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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Platypus Farm posted:

"This is my house," Paige screamed loudly as Triple H stuck his dinger deep in her banger and mash.

Triple H moaned and clutched his aching quad and pushed his hands into an "X" shape above his groin. "Suck...it," he whispered, thrusting his hips.

"No, this is literally my house," Stephanie McMahon said as she walked in the front door with her three kids and they all made an "X" shape over their crotch and yelled "suck it."

"What the hell perro?" Alberto El Patron said.

Platypus Farm posted:

This just in: this will be kenny omega's next opponent, and he will do a spinning piledriver and throw an invisible grenade at her.

"I mean god drat, I mean what the gently caress, right? What the gently caress is wrong with this guy? He has this dumb goddamn oval office-lip gray hair that he should just put some god drat Just for Men on and quit acting like a god drat pussy licking bitch, am I right Bryan? Like, gently caress. Why can't he just fight a loving real man like Robert Gibson and why the gently caress can't he just....gently caress! gently caress! It's like when Donald loving Trump opens his rear end in a top hat and a wrestling match falls out. That's Kenny Omega.

"And look, here's the thing. I like licking pussy, right? I like the taste of a good pussy. I spend half my time at Castle Cornette eating pussy. Wendy's and pussy. Look, here's the thing, Bryan, when you go on a road trip, you need three things. You need a goddamn Rand McNally atlas, a loving note pad with a pen, and some pussy to eat. That's four things. Sorry, you need FOUR loving things when you get on the road. If you get on the road and you don't have that poo poo, just turn around and loving gently caress yourself or kill yourself or take a poo poo in your gray hair and then jack off with an invisible hand. gently caress! Just jerk off without using your hand. Put your dick in the couch cushions and gently caress the couch. Close your eyes, pretend you're eating some pussy or a Baconator or whatever, and just go to town on that poo poo.

"Wait, what were we talking about?"

"Oh, uh, this guy was asking about the difference between houses headlined with black peformers and white ones in Kentucky in 1974."

"Well those shows where JYD headlined had an average of 10,510 tickets for that year, but the ones with harley race were around 12k. I don't know if it's a race thing, or just because JYD was kind of dogshit, but there you go. There you go."

"Sounds like it could have just been match quality or whatever if it was that close."

"Yeah, Bryan, I mean I doubt it was a race thing. But here's the deal, if that gray haired, blow-up doll jack off loving Kenny Omega was around, he wouldn't have sold anywhere near as much as a deaf girl sucking off a pickle behind the concession stand. gently caress!"

This is the weirdest account banme I've seen in PSP

Not funnier than the guy who said he wouldn't get fooled by the media about Gamergate though

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MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

figured youd confuse good posting for a banme

# ? Aug 10, 2017 05:45

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Generic and trying too hard.

Like an Okada finish.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 15:13

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

https://twitter.com/RealKevinNash/status/895326377855012864 https://twitter.com/RealKevinNash/status/895541465912406016

# ? Aug 10, 2017 15:40

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

https://twitter.com/BellaTwins/status/895350395178033152

# ? Aug 10, 2017 15:43

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Same, Nikki

# ? Aug 10, 2017 15:51

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Nikki dropping them alt-right hand signs.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 16:30

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

cena loves the alt-right so much he threw their gang signs all over his march, and hell, that rules

# ? Aug 10, 2017 16:34

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

That's a 4chan meme. We're not supposed to use 4chan memes here because we're jealous they're more successful than us.

Please keep up with forum politics.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 16:39

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

i am not posting the memes, i am talking about how WWE Superstar John Cena loves the memes. For example, most people know that he loves rare vintage cars, but did you know he also collects the rarest and highest quality pepes?

# ? Aug 10, 2017 16:44

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

https://youtu.be/OBLkIWeqFKI

# ? Aug 10, 2017 17:04

MrBling: Aug 21, 2003; Oozing machismo

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/895701154444656640

lol

# ? Aug 10, 2017 18:41

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

https://twitter.com/_StarDESTROYER/status/895696250900668416

# ? Aug 10, 2017 18:48

The D in Detroit: Oct 13, 2012

rovert posted:

https://twitter.com/_StarDESTROYER/status/895696250900668416

he's right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfUXJhlCHbU

# ? Aug 10, 2017 18:51

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

He never did get that match with Super Dragon that he wanted. All those "Die Dragon Die" shirts gone to waste.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 20:13

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

the tag match they were in was perfect though

# ? Aug 10, 2017 20:21

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

instead of 'die dragon die' shirts he should have just bought a ticket to a show and chanted "SUPER DRAGON" for 15 minutes straight, he would have gotten the fight no problem

# ? Aug 10, 2017 20:25

The_Rob: Feb 1, 2007; Blah blah blah blah!!

dromal phrenia posted:

instead of 'die dragon die' shirts he should have just bought a ticket to a show and chanted "SUPER DRAGON" for 15 minutes straight, he would have gotten the fight no problem

Biff becoming super dragon fan sounds so good.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 20:52

TwoDogs1Cup: May 28, 2008; DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

It's not actually him bah

TwoDogs1Cup fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Aug 10, 2017

# ? Aug 10, 2017 21:55

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

https://twitter.com/XavierWoodsPhD/status/895779080779567104

# ? Aug 11, 2017 00:03

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

rovert posted:

https://twitter.com/BellaTwins/status/895350395178033152

https://twitter.com/BaronCorbinWWE/status/895691501103198208

# ? Aug 11, 2017 00:09

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

rovert posted:

https://twitter.com/BaronCorbinWWE/status/895691501103198208

Nikki gonna make her return by TKOing him over the guardrail.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 00:16

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

rovert posted:

https://twitter.com/BaronCorbinWWE/status/895691501103198208

Stupid Corbin, towels only make Big Match John more powerful

# ? Aug 11, 2017 00:18

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Abroham Lincoln posted:

https://twitter.com/XavierWoodsPhD/status/895779080779567104

Kofi killed me

# ? Aug 11, 2017 00:21

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

IcePhoenix posted:

Kofi killed me

I'm stunned Xavier was able to keep playing!

# ? Aug 11, 2017 00:29

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

https://twitter.com/BaronCorbinWWE/status/895785460915736576 https://twitter.com/BaronCorbinWWE/status/895786001997729793

# ? Aug 11, 2017 00:30

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Unsure if gimmick, or Corbin just dumb...

# ? Aug 11, 2017 00:32

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/895783685332516864 https://twitter.com/BaronCorbinWWE/status/895789670226898950

# ? Aug 11, 2017 00:32

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

This is the twitter slap fight I never knew I wanted

# ? Aug 11, 2017 00:35

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Oh... oh Baron... you come at the king, you best not miss...

# ? Aug 11, 2017 00:46

schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

Dave has better hair and a better physique

# ? Aug 11, 2017 01:24

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/895808201869766656

# ? Aug 11, 2017 01:47

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

rovert posted:

https://twitter.com/BaronCorbinWWE/status/895785460915736576 https://twitter.com/BaronCorbinWWE/status/895786001997729793

ive lost all respect for baron corbin

https://twitter.com/BaronCorbinWWE/status/895795219622498305

# ? Aug 11, 2017 01:53

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

i miss the days when heels would not only piss on are troops but literally join they're troops

# ? Aug 11, 2017 01:56

Accident Underwater: Oct 21, 2005; You look like a star!

Cavauro posted:

i miss the days when heels would not only piss on are troops but literally join they're troops

Corbin should join the British redcoats

# ? Aug 11, 2017 02:00

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

rusev superkicked a marine

# ? Aug 11, 2017 02:13

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

rovert posted:

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/895808201869766656

He doesn't think WWE is run well, that's not a counter.

I award no points. Corbin with the lead.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 02:16

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

oatgan posted:

rusev superkicked a marine

*ahem* HANDSOME Rusev kicked a marine.

Show the man's physical beauty some respect son.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 02:21

Super No Vacancy: Jul 26, 2012

Big Backtrack Baron

# ? Aug 11, 2017 02:25

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Platypus Farm: Jul 12, 2003; Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!

baron corbin sucks, sgt. slaughter would have called that marine a maggot, and then put him in the camel clutch draped in the iraqi flag.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 02:27

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