No need to try diving, no pens will be given against you guys. But if someone does it'll be Ramirez

Nobody's gonna bite big Joz but Guzman is definitely gonna kick the crap out of him when the ref isn't looking.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Simone Poodoin posted:

No need to try diving, no pens will be given against you guys. But if someone does it'll be Ramirez

Nobody's gonna bite big Joz but Guzman is definitely gonna kick the crap out of him when the ref isn't looking.

You really are over exaggerating the refs being in our favor. Like there was two bites a nipple twist and a punch just last game and no red cards given.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



You were winning, no need to interfere.

Chen Kenichi
Jul 20, 2001
Someone explain to me why wasteman Jozy is on this team please? I don't keep up as well as I should. Is he there to take the abuse (biting, ball-punching, etc.) for the first 60 or so minutes so a real player can come in fresh and unabused for the last 30?

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
gently caress yeah let's go :911:

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Seltzer posted:

You really are over exaggerating the refs being in our favor. Like there was two bites a nipple twist and a punch just last game and no red cards given.

Yeah, I don't think the refs are in our favor so much as they are incompetent.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
loving hell

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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He's there to run over small central american defenders, dive for pens, and occasionally play a ball to someone who can score.

Chen Kenichi
Jul 20, 2001

Seltzer posted:

He's there to run over small central american defenders, dive for pens, and occasionally play a ball to someone who can score.

A fair explanation thanks.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Bruce, let the kids play with the balls.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
lol at Arena bitching about the ball kids

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Omar needs to chill with the long balls

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



lmao how did you not take advantage of that?

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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FFS

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Just shoot Jozy!

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I would have liked for the Joz to kick the ball in the goal there.

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nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I have never seen jozy score a goal

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