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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:15 |
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How many straight-edge vegans does it take to change a light bulb? None. Straight-edge vegans can't change anything
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:20 |
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NonzeroCircle posted:How many straight-edge vegans does it take to change a light bulb? How have so many people learned inoffensive unfunny versions of jokes?
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:24 |
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Knock knock. Who's there? DOYOUHAVEAMINUTETOTALKABOUTOURLORDANDSAVIORJESUSCHRIST
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:35 |
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Aggro posted:How have so many people learned inoffensive unfunny versions of jokes? None, inoffensive unfunny versions of jokes can't change anything?
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:49 |
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Roro posted:Knock knock. DOYOUHAVEAMINUTETOTALKABOUTOURLORDANDSAVIORJESUSCHRIST who?
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:50 |
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Dave Syndrome posted:DOYOUHAVEAMINUTETOTALKABOUTOURLORDANDSAVIORJESUSCHRIST who? I... I've never gotten this far before.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:59 |
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Roro posted:I... I've never gotten this far before.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 00:09 |
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Roro posted:I... I've never gotten this far before. Lmao
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 02:24 |
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In my mind knock knock jokes will never again not end with "what do I say next"
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 03:19 |
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Dave Syndrome posted:What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? What do you call a butcher shop run by Snoop Dogg's friend? Meats by Dre
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 04:12 |
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EmmyOk posted:This reminds me of when the mad christian girl who did a semester in uni with me posts obscure psalm jokes on facebook When the apostles went to heaven, what kind of car did they drive? Honda. It says in the bible they all went in one accord
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 07:23 |
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Knock knock Who's there? Some interrupting Smash Mouth. Some- BODY ONCE TOLD ME
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 08:21 |
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:Knock knock What is Smash Mouth's favourite bible verse? Psalm: body once told me.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 09:28 |
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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Death wh-
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 09:38 |
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Jedit posted:Knock knock I'm not entirely sure how the rest of it goes, I'm afraid. Fancy a curry?
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 09:49 |
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WarpedNaba posted:I'm not entirely sure how the rest of it goes, I'm afraid. Fancy a curry? Failed to use all capital letters, ten demerits.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 11:18 |
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Jedit posted:Failed to use all capital letters, ten demerits. Pterry's last joke, probably.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 21:01 |
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Zopotantor posted:Pterry's last joke, probably. drat I'd have liked to see what he was working on. Nice that they respected his last wishes though.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 21:58 |
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Al Cu Ad Solte posted:Three guys are walking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 23:11 |
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How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty!
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 07:22 |
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I always remembered that as How did the Irish butcher introduce his daughter? "Meet Paddy".
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 07:34 |
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WarpedNaba posted:I always remembered that as I wouldn't dare make any kind of gender assumption there.
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 08:01 |
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What do you call green onions cooked by the Wu Tang Clan? Rapscallions
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 09:11 |
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Why are there so many jokes about mountain ranges? Because they are hill areas.
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 11:19 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:Why are there so many jokes about mountain ranges? That's peak humour alright.
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 14:26 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:Why are there so many jokes about mountain ranges? Yoink
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 15:24 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:Why are there so many jokes about mountain ranges? Best joke on this page by a landslide.
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 15:43 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:Why are there so many jokes about mountain ranges? I told my mom this today in text. She got mad at me.
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 20:21 |
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Outrail posted:drat I was going to make the same post. I'm sad we'll never get to read anything more from Discworld, but I'm also happy that his final wishes weren't ignored. Also, a coworker told me the flailing arms/flapping head joke a couple months ago and it's still loving hilarious.
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# ? Sep 2, 2017 04:18 |
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A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the porch out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't even know Joseph that well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads in his eye for a couple of months. Then, suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend. Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. tl;dr: If it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
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# ? Sep 2, 2017 04:27 |
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Zemyla posted:Best joke on this page by a landslide. I see what you did there...
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# ? Sep 2, 2017 07:36 |
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Teach posted:I see what you did there... You missed one; allow me to summit all up: BrigadierSensible posted:Why are there so many jokes about mountain ranges? Enfys posted:That's peak humour alright. Zemyla posted:Best joke on this page by a landslide.
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# ? Sep 2, 2017 15:48 |
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Good range of humour in this thread.
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 00:54 |
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This group of jokes has snow on top of it.
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 02:54 |
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Calling them "funny" is a worthy Appalachian.
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 08:06 |
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how long is a Chinese name
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 08:18 |
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code:
This long?
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 16:39 |
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Dungeon Ecology posted:how long is a Chinese name
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Splicer posted:I don't think it is tbh 昊隆 is a perfectly believable Chinese name.
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