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viral spiral posted:How does it feel to get paid slave wages to murder the poorest people on the planet? but enough about my time at McDonalds!
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viral spiral posted:How does it feel to get paid slave wages to murder the poorest people on the planet? Felt pretty good to travel the world, see cool poo poo, do cooler poo poo, and stay in fantastic shape. All while raking in tax free money and bonuses. Felt even better to have zero student loan debt, own a home, earn a guaranteed paycheck for the rest of my life in addition to the well paying cushy job I have now. Only have 2 bodies on me so I guess the government didn't get a good return on it's investment on me. And forgive me for being a "Chad" but the amount of fantastic pussy a uniform pulled in the 2002-2008 time frame would blow your mind.
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You know you can get a good job/women/stay in shape without having any murders on your head, right
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That's probably one of the saddest things I've ever read, mostly for the honesty in which it was posted on this here dead gay comedy forums. I'm off for today.
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Supreme Allah posted:You know you can get a good job/women/stay in shape without having any murders on your head, right Killing people rules. Don't knock it till you've tried it
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grandad was in 1950s guatemala doing “stuff”
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AutomaticPrince posted:Felt pretty good to travel the world, see cool poo poo, do cooler poo poo, and stay in fantastic shape. All while raking in tax free money and bonuses.
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Jan 22, 2018 02:29
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yeah well the amount of posts i did in that timeframe probably far outweighs any amount of bullets
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Supreme Allah posted:You know you can get a good job/women/stay in shape without having any murders on your head, right Yes, but it was more fun to do it with your tax dollars footing the bill. Also, they weren't technically murders as I had to wait for them to present a threat due to ROE. I also had an Iraqi counterpart who was with me and also endangered at the time. He fired too. I'm not a hardo that says gently caress yeah I shot someone that poo poo was cool. It was an unfortunate event but I've made my peace with it. Self preservation and all.
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I like how the pussy abruptly stops in 2008, like there was a pussy crisis in oh-nine
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AutomaticPrince posted:Yes, but it was more fun to do it with your tax dollars footing the bill. Lol get a load of this guy
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Supreme Allah posted:I like how the pussy abruptly stops in 2008, like there was a pussy crisis in oh-nine There was, though. The recession hit every market
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Supreme Allah posted:I like how the pussy abruptly stops in 2008, like there was a pussy crisis in oh-nine That's when he came back to the US. It's hard to say no to a guy with a loaded rifle
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viral spiral posted:How does it feel to get paid slave wages to murder the poorest people on the planet? Say what you will of the military, but they'll pay you decently and you get a lot of benefits.
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Supreme Allah posted:I like how the pussy abruptly stops in 2008, like there was a pussy crisis in oh-nine Met my wife in 08. Married couples don't gently caress. Also, I'll end here because I wanna go watch dumb football. I definitely differ politically than the rest of this thread but I do agree with you on the unnecessary anointing of every military member as a hero.
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AutomaticPrince posted:Met my wife in 08. Married couples don't gently caress. Just because you don't doesn't mean she doesn't. If she's a military wife then she def does
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AutomaticPrince posted:Felt pretty good to travel the world, see cool poo poo, do cooler poo poo, and stay in fantastic shape. All while raking in tax free money and bonuses. ditty bout my clitty posted:That's when he came back to the US. It's hard to say no to a guy with a loaded rifle
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~~*Why did you kiiiiiilll mmeeee*~~ 
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AutomaticPrince posted:Met my wife in 08. Married couples don't gently caress. You should be in prison
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Let's not pretend we're not all complicit in the ongoing destruction of countless livelihoods present and future by the US empire. Some of us are just contributing a smidgen more.
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Kazak posted:Let's not pretend we're not all complicit in the ongoing destruction of countless livelihoods present and future by the US empire. Well in all seriousness the veterans I can't deal with are the ones who think they have some special insight into war that you just don't understand and never will because you didn't go to war. These particular type of veterans get into two mindsets. (A) They think the war was some kind of alternate dimension separate from the "real world." Like they went through a Twilight Zone portal where they gained special insight. Or (B) they think the war was the true reality and the civilian life is a fake, artificial world. The second category is worse and they tend to get hosed up mentally. But it's the same drat world! Both are just as real. War is an extension of politics mainly. Why one's subjective experience of it has some special merit, I don't understand. And leave aside that most people who experience war, and most casualties, are civilians. There's a guy who works at an Italian restaurant near me who as a child was shoved onto a train at gunpoint by Serb soldiers in Kosovo in 1999 and dumped in a Macedonian pit camp. Not sure what deep meaning there is to be gained from that or why I have to kiss a U.S. Army veteran's rear end. Anyways the restaurant makes a tasty chicken Siciliano. BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Jan 22, 2018 |
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AutomaticPrince posted:Felt pretty good to travel the world, see cool poo poo, do cooler poo poo, and stay in fantastic shape. All while raking in tax free money and bonuses.
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“Forgive me for being a Chad but I smashed a bunch of pussy and killed some civilians from 02-08. Anyway enjoy your thread  “
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dads friend steve posted:“Forgive me for being a Chad but I smashed a bunch of pussy and killed some civilians from 02-08. Anyway enjoy your thread
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:
You're right, and we don't have to kiss anybody's rear end about it. Anyone who says you do isn't actually a friend of veterans but just a fan of war and it's spoils.
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bet you anything the dept heads are just going to embezzle all the money they can when people quit/are fired quote this post when years from now none of these departments use less money and its all been squandered on helicopter rides and poo poo
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If you had sex as a soldier then you got taken advantage of
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jokes on you gbs, the best soldiers are the ones who fucks
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My Linux Rig posted:jokes on you gbs, the best soldiers are the ones who fucks This is why we need comfort women
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dads friend steve posted:“Forgive me for being a Chad but I smashed a bunch of pussy and killed some civilians from 02-08. Anyway enjoy your thread
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viral spiral posted:How does it feel to get paid slave wages to murder the poorest people on the planet? Mostly Sexual I'm betting
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AutomaticPrince posted:Met my wife in 08. Married couples don't gently caress.
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My Linux Rig posted:jokes on you gbs, the best soldiers are the ones who fucks No neg holes ina foxhole
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Is this thread still about the shutdown? Cuz I have some sweet stories about pozing some iraqi holes
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Our Troops should have scheduled homosex to build bonds
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My curiosity hole gapes, please fill it
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AutomaticPrince posted:Felt pretty good to travel the world, see cool poo poo, do cooler poo poo, and stay in fantastic shape. All while raking in tax free money and bonuses. Lmao. What's it like knowing that you murdered innocent people for benefits (job/women/education) that most people have normally? You're like the grossest little baby. dads friend steve posted:“Forgive me for being a Chad but I smashed a bunch of pussy and killed some civilians from 02-08. Anyway enjoy your thread
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*invades someones home and shoots them* self preservation b*tch
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